The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[AssignedEva]

I think I've said this before, but I think there's three types of passing.

Passing passing is people going "I legitimately had no idea this person was born male". Very few troons, if any, achieve this.

Passing is not getting clocked instantly. Like if someone sat down and looked at them, they'd know, but you wouldn't immediately spot them if you glanced at them in the street. I guess this also includes the troons who pass pass in carefully selected and edited selfies.

Then there's "passing". You have no doubt of that person's sex, but you can see from how they present themselves that they want you to she/her them because they're wearing a skirt and makeup.

I've always said that none of the Tranchers never pass in any of those senses. Like when random people meet Penny or Kevin they likely have no idea they would be "misgendering", they literally don't even know that these people are troons.

I keep going back to women crossing the plains back in the day.

Your kid dies at 3AM, you bury the kid at sunrise, and by noon you're 10 miles away from an unmarked grave in a place you will never visit again.

But no, troons are the most put-upon.

I had never considered this and now I'm sad

 

[TurdFondler]

I'm late, but I can't get over how a supposed rancher can't fix an F150. They have all the time and room to work they'd ever need.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I'm late, but I can't get over how a supposed rancher can't fix an F150. They have all the time and room to work they'd ever need.

What amazes me about the Tranch is not that it's a racket, but that it's a poorly-thought-out racket.

The smart thing to do would have been Penny and Bonnie sitting down, the whole of the internet spread out before them, and hand-picking the midlife crisis troons whose pre-troonout skills would enhance the Tranch.

Woo them on Twitter, invite them over when their wife finally kicks them out. A Troon Avengers of middle-aged AGPs who used to be mechanics or electricians, maybe a few who are still programmers or otherwise drawing a paycheck that can be folded into the Tranch. "Only we accept you and love you for who you are--hey, since you're here, wanna take a look at this Ford?"

It's like cult victims who come ready-made. Instead, they went with way too many alpacas.

 

[AMHOLIO]

It's like cult victims who come ready-made. Instead, they went with way too many alpacas.

And it's the funniest community this side of 2021.

 

[Ghostse]

I'm late, but I can't get over how a supposed rancher can't fix an F150. They have all the time and room to work they'd ever need.

They identify as Ranchers so they are ranchers you bigot. You need to drop those antiquated 1950s notions of profession roles. But also the fact they identify as Ranchers and can't describe what a Rancher is since none of the separations apply is irrelevant you fucking Nazi, I'm going to get a bunch of rabid trans-professionals to get you fired.

 

[Meiwaku]

Seeing Phil's basic bitch AGP past and comparing it to how he is now i really think he has gone munchie, or at least it's hooked up to pian killers or some other drug. Him getting chonkier, throwing an autismo fit over a drug he thought he couldn't get without prescription, his constant medic visits and Kevin vague posting about his health really give me munchie vibes.

I think he lost his testosterone from his balls and got fat, just like Wedge did. Even Real Women TM have a certain amount of testosterone so his hormones are just fucked especially if he's juicing E with the cult. He also does most of the cooking now where according to the before pics it seemed like Kevin and Jen cooked for him or at least it was more balanced? He always eats a lot from his dinner plate sizes so....

But I do remember that he was in a wheelchair (we had the pic of Kevin wheelin him) for a leg injury that could have given him mild pain killers (nothing like opioids unless he just traded weed or yarn for them lol).

I can reasonably believe he would get sick more often than others because

1. he does all or majority of the labor (with the serfs).
2. his stress levels are always super high.
3. hes in super unsanitary conditions 24/7.
4. he doesn't sleep more than 4-5 hours at a time

All of this can lead to illness at an elevated rate. So I think you're half right or at least onto something.

 

[Shovel Of Ammunition]

he does all or majority of the labor (with the serfs).

Nobody is doing anything resembling labor on the ranch. They use a tractor to place bails of hay directly on the ground. Driving into town several times a day for coffee is the most work anyone is putting in.

 

[80's Dad]

Knocked out the Tranch thread! I started this thread after reading through Kevin's to see if they ever ended up posting evidence of Earl. With all of the cameras and drones and night watches and phone cameras in everyone's pocket, surely it would be easy to catch evidence of someone on their property. But they didn't. They can't even produce evidence of an online threat. And yet they grifted over $120k for telling the internet that they were a bunch of hopeless trannies under attack by a man with an air compressor.

You know what else I think is stupid? That they didn't even try to fake an Earl attack. No mysterious screen shots of threatening text messages or twitter dms. No grainy security cam videos of a man lurking around the alpaca pen. No thermal heat drone flyovers. I mean, basic shit that is easy to fake, but still hard to disprove. They couldn't have made it easier to figure out that Earl isn't real.

It's also incredible how they can't make this financially viable. The property sold for $250k, so say the mortgage is $2500/mo. They make that monthly from patreon and Kevin's "$1000/mo rent" (assuming he wasn't lying about his contributions to the tranch, but I'm sure he is). The property is theirs every month without having to rely on any other income. Between free labor, gofundme grifts, individual patreons/kofi/cashapps, stimulus checks and govt gibs, yarn sales, furry con donations, and odd jobs around town, they can't make it work. Just utter incompetence. Also I think it's really weird for this much cash to flow though a business/charity and have nothing to show for it. Hope tax man comes a-knockin'.

But in reading this thread and by seeing what's going on with our supply chains, I've become even more interested in not relying so much on processed foods and produce at the store, trying to shop locally and in season, preserve what I can, and reduce waste. So instead of buying a 35 acre property, acquiring hundreds of animals, and pretend that I can farm it with no experience, I'm doing way more than the tranch ever did and fucking research something before I do it. I determined that doing a small raised bed was maybe too much and should try year one with just preserving what I can buy cheaply at the farmer's market or u-pick when it's in season.

Sorry for the tangent, I've just been thinking about stuff.

Guess I have to check out the Alyssa thread after this one. Crazy how Paul went from being a fan favorite in a sort of way, to being the reason the tranch almost fell apart, just by meeting one BPD cunt.

I'm still low key pulling for Sky and Jarrod to wisen up and get out.

 

[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

You know what else I think is stupid? That they didn't even try to fake an Earl attack.

I do honestly think that not faking an Earl attack was the smartest thing they have ever done. People are obviously falling for it anyway, and this way there's no videos for autistic Internet detectives to debunk.

But that one documentary made by that furry does apparently have footage of an Earl attack, so we'll see some whenever that's released.

 

[Meiwaku]

I do honestly think that not faking an Earl attack was the smartest thing they have ever done. People are obviously falling for it anyway, and this way there's no videos for autistic Internet detectives to debunk.

But that one documentary made by that furry does apparently have footage of an Earl attack, so we'll see some whenever that's released.

That's honestly a really good point I hadn't thought about that before. The biggest issue with Twitter people is that they don't need any fucking evidence they just basically take verbatim statements at their word.


Consolidation. Yes. Thats what taking your pickings out is called.

FYI on things to look out for lmao
Mutual aids has slowed down. But heres the status.

They're at $726 now btw. They had to repush this for income lmfaoooo.


Furry Tranny Musician (who we have earlier playing ITT and in the KevThread) is making new music for an album so good it was debuted at Colorado furfest in a spinnyskirt. I'm sure it will be an exceptional album.

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

Consolidation. Yes. Thats what taking your pickings out is called.

This new grift feels so gross. Something about them pretending to do mutual aid for dem poor injuns who need a white trans savior just makes me angry. At least with the other grifts they were just straight up lying and bullshitting.

I'm still low key pulling for Sky and Jarrod to wisen up and get out.

If only Jarrod were a little less unhinged I'd be rooting for him. He's just living in his little caravan trying to do 'permaculture' in a barren wasteland, making no effort at all to pass. It's almost innocent until you read back his tweets and he sounds like he's about to shoot up a school.

 

[Prolego]

It's also incredible how they can't make this financially viable. The property sold for $250k, so say the mortgage is $2500/mo. They make that monthly from patreon and Kevin's "$1000/mo rent" (assuming he wasn't lying about his contributions to the tranch, but I'm sure he is). The property is theirs every month without having to rely on any other income. Between free labor, gofundme grifts, individual patreons/kofi/cashapps, stimulus checks and govt gibs, yarn sales, furry con donations, and odd jobs around town, they can't make it work. Just utter incompetence. Also I think it's really weird for this much cash to flow though a business/charity and have nothing to show for it. Hope tax man comes a-knockin'.

I'm puzzled as to how they've seemingly pissed away all those grift bucks with nothing to show for it. Fencing, 5k, solar panels, 10k, and tractor, say 10k deposit, are the only big items I can think of. For lesser stuff, add in a grand each on the staircase, the stove, the fridge, and the tarp "barn". That left them enough to pay for three or so years of fodder and time to develop a business plan to make the Tranch viable.

But they're broke. Can't afford a few hundred for a pellet maker or to fix their truck. Where did it all go? They threw a big party at shearing time which probably cost them whatever they make from wool sales, but wasn't The Great Gatsby level. Kevin buys too many robots and dinosaurs, but not tens of thousands of dollars worth. The ruling troons go out to town every day for coffee, that's 20 bucks x 350 = $7k a year. Dumb but affordable. They buy crap processed food instead of cooking, but crap processed food is fairly cheap. They've been to a couple of furry conventions, but they got one for free. They aren't noticeably better dressed. Kevin rarely changes his clothes, Jarod looks like he never does. The earthship seems to have been abandoned completely.

I don't get it. Could they really have smoked their way through $80ks of weed in a year? Have I missed something out?

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

I don't get it. Could they really have smoked their way through $80ks of weed in a year? Have I missed something out?

Maybe they paid off on the loan?

Then again, it would be the slightly sane thing to do, so probably not.

 

[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

I don't get it. Could they really have smoked their way through $80ks of weed in a year? Have I missed something out?

Well, the conspiracy theorist in me would say that they're not broke. They have just realized that people will buy them shit if they say they can't afford it. After all why buy a 800$ pellet maker when you can manipulate someone else to buy it for you?

But the other side of me would say that the tranch are run by retards who can't cook without destroying their stove, so I wouldn't trust them to handle money very well.

 

[peanus weenus]

Isn't the point of having a ranch to make money and not to ebeg people for money to make your business going?

 

[Oxyjen]

The earthship seems to have been abandoned completely.

I’ve seen no evidence that they actually went through with that. It would have used up their entire funds at the time.

I don't get it. Could they really have smoked their way through $80ks of weed in a year? Have I missed something out?

2500 mortgage
2500 animal feed and other supplies
1000 fuel (gas, propane, diesel)
1000 Troon food and hormones
500 equipment rental inc tractor
500 misc home and ranch shit
200 Kevin toys


Income: don’t know but someone said 1300 from Patreon subscriptions and we guessed a further 1000 each rent from Kevin and Jen. Plus odd jobs for locals, but those seem to be thin on the ground.

Assuming a burn rate of 5 or 6 grand, that’s about 1 year. Plus they did have some significant outlays in that time as well - upgraded solar panels and fencing at least.

Can someone help me budget this, my alpacas are dying.

 

[dflatline]

They need to liquidate the majority of their alpaca herd for meat, maybe keep 5 around as pets for photos. Then they need divide their remaining outgoings amongst all the remaining house troons and if they're incapable or refuse to pay their share start evicting them. The field trannies all need to be charged a flat rate of rent too. The idea that anyone 'works' there is nonsense if their presence and labour isn't resulting in a net financial gain which it clearly isn't. Imagine how much cash they'd have if they all went and got minimum wage jobs.

 

[Meiwaku]

Well, the conspiracy theorist in me would say that they're not broke. They have just realized that people will buy them shit if they say they can't afford it. After all why buy a 800$ pellet maker when you can manipulate someone else to buy it for you?

But the other side of me would say that the tranch are run by retards who can't cook without destroying their stove, so I wouldn't trust them to handle money very well.

I have one as well like, if Penny was really serious about being a charity he would have applied to be one in 2018. But no. They were a ranch. It was evident intimate besides that well they said they were "charity" circa 2019-2020 ish a few times on Facebook BUT they didn't make any effort to actually use this as an advantage to get money. Their plan was to one day be self-sufficient.

Over time, it became evident through grifting and being able to amend for their own REALLY bad choices through the kindness of others that this could be a legitimate strategy for them. Thus, the grift became more and more. They also amassed probably over 100 alpaca in 2020 alone. Even if literally all you're doing is "feeding" them and annually shearing them(because we know they don't have a vet or give them any meds large animal vets charge per visit not per head on most things so it's extra exceptional with them) that's so amounts to a lot because they have more than doubled their food cost and this is even with donations of hay (and lol no hay barn or even storing it in plastic under another tarp so its susceptible to moisture and rodent breeding grounds ) it is still REALLY an exorbitant amount of money. The pictures of PETA insider footage into cheap Alpaca wool ranches looks about the same as the Tranch and thats what it takes to make a profit. But Tenacious Unicorn Ranch is dumber than illiterate capitalistic minded Third Worlders because they at least have to know how to do labor and make money.

Anyways, lets go back to 2018-2019ish the whole motivation for the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch was after D*nald Tr*mp won the election Penny freaked out and felt they were #literally in danger and his motivation was a Trans Haven. He got parentalbux like any good entitled white and moved onto a property owned by his parents (that he claims was under a landlord/something in a grift post) to be an adult. At first, he was working a 9-5 as is evident by Kevin and Jen being left to do Tranch chores at their first property so he could afford whatever. But later, Penny quit his job to Tranch full-time, he likely soon realized this isn't bringing the bux he wanted because the retard expanded his business faster than his polycule. Thus he didn't think of budgeting time, resources, or money. So he used gibs.... and they got bux. It is a formula that always worked so why change it? Just make NEW GoFundMe's to pretend like nobody gives you anything and hide the MASSIVE amounts you've gotten before and evade the glowies.

But I think Earl really set them off on changing the game plan. Like, that's definitely what made him realize he could sustain on gibs alone. But dumbass overreacting Penny didn't think that the $111k on Earl was only because it was their 15 minuets of Twitter fame. So we overexpanded AGAIN (added 5+ new people and MORE animals) and now can't keep up. Modern People cost a lot of money even if you're only giving them food, electric/restroom/ and HRT.

Penny has always been reasonably good at shilling the ranch with puff pieces to garner gibs and sympathy and good PR to hide the reality etc. But Earl was the magnum opus of funding. They're still scrambling to find other sources of income and are forced to work off site. Gibs is as good as it gets. Do they have $800 laying around? Maybe? Probably not. But why use it if you can get a ~generous donor~ to buy it for you. Its like the Troon version of sugar daddy... but poorer than a splenda daddy....

But in reality I really do think that they're super broke and retarded but I do think that they'd always rather try for freebies before shilling out their own money.

If the routine works and behavior is enabled why tf would you fix it? That's basic behavioral psychology as well as Lolcow101 for you.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

I’ve seen no evidence that they actually went through with that. It would have used up their entire funds at the time.


2500 mortgage
2500 animal feed and other supplies
1000 fuel (gas, propane, diesel)
1000 Troon food and hormones
500 equipment rental inc tractor
500 misc home and ranch shit
200 Kevin toys


Income: don’t know but someone said 1300 from Patreon subscriptions and we guessed a further 1000 each rent from Kevin and Jen. Plus odd jobs for locals, but those seem to be thin on the ground.

Assuming a burn rate of 5 or 6 grand, that’s about 1 year. Plus they did have some significant outlays in that time as well - upgraded solar panels and fencing at least.

Can someone help me budget this, my alpacas are dying.

Any of the house Tranchers start playing gacha? That'll do it, as we've seen demonstrated by DSP.

 

[80's Dad]

I do honestly think that not faking an Earl attack was the smartest thing they have ever done. People are obviously falling for it anyway, and this way there's no videos for autistic Internet detectives to debunk.

Yeah true, they clearly didn't need to post any sort of proof. The grift is still working. But also I don't think we could debunk anything with 100% certainty and then they wouldn't have any skeptics in their twitter comments.

If only Jarrod were a little less unhinged I'd be rooting for him. He's just living in his little caravan trying to do 'permaculture' in a barren wasteland, making no effort at all to pass. It's almost innocent until you read back his tweets and he sounds like he's about to shoot up a school.

He was definitely unhinged in the past, but I think being on the tranch and having 'work' to do and fucking off into the mountains and foraging a handful of acorns has done him some good. If he would drop the tranny shit and get himself some wooded acreage and a greenhouse, I think he'd be alright.