SCP Foundation - Creepypasta with roid rage - now ITT: SCP fans

[Shitassdeaddude]

My only suggestion is just get rid of the last line of every SCP with more than three digits and replace it with "AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT!"

"Ugh, way to use a cis skeleton when you had the perfect opportunity for some real meaningful trans rep. Downvoted."
EDIT: Oh by the way I'm not exaggerating.

 

[Wikipedia]

I recently made the mistake of thinking I could write an SCP article in the year of our lord 2021, ignorant of what the modern SCP wiki has devolved into. last time I was involved in any real capacity was around 2012, when people could easily submit an article and it would be judged by the community by a voting system. things have changed a fair bit since then I guess.


When I visited the wiki, I was greeted with the scp logo with an LGBTQIAP+ flag decal, this was a red flag and I should have turned back then. I proceeded to attempt to get registered, assuming it would be easy, but it definitely fucking wasn't. for starters you can't use an email associated with Hotmail, or an email with numbers, or else you won't be sent a confirmation email. you then have to read pages of rules to find a password to register. after all that you're in, but you aren't allowed to post yet, you have to go through the tranny gauntlet. let me explain:

• in order to even write a rough copy of your article on the "sandbox" (basically all the formatting of the regular wiki but private/not published) you need to post your idea for an article and have it greenlit by 2 members of either the staff or high level authors. the staff and authors almost never greenlight ideas unless they are very pretentious/convoluted

• in order to get one of the gatekeeping staff/authors to read your idea at all you need to pester them with PMs, but even this rarely works.

• the fastest way to get someone to "crit" (critique) your idea is to delve into the IRC chat or the various awful discords that the "critters" (people capable of giving greenlight) maintain. the IRC chat is terrible, and usually off topic. critters rarely ever discuss the ideas people post and coldly dismiss them if they do. the main chat in the IRC does not consist of authors discussing how to write or ideas, it consists of trannies talking about Minecraft and catgirls obsessively.

• the discords that the kingmakers of the wiki maintain are horrible places, going there can twist and bend the mind to the point of breaking. they are infested with legit trannies who go on and on about politics and how much they hate "nazis" (people with political beliefs to the right of lenin) in all chat channels, especially if the channel is supposed to discuss something else. there is almost no discussion of actual writing going on here, just tranny talk about pokemon and femboys. there is no doubt in my mind that some of the younger fans of the SCP foundation get suckered into coming here and are groomed.

• I didn't see a single good idea be greenlit in my attempt to get a greenlight, only pretentious over-written ideas or politically convenient ideas like an scp that infects people with "alt-right" ideas being approved (seriously). the other ideas I saw approved involved big narratives involving foxgirls and other boring shit.

• if you somehow wade through that river of shit you still need to be sent an invite to the "sandbox" wiki to write your draft, this invite can take weeks to be sent. your draft then has to be greenlit in a similar manner to your idea if it is to be posted.

• established authors or friends of staff don't have to do any of what I just explained

After this bullshit I was thoroughly demoralized regarding the state of scp in late 2021. the people in charge increasingly reject new authors and are forming a tranny circle-jerk that will soon be the only people allowed to write for the wiki. most established authors have an open disdain for horror and confess to wanting to write "narratively complex" or "wholesome" scps. there is also a disdain for all scps written in series 1 (scp-1 to scp-999) and "series 1 esque" is an insult authors use to insult a relatively simple or scary scp. "murder monster" scps are actively voted against. the cold and clinical tone of scp articles has been almost entirely ditched as well.

TLDR: The modern scp wiki is an echo chamber for trannies, who have achieved complete control over the wiki and are increasingly gatekeeping. the people in charge are very elitist and don't like the scps that most people enjoy, to the point that they have disdain for the old SCPs and have totally ditched the old way of writing in favor of overly complex stories. it is increasingly hard to become a new author on the wiki

It make sense why alot of people writing scp's off site to avoid this Kafkaesque nightmare of a process.

 

[Wikipedia]

Ok this might be a personal peeve, but I swear. This guy make some of the pretentious SCP content I have ever consumed.
https://www.youtube.com/c/DrCimmerian I am not sure anymore, but he used to make these videos called "Your wrong about: [SCP BLA BLA]" It was centered around clearing up misconceptions about what ever SCP topic he was covering, but it just came off as pretentious.

 

[Cryonic Haunted Bullets]

Meanwhile on 4chan, a couple of anons lament the state of SCP.
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I disagree. The worldbuilding is the best part of Nu-SCP; especially the Seventh Occult War, and the three-way ancient history between the Daeva / Sarkics / Mekhanites. As the skips themselves become bloated heaps of garbage, everything built around them flourishes.

See: The Hammer and Anvil, Scuffed Gunter from Deus Ex, Sarkic Ethnography and Linguistics, the Magic Lectures, and the Time Travel Textbook.

 

[Thirteenfifty]

Meanwhile on 4chan, a couple of anons lament the state of SCP.
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One of my biggest annoyances with trying to write a skip in 2022 is that they absolutely hate redactions or hiding any details on the wiki now, you have to lay everything out flat and leave nothing to the imagination. Redactions in old skips were a great feature, it added alot of flavor to the entries and kept people guessing.

 

[Valstrax]

One of my biggest annoyances with trying to write a skip in 2022 is that they absolutely hate redactions or hiding any details on the wiki now, you have to lay everything out flat and leave nothing to the imagination. Redactions in old skips were a great feature, it added alot of flavor to the entries and kept people guessing.

I feel like the best example of that (to my knowledge at least) is that one ball of green slime that can improve anything... but it's explicitly mentioned multiple times to never use it on dead bodies. This, of course, never being explained and left a lot to the inagination.

 

[NSJAP]

Is there more detailed info about "lord bung broke his ass and then troon out" story?

 

[draggs]

My only suggestion is just get rid of the last line of every SCP with more than three digits and replace it with "AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT!"

Shit idea tbh

AND THEN A SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKY SKELETON POPPED OUT much better

You gotta explain to the autists that a skeleton popping out is spooky

 

[Shitassdeaddude]

As the skips themselves become bloated heaps of garbage, everything built around them flourishes.

Well then maybe they should figure out how to work on their world building without adding homework to their SCPs.

Something that immediately comes to mind is "fucking write something that isn't connected to SCP," but they know the moment they try to take their crap anywhere else it's going to get torn apart by experienced critics.

 

[Mexican_Wizard_711]

Is there more detailed info about "lord bung broke his ass and then troon out" story?

Apparently the creator (Lord Bung) is trans now, there is speculation going around 4chan /co/ board that he is planning to make Connor (Main Character of Confinement) trans as well.

Here are the Twitter screenshots I found on /co/:

 

[Valstrax]

Apparently the creator (Lord Bung) is trans now, there is speculation going around 4chan /co/ board that he is planning to make Connor (Main Character of Confinement) trans as well.

Here are the Twitter screenshots I found on /co/:
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Oh god, he has a sidecut too.

 

[Shitassdeaddude]

Oh god, he has a sidecut too.

Don't knock the side-cut just because it got appropriated by the woke crowd.

The punk rocker chick look is still choice.

 

[Wikipedia]

Apparently the creator (Lord Bung) is trans now, there is speculation going around 4chan /co/ board that he is planning to make Connor (Main Character of Confinement) trans as well.

Here are the Twitter screenshots I found on /co/:
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I am not surprised, I suspected him being a closeted troon for a while now. But anyways, maybe the /co/nspiracy about Connor being revealed as trans might have some validity.

 

[The Lawgiver]

Still dunno what any of that means, but I'll just take your word for it.


I honestly never liked 682 that much, honestly. Mainly because it has to show up in every other SCP entry and just exists to be the top dog that no one can properly defeat. It being the Serpent from the Bible doesn't even make sense given how its normal disposition is just to destroy everything it sees.

682 makes no sense being the serpent because it's literally described as a FUCKING BIG ALLIGATOR WITH HUMAN LEVEL INTELLIGENCE AND A HEALING FACTOR. I don't remember the serpent shit being a thing in his lore at all, is that recent or did I just never notice it? He's not a fucking serpent he's a fucking gator they found after it ate 2 dudes who were fucking with it and then proceeded to fuck with it even more pissing the thing off.That's literally all you need for a compelling creature/monster like that fucker.

 

[Liquid Marlon]

682 makes no sense being the serpent because it's literally described as a FUCKING BIG ALLIGATOR WITH HUMAN LEVEL INTELLIGENCE AND A HEALING FACTOR. I don't remember the serpent shit being a thing in his lore at all, is that recent or did I just never notice it? He's not a fucking serpent he's a fucking gator they found after it ate 2 dudes who were fucking with it and then proceeded to fuck with it even more pissing the thing off.That's literally all you need for a compelling creature/monster like that fucker.

No idea if this whole thing is a current edit or some bullshit from one of those SCP animated videos, it sounds like the ladder but wouldn't be surprised if it was the former.

I guess this idea could be referencing to the old theory about the Leviathan actually being an alligator.

But if that is the case then it still is nonsensical because of the theory not making sense in the first place with how the Leviathan had a long serpent body, and more importantly, breathe fire out of its mouth.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

I recently made the mistake of thinking I could write an SCP article in the year of our lord 2021, ignorant of what the modern SCP wiki has devolved into. last time I was involved in any real capacity was around 2012, when people could easily submit an article and it would be judged by the community by a voting system. things have changed a fair bit since then I guess.


When I visited the wiki, I was greeted with the scp logo with an LGBTQIAP+ flag decal, this was a red flag and I should have turned back then. I proceeded to attempt to get registered, assuming it would be easy, but it definitely fucking wasn't. for starters you can't use an email associated with Hotmail, or an email with numbers, or else you won't be sent a confirmation email. you then have to read pages of rules to find a password to register. after all that you're in, but you aren't allowed to post yet, you have to go through the tranny gauntlet. let me explain:

• in order to even write a rough copy of your article on the "sandbox" (basically all the formatting of the regular wiki but private/not published) you need to post your idea for an article and have it greenlit by 2 members of either the staff or high level authors. the staff and authors almost never greenlight ideas unless they are very pretentious/convoluted

• in order to get one of the gatekeeping staff/authors to read your idea at all you need to pester them with PMs, but even this rarely works.

• the fastest way to get someone to "crit" (critique) your idea is to delve into the IRC chat or the various awful discords that the "critters" (people capable of giving greenlight) maintain. the IRC chat is terrible, and usually off topic. critters rarely ever discuss the ideas people post and coldly dismiss them if they do. the main chat in the IRC does not consist of authors discussing how to write or ideas, it consists of trannies talking about Minecraft and catgirls obsessively.

• the discords that the kingmakers of the wiki maintain are horrible places, going there can twist and bend the mind to the point of breaking. they are infested with legit trannies who go on and on about politics and how much they hate "nazis" (people with political beliefs to the right of lenin) in all chat channels, especially if the channel is supposed to discuss something else. there is almost no discussion of actual writing going on here, just tranny talk about pokemon and femboys. there is no doubt in my mind that some of the younger fans of the SCP foundation get suckered into coming here and are groomed.

• I didn't see a single good idea be greenlit in my attempt to get a greenlight, only pretentious over-written ideas or politically convenient ideas like an scp that infects people with "alt-right" ideas being approved (seriously). the other ideas I saw approved involved big narratives involving foxgirls and other boring shit.

• if you somehow wade through that river of shit you still need to be sent an invite to the "sandbox" wiki to write your draft, this invite can take weeks to be sent. your draft then has to be greenlit in a similar manner to your idea if it is to be posted.

• established authors or friends of staff don't have to do any of what I just explained

After this bullshit I was thoroughly demoralized regarding the state of scp in late 2021. the people in charge increasingly reject new authors and are forming a tranny circle-jerk that will soon be the only people allowed to write for the wiki. most established authors have an open disdain for horror and confess to wanting to write "narratively complex" or "wholesome" scps. there is also a disdain for all scps written in series 1 (scp-1 to scp-999) and "series 1 esque" is an insult authors use to insult a relatively simple or scary scp. "murder monster" scps are actively voted against. the cold and clinical tone of scp articles has been almost entirely ditched as well.

TLDR: The modern scp wiki is an echo chamber for trannies, who have achieved complete control over the wiki and are increasingly gatekeeping. the people in charge are very elitist and don't like the scps that most people enjoy, to the point that they have disdain for the old SCPs and have totally ditched the old way of writing in favor of overly complex stories. it is increasingly hard to become a new author on the wiki

Jesus Christ. I was never deep into the SCP stuff but I enjoy youtube videos about scp lore. It's sad that the wiki turned into a steaming pile of troon excrements with grooming & god knows what else. A cult took over.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Jesus Christ. I was never deep into the SCP stuff but I enjoy youtube videos about scp lore. It's sad that the wiki turned into a steaming pile of troon excrements with grooming & god knows what else. A cult took over.

This is what happens when you don't properly gatekeep your fandoms. You'd be better off visiting the Backrooms Wiki. At least it has some cool fanmovies:

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

This is what happens when you don't properly gatekeep your fandoms. You'd be better off visiting the Backrooms Wiki. At least it has some cool fanmovies:

Good work...except the monster. It's basically just a walking stick figure and its movements are awkward and clownish. But besides that everything else is nicely done & looks real.

 

[Wikipedia]

This is what happens when you don't properly gatekeep your fandoms. You'd be better off visiting the Backrooms Wiki. At least it has some cool fanmovies:

They don't properly gatekeep shit either. The only reason its still somewhat a bearable community is because its is in its infancy; give it a couple years, it will devolve into something similar too the SCP Foundation.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

They don't properly gatekeep shit either. The only reason its still somewhat a bearable community is because its is in its infancy; give it a couple years, it will devolve into something similar too the SCP Foundation.

The backrooms will be decorated with pride flags and turned into safe spaces.

Endless safe spaces...Every room a safe space...That's even more terrifying than the backrooms.