Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 551 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,622 74.4%

  • Total voters
    3,522
That thumbnail is terrible, I did for a second not realize it was Amber. The content was so dull though, it's the gaul that she thinks each of these boring as shit videos is owed 100k views. It has also been 103 days since Amber hit 100k of views on a video, so far Amber has only made 450k views in January of her videos this month. She has 7 more uploads to make 550k.

She has been floating around the lower 1,000,000 since August 2021 and if she makes it another month in less than, in the highest viewing months btw. The decline section of her channel's history is in full effect and that this point it cannot be stopped. She has had 5 months to stop it but refuses to do anything that requires effort.
 
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I wonder what the fat to skin/muscle ratio of her face is. Wider and rounder by the day.
 
"Add some water - liquid, if you will."

Yes, you fat fuck, water is liquid.

"Best smoothie maker in town."

Fat chance, you fat fuck.

(Tastes) "*I* did that. I did that."

You threw some shit in a blender, which any five year old can do. This is not a celebratory thing.

"A little straw..molment."

Fuck you.

(Flips through a shitty "scrapbook" book she made, which is not a scrapbook. It's collage making, you fat fuck, aka "pasting random shit into a book of some kind". There's nothing in there that's special *to you*, which is what scrapbooking is for, you fat fuck.)

Blah blah, "overate Chinese food". That's why you're a fat fuck, you fat fuck.

Gained again. Claims to have been cryeeeen, because she's goeeen through a little sometheeeen. Because of course you are, you fat fuck. If you don't want to tell people WTF you've been cryeeen about, don't fucking mention it.

Has 90 days to get rid of the rest of the weight she wants to lose, and I'm going to fucking love it when she misses yet another goal or gives up on it halfway through. Just like every other time.

Blames the weight fluctutations and "slipping" the past two days because "muh mentalz". You'll always be a fat fuck.

In short: is ecstatic and wildly proud of herself over a fucking smoothie she made from frozen fruit, some "spinnage" - learn to pronounce the word, bitch - and other shit, which could have been made by a blind 7 year old with cerebral palsy.

Boring bullshit. As usual.
 
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C'mon, Dusty. You were so happy together once, and you could be again!
Mendy is doing her absolute best in the afterlife to make sure that never happens!

Amazing Dusty becomes single from a 5 year relationship and instead on spending time being single oh no she needs fat minge.
 
"Add some water - liquid, if you will."

Yes, you fat fuck, water is liquid.

"Best smoothie maker in town."
My favorite part of that was when she added sugar free "surp" to a bunch of fucking sugar. I just know, I know in my hateful little heart that Amber thinks honey is hulthier than refined sugar and that the body processes it differently than sugar. I know it.
 
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