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[The Valeyard]

Rian Johnson is mentioned in the new Scream movie, spoilers for Scream 5 within.

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[Sneed F91]

Rian Johnson is mentioned in the new Scream movie, spoilers for Scream 5 within.

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I don't know much about Scream but that's kind of hilarious. Rian's fucking up franchises that don't even exist. People may forget about the Disney trilogy as movies themselves but they did have an effect on Hollywood. Now every sequel/reboot/remake/nostalgic comeback for these franchises is fashioned after TFA (Ghostbusters Afterlife) or TLJ (Terminator Dark Fail).

Did Disney really change the length of the Galactic Civil War? I thought it was pretty clear just from the opening crawl and dialogue in IV that the rebellion had been going on for some time.

I don't think so. I thought Disney stopped counting years by BBY or ABY. Now they use before and after Starkiller Base (I'm dead serious) because they want to pretend the sequels mattered.

 

[Grave Ghost]

I don't think so. I thought Disney stopped counting years by BBY or ABY. Now they use before and after Starkiller Base (I'm dead serious) because they want to pretend the sequels mattered.

Now I'm curious if their official timeline places the sequel trilogy's time frame at around two weeks like it's been theorized here.

 

[0-0-----0]

Ironically, this little infographic from Wookieepedia only goes to show how shitty the show is.
They basically prove the things I've been saying since Ep. 1

(From their perspective):

THE VIRGIN BOBA FETT

Can't take a punch
Hired random teenagers to do his job
Fat and defenseless
Only meaningful contribution is petting the house dog
Is too scared to kill a few people -- lets his enemies off scot-free

VS.

THE CHAD BLACK KRRSANTAN

Stabbed several times by the galaxy's most dangerous bounty hunter--fine
Viciously attacked a naked, defenseless Boba
Beat the shit out of Boba Fett, only stopped by his rocker teenage lackeys

Ladies and gentlemen, the (former) ruler of Mandalore (before his title was so disgracefully stripped of him by Disney-LucasFilm)

 

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

Ironically, this little infographic from Wookieepedia only goes to show how shitty the show is.
They basically prove the things I've been saying since Ep. 1

(From their perspective):

THE VIRGIN BOBA FETT

Can't take a punch
Hired random teenagers to do his job
Fat and defenseless
Only meaningful contribution is petting the house dog
Is too scared to kill a few people -- lets his enemies off scot-free

VS.

THE CHAD BLACK KRRSANTAN

Stabbed several times by the galaxy's most dangerous bounty hunter--fine
Viciously attacked a naked, defenseless Boba
Beat the shit out of Boba Fett, only stopped by his rocker teenage lackeys
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Ladies and gentlemen, the (former) ruler of Mandalore (before his title was so disgracefully stripped of him by Disney-LucasFilm)

George Lucas and Dave Filoni stripped Boba of his Mando status. Disney just continued on the tradition of shitting on the character.

 

[Adamska]

Ironically, this little infographic from Wookieepedia only goes to show how shitty the show is.
They basically prove the things I've been saying since Ep. 1

(From their perspective):

THE VIRGIN BOBA FETT

Can't take a punch
Hired random teenagers to do his job
Fat and defenseless
Only meaningful contribution is petting the house dog
Is too scared to kill a few people -- lets his enemies off scot-free

VS.

THE CHAD BLACK KRRSANTAN

Stabbed several times by the galaxy's most dangerous bounty hunter--fine
Viciously attacked a naked, defenseless Boba
Beat the shit out of Boba Fett, only stopped by his rocker teenage lackeys
View attachment 2899593

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Ladies and gentlemen, the (former) ruler of Mandalore (before his title was so disgracefully stripped of him by Disney-LucasFilm)

The only reason that stupid Coldsteel Chewie knock-off got bumped like that were the few normies still retarded enough to care about a dead and full of faggots IP going "Who the absolute fuck is this guy" and googling them to figure out why they should care. Only fucking reason I guarantee.

Either way, I wonder how those three LFL accounts are trying to shill and bump that page personally? You know the three accounts that mechanically cannot be a single person due to site activity per hour and who act exactly like a LFL marketer would in pushing garbage down your throat?

 

[Mississippi Motorboater]

So I saw this trending on a Bounding Into Comics article earlier, and decided to check Rotten Tomatoes for myself. And sure enough, it's true.

This is what the RT score for Blorba Fatt looked like after Episode 1:

This is the audience score now as of all 3 episodes being out:

At the time of this post, the audience score has already tipped to 62%.

 

[Kup]

Guys, I’m looking forward to the following shitposting. If it’s anything like last week, I’d say we’re in for a good time.

How Borba be humiliated this week? Will he walk in on Fennec with the heroic Gamorian? Trip and fall? Drown in his Joe Rogan isolation tank? Kill himself when he realizes Jango would be disgusted?

Will he ride a Vespa?

 

[LazloChalos]

I cant watch boba fett anymore, what is the actual point of the series? What is the goal? I was expecting The Man With No Name in space, but then I realized that was what The mandalorian was about.

Now instead of a bad ass we get this guy just walking about, talking a lot of shit but bumbling about and destroying a decades long image of the character.

 

[Kup]

“Build-a-Waifu,” cyberpunk rejects, Firespray Gunship, recruitment missions, animal appreciation, tentacle rape, reused footage from a superior show and Boba hits the Renegade prompt for the first time.

And he calls Shadow the Wookie “mate.”

I stayed up for this, insomnia is a bitch.

 

[starborn427614]

Better than last week's, thank christ. Don't think I could've taken Power Rangers: Mod for two weeks in a row.

 

[Creep3r]

Ironically, this little infographic from Wookieepedia only goes to show how shitty the show is.
They basically prove the things I've been saying since Ep. 1

(From their perspective):

THE VIRGIN BOBA FETT

Can't take a punch
Hired random teenagers to do his job
Fat and defenseless
Only meaningful contribution is petting the house dog
Is too scared to kill a few people -- lets his enemies off scot-free

VS.

THE CHAD BLACK KRRSANTAN

Stabbed several times by the galaxy's most dangerous bounty hunter--fine
Viciously attacked a naked, defenseless Boba
Beat the shit out of Boba Fett, only stopped by his rocker teenage lackeys
View attachment 2899593

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Ladies and gentlemen, the (former) ruler of Mandalore (before his title was so disgracefully stripped of him by Disney-LucasFilm)

The absolutely dreadful state of wookieepedo. They used to get close to a million pageviews back before 2015 for Luke and Anakin's pages, now a fucking Snoova knockoff that's just an edgier Chewbacca is considered their #1 article at only 100k views? Give me a fucking break.

And garbage like this empty thing is now what Wookieepedo considers to be a "comprehensive" article?

Cadinth

Cadinth was an astronomical object located in the Tion Cluster of the regions known as the Outer Rim Territories and the Slice. Located in grid square S-6 on the Standard Galactic Grid, Cadinth was situated along the Shaltin Tunnels hyperspace route, which connected it to the astronomical...

starwars.fandom.com

This site really is worthless.

EU Boba thinks that sex before marraige is immoral.

Context ffs. Aside from the fact that The Tale of Boba Fett short story was retconned almost as soon as it came around and completely shunned after AotC with the only remnant from it being that Boba briefly did adopt the alias of "Jaster", Fett's morals in that short were the result of him having a conversation with an enslaved Leia at Jabba's, and anything she said about Han he tried to counter by coming off as better than him no matter how ridiculous it sounded, trying to come off as puritanical to justify his amoral actions, with the context being to showcase that he was a hypocrite who wanted to ignore the fact that he was practically worse than the people he hunted, something Leia in the same short story calls him out on and tells him he's only full of himself to try and justify his actions and look better than Han.

“Build-a-Waifu,” cyberpunk rejects, Firespray Gunship, recruitment missions, animal appreciation, tentacle rape, reused footage from a superior show and Boba hits the Renegade prompt for the first time.
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And he calls Shadow the Wookie “mate.”
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I stayed up for this, insomnia is a bitch.

True Filoni quality at its finest.

 

[Tor Lugosi]

Really ought to just call the show The Book of Fennec Shand at this point. She kills a legion of enemies this episode... while Bob chases around a small robot in a kitchen like Tom chasing Jerry.

I'd have less of a problem with the Mod Squad if their robotic parts looked crude and worn. They're on a sandy, worn down planet getting black market, back-alley modifications, they shouldn't look so clean and sterile.

 

[TheAmbiguousLurker]

"I was left for dead on Tatooine, just like you. The Sand People rescued me, took me in, treated me as one of their own." Yes, that's what happened, no slavery involved at all.

Boba Fett does battle with the droid kitchen staff of Fortuna's Palace, including a comedic chase where the tiny rat catchign droid keeps slipping from his fingers, ending with him grabbing and slamming it against the wall like it owes him money. And then he goes "Do you know who I am? I. Am. Boba Fett!" before the droid kills itself out of fear. This is officially a looney toons skit.

Boba is officially the biggest bitch baby. Dude is whining about Bounty Hunters being mistreated and bosses expecting too much from them. My fucking god.

 

[The Valeyard]

The music in this scene sounds more like the Zion rave in The Matrix Reloaded than anything that belongs in Star Wars.

 

[starborn427614]

"I was left for dead on Tatooine, just like you. The Sand People rescued me, took me in, treated me as one of their own." Yes, that's what happened, no slavery involved at all.

Boba Fett does battle with the droid kitchen staff of Fortuna's Palace, including a comedic chase where the tiny rat catchign droid keeps slipping from his fingers, ending with him grabbing and slamming it against the wall like it owes him money. And then he goes "Do you know who I am? I. Am. Boba Fett!" before the droid kills itself out of fear. This is officially a looney toons skit.

Boba is officially the biggest bitch baby. Dude is whining about Bounty Hunters being mistreated and bosses expecting too much from them. My fucking god.

The music in this scene sounds more like the Zion rave in The Matrix Reloaded than anything that belongs in Star Wars.

There was definitely some goofy energy in this one. Not colorful slow "speed"er bikes tier, but I'm surprised Boba didn't look at the camera and ask why he keeps getting into these messes.

 

[The Valeyard]

Really ought to just call the show The Book of Fennec Shand at this point. She kills a legion of enemies this episode... while Bob chases around a small robot in a kitchen like Tom chasing Jerry.

I suspect that this has been edited down to avoid Content ID, but holy shit this is bad.

Edit: It’s already been made into a meme.

 

[Stab You in the Back]

Really ought to just call the show The Book of Fennec Shand at this point. She kills a legion of enemies this episode... while Bob chases around a small robot in a kitchen like Tom chasing Jerry.

Its like the show goes out of its way to make Boba look incompetent and ineffectual. There's one good scene where Boba is massacring dudes in Slave-One, and then immediately in the next scene he almost gets eaten by the Sarlaac again (only to be saved by... who else? Fennec).

 

[TinCan Wizard]

Just pretend the show is about Joe Rogan and his politically correct sidekick.

I suspect that this has been edited down to avoid Content ID, but holy shit this is bad.

Edit: It’s already been made into a meme.

I have no words.

 

[TheAmbiguousLurker]

then immediately in the next scene he almost gets eaten by the Sarlaac again (only to be saved by... who else? Fennec).

Virgin Boba Fett: Don't press my buttons...