Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[rubytintedchix]

imagine tammy's farts

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Like fat ass over here hasn’t Dutch Ovened Tammy before. All that chili, you know he busts ass on the regular.

Lucky for her he’s physically incapable of walking up the steps to their bedroom any more and just sleeps in a recliner falling asleep to Blue Cluss.

 

[Joycondrift]

https://youtu.be/86mbxvMr1Dk

Apparently fish is salty because uh reasons. You know. Salt water. Theyre just naturally brined.


Muppet.

 

[Dead Air]

Like fat ass over here hasn’t Dutch Ovened Tammy before. All that chili, you know he busts ass on the regular.

Lucky for her he’s physically incapable of walking up the steps to their bedroom any more and just sleeps in a recliner falling asleep to Blue Cluss.

All that chili, all those sugar alcohols.

https://youtu.be/86mbxvMr1Dk

Apparently fish is salty because uh reasons. You know. Salt water. Theyre just naturally brined.

Muppet.

Of course its tilapia. The most boring and flavorless fish known to man.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

https://youtu.be/86mbxvMr1Dk

Apparently fish is salty because uh reasons. You know. Salt water. Theyre just naturally brined.


Muppet.

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Mmm some Great Value tilapia caked in pre-shredded cellulose cheese. Yummers. At 3:00 he says "firmness of the crustacean that we've added to the fish"? Is that just mushbrain misspeaking or does he not know what a crustacean is? Fatty doesn't even bother to check how big the fillets are after he uses an entire tub of parmesan and a heap of lemon pepper. "They" use a term called opaque, who are "they" exactly Jack? Not the writers of the recipe that you plagiarized in the description, right? Fatty says there's too much salt and he'll "fix" the recipe in the description, but he didn't include Becky's Jack's note about keeping the salt out. Dumbass.

 

[Baby Yoda]

Like fat ass over here hasn’t Dutch Ovened Tammy before. All that chili, you know he busts ass on the regular.

Lucky for her he’s physically incapable of walking up the steps to their bedroom any more and just sleeps in a recliner falling asleep to Blue Cluss.

I wonder if Jack's sphincter is broken and blown out due to his many, many strokes. Like when he farts the air and poop just falls out of his butthole. He has a stroked out ass.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

I wonder if Jack's sphincter is broken and blown out due to his many, many strokes. Like when he farts the air and poop just falls out of his butthole. He has a stroked out ass.

It definitely wasn't from Tyrone after church.

 

[Aunt Myrna]

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Why is this his newest thing to tard rage about? He's one to talk, saying people can't think anymore. What's wrong with people looking for suggestions on what to cook with ingredients they have on hand? If people are actually asking him for suggestions on what to cook (press x to doubt) is it really so wrong? It is a "cooking" channel after all.

"Kinda of tired"

 

[rubytintedchix]

HURRR DURRRR DURRRR

 

[captkrisma]

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Mmm some Great Value tilapia caked in pre-shredded cellulose cheese. Yummers. At 3:00 he says "firmness of the crustacean that we've added to the fish"? Is that just mushbrain misspeaking or does he not know what a crustacean is? Fatty doesn't even bother to check how big the fillets are after he uses an entire tub of parmesan and a heap of lemon pepper. "They" use a term called opaque, who are "they" exactly Jack? Not the writers of the recipe that you plagiarized in the description, right? Fatty says there's too much salt and he'll "fix" the recipe in the description, but he didn't include Becky's Jack's note about keeping the salt out. Dumbass.

"We're not gonna use too much salt here guys"

First ingredient of McCormick's Lemon Pepper: salt.

 

[A Duck Selling Lemonade]

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Mmm some Great Value tilapia caked in pre-shredded cellulose cheese. Yummers. At 3:00 he says "firmness of the crustacean that we've added to the fish"? Is that just mushbrain misspeaking or does he not know what a crustacean is? Fatty doesn't even bother to check how big the fillets are after he uses an entire tub of parmesan and a heap of lemon pepper. "They" use a term called opaque, who are "they" exactly Jack? Not the writers of the recipe that you plagiarized in the description, right? Fatty says there's too much salt and he'll "fix" the recipe in the description, but he didn't include Becky's Jack's note about keeping the salt out. Dumbass.

I know it's a common dish that a lot of people eat, but mixing fish and cheese is just beyond me.

 

[TurdFondler]

If done right it can be really good, tilapia is so tasteless that the parm might actually be okay. Not a combination I'd ever bother with because, why?

 

[AnOminous]

If done right it can be really good, tilapia is so tasteless that the parm might actually be okay. Not a combination I'd ever bother with because, why?

Tilapia is basically the tofu of fish. It has no flavor of its own and adopts the flavor of whatever it's cooked with.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

https://youtu.be/86mbxvMr1Dk

Apparently fish is salty because uh reasons. You know. Salt water. Theyre just naturally brined.


Muppet.

It looks like he used this recipe, right down to the "opaque" reference. Is he saying he thinks that word means "clear"? And he says he threw it in the oven for about five minutes though the recipe calls for ten - twelve. There's also no way that fish was actually defrosted - look at how stiff the fillets are when he's showing them to the camera.

So all this together means for sure Jack was eating undercooked fish, thinking they're cooked perfectly because golden brown = a bit scorched on the top and perfectly opaque = clear, and he's too stroked out to tell by texture and taste that the fish is raw.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Maddeningly, that post is 100% real. He's actually been on a bit of a Tammy-burning bender this week. I don't think these have been posted before, so here's Exhibit 1 and 2 in Tammy's future defense case.

Exhibit 1: Jack burbles into the camera at a haunting whisper as he lurks on his wife and shames her for scrolling through TikTok

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I mean Tiktok is pretty cringe but watching TikTok is more productive for an older person than watching shows for little kids all day

 

[feral cat #6385]

I think Clott Adams rant best applies to Jack.

Fuck you, you stupid cunt. You are a piece of fucking shit. Do not tell people what they think and then insult them in public. You can tell me what you fucking think you small-minded piece of crap. But don't tell me what I think and then insult me in public when you're fucking wrong... You got your facts wrong. You got your timing wrong. You got your thinking wrong. And you're a fucking piece of shit. You should not live in a world with other nice people. Because I have a feeling you're just as much of a piece of shit when you go home. I bet your family hates your fucking guts behind your back. I guarantee it, with that kind of attitude. The fact that you can come after me with your fucking imaginary problems, put them in my head, and then blame them for me, means that your family is probably getting the same treatment. Yes, you are an imaginary, shit stirring, probably a narcissist, piece of shit. That's what I think of you.

 

[AnOminous]

That AugustTheDuck character has been dredging up some pretty funny stuff lately.

This is almost masaokis levels of cooking. He for some reason thinks it is a good idea to fry dry pasta in olive oil.

 

[ZipDisk]

I wish we got the football stadium sized fat people walmarts, we only have a supermarket sized one here.

I hope Jack goes over the line on a covid post, like accuses Pfizer of murder or some shit. Him eating a facebook ban would be amazing. Especially since he ran to facebook to get away from the youtube boy's club crew.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Of course its tilapia. The most boring and flavorless fish known to man.

Tilapia eat shit and apparently aren't good for you. So you could say Tilapia are the Jack Scalfani of fish.

 

[AnOminous]

Tilapia eat shit

Especially when they're deliberately farmed in a way that involves feeding their own shit to them.

 

[the khat quaffer]

I hope Jack goes over the line on a covid post, like accuses Pfizer of murder or some shit. Him eating a facebook ban would be amazing.

While that would be funny because bad stuff happening to guy I don't like = funneh, nobody should be silenced for criticizing corporations or the government. Like, ever. Haven't we all been stomped to death by this big tech bullshit long enough by now?

Not to be a political dick hole or anything.

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HURRR DURRRR DURRRR

Jack would have a harder time running away from a farmer than a 3 legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond would.