The Awful Fursuit Thread - Viewer beware, you're in for a scare!

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Isn't that Cody Speakers? The guy who draws copy/paste MS paint fetish art of obese furries scuba diving as well as make DA journals about hypothetical wars in Iraq or something?
That sounds like this individual, who is not the same person who I have posted about in that awful excuse for a fursuit. But the subject of my post here also seems to have an odd obsession with scuba gear based on his FA page.

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Isn't that Cody Speakers? The guy who draws copy/paste MS paint fetish art of obese furries scuba diving as well as make DA journals about hypothetical wars in Iraq or something?
Did some light digging, this might be the autist you had in mind.
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God I love these 30 y/o mega autists in the fandom. Nothing makes me giggle more than a dumpy, full grown man posing awkwardly in his school project tier fursuit. Bonus points if his bedroom is a mess and clearly in his parent's house.
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You can be the judge of this, but I would put money down that this guy still lives with his parents.
 
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The head looks alright, just the eyes and ears that need a bit of fixing and moving around. I certainly wouldn’t call this “Awful”, although it does look like it has a slight case of the ‘downs. I’d say it’s kinda unique, in a sea of generic big-headed and big-eyed ‘suits that you see nowadays.
Tits on fursuit are always suspect. Them tiddies is just sad. The face, yea it's all right, in a down syndrome kind of way.

A scuba fetish, again?
 
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I'm sure this barely passes the definition of "fursuit" but it was on FA so I feel no remorse.
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I'm guessing the mask is paper-mache or maybe some other kind of cheap material as this was posted 8 months ago by a 32 year old in the room that looks like a child's with a camera that seems to have less than one mega-pixel.
Still trying to figure out what the hell he used to take this picture, it seriously looks like a security camera. Also check out those sweet kicks !!
 
Kody's been posting his bizarre mspaint artwork of fat furries scuba diving for years at this point. He's literally posted thousands of these near-identical pictures, always making sure to mention that character's hometown (which 99% of the time is weirdly a city in a flyover state that doesn't have any oceans nearby), but mostly keeps to his FA page, occaisionally commenting on diving/scuba pictures with comments like "what's your favorite thing about x's scuba gear they're wearing?"

Don't get me wrong, he's still pretty fucking weird, but I don't think he really qualifies as a lolcow, more of a curiosity. Other than the occaisional journal where he complains about a news article, he's mostly harmless and doesn't seem prone to tardrages and/or harassing other people.
 
"Fish" Fursuit. Is supposed to be in a early Disney style or something? There have been fish suits before that actually resemble the animal and embraced the odd factor to being cute again.

this is just a generic mammal with odd add-ons.
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This is a set of gear from Splatoon 2. Albeit tweaked a little bit to look cuter, I suppose.


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