US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Corn Flakes]

Personally I'd start wondering where the fuck we went wrong if our next-door neighbor decided they'd prefer hopping into bed with an enemy of ours thousands of miles and an ocean away to the point of stationing their troops right on the border, but that's just me. "What the fuck did we do to Mexico to have them want to go that far?" To be fair we haven't exactly been the best neighbors with them (and vice versa), but if relations degenerate to the point they want Chinese troops staring over the border, I'd start wondering just what the fuck caused such a catastrophic breakdown in relations they feel the need to invite in the Chinese for self-defense.

Like say, us annexing all of Baja California because it has "California" in the name.

Russia's obsession with having a buffer against western aggression was less than helpful back in 1917, and it has evolved into a cultural meme that really needs to go away 105 years later. Even the Russians don't have the money or the manpower to pull this shit off these days, but just like China they have to keep saber-rattling to maintain power through mindless nationalism. Unfortunately for them, stoking nationalism through external threats like that always results in it blowing up on someone's face.

 

[Desu Mountain]

Yes we are the ones causing problems, not the country threatening to seize more territory unprovoked from its neighbor who is now seeking an alliance to hopefully prevent said aggression.

Putin has been explaining what the provocation is for at least two decades. He's been loudly complaining about NATO and US encroachment on the mainland and about the US-developed nuclear defense systems threatening to upend the stability provided by MAD and forcing Russia into a new nuclear arms race, developing MIRVs like the Satan 2 to keep up because they don't have the GDP to develop defense systems like the US does among other things. If you are surprised by Putin's actions you haven't been paying attention for years and years and years. He's been saying what he's going to do and why since I was a child. All that's changed is now he's finally actually starting to do it after decades of only talking about doing it.

 

[King Dead]

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>covid severity denial
Yeah, that disease that all except olds have a >99% chance of surviving, and most people who die from it have multiple comorbidities, so it's really a straw-breaking-the-camel's-back situation. Heaven forbid Bill Maher suggests that it isn't the modern day Black Death.

But that's the average Redditor for you. Stuck in their ideological bubble and unable to comprehend they've been gorging on misinformation for two years now. Probably more, given how wrong they always seem to be about every other topic as well. @Jaimas could probably tell many a similar story from his days in the bubble.

 

[Snekposter]

Russia's obsession with having a buffer against western aggression was less than helpful back in 1917, and it has evolved into a cultural meme that really needs to go away 105 years later. Even the Russians don't have the money or the manpower to pull this shit off these days, but just like China they have to keep saber-rattling to maintain power through mindless nationalism. Unfortunately for them, stoking nationalism through external threats like that always results in it blowing up on someone's face.

Putin has been explaining what the provocation is for at least two decades. He's been loudly complaining about NATO and US encroachment on the mainland and about the US-developed nuclear defense systems threatening to upend the stability provided by MAD and forcing Russia into a new nuclear arms race, developing MIRVs like the Satan 2 to keep up because they don't have the GDP to develop defense systems like the US does among other things. If you are surprised by Putin's actions you haven't been paying attention for years and years and years. He's been saying what he's going to do and why since I was a child. All that's changed is now he's finally actually starting to do it after decades of only talking about doing it.

And here we have the ultimate crux of the matter. Putin's preferred buffer states really, really hate the Russians because they're dogshit tired of being buffer states for a people that view them as nothing but cannon fodder, and have invited in the USA/NATO for protection against Russia, which is something that the Russians find deeply concerning because without said cannon fodder buffer states they're incredibly vulnerable to invasion.

Before anyone starts going "muh American destabilization" though... just look at Ukraine for what happens when said buffer state refuses to submit without an ally handy. I sincerely doubt the world would be any better off without Abrams tanks parked in Poland but instead a stalemated border war of attrition happening somewhere east of the Vistula, much along the lines as what's happening in Ukraine right now. IMO NATO membership is the only thing that's kept Putin from pressing claims with military force in Europe proper.

 

[Tour of Italy]

*thank

Virginia gets to join the not-so-exclusive club.
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Holy Shit Vermont and Oregon are evil.

 

[Rustic Ruthenian]

It's part of a CIA/NATO scheme that goes back to right after WWII when they recruited a bunch of Nazi collaborators from the Organization of Ukrainian Nationalists and used them as assets. That's why there's a strange amount of Ukrainians in the establishment and people like Peter Daszak get to play mad scientist, because so many of them have great glowie credentials. The "revolution" in Ukraine in 2014 was a well-executed coup by this faction of the establishment. No doubt these Ukrainians play a role in stoking up the establishment's anti-Russian sentiment we keep seeing 30+ years after the Cold War ended, and probably help sell their country to people like Hunter Biden.

Anyone who thinks the Revolution of Dignity was just a US coup is flat out wrong. Russia had their hands in just as deep as the US and even still there was genuine support. Or do you think throwing out an EU association agreement that the majority of the country wanted in favor of an agreement with Russia would just be glossed over?

 

[Getting tard comed]

Saw someone mention Aaron Rodgers, he also went on to say this.
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Not entirely on topic but has there been a better redemption arc for a sports figure than Aaron Roger's this year? Good on him! Now all he has to do is come out of thay closet


For all the Russia sperging all I'm going to say is Monroe Doctrine. The only reason you don't see Latin countries doing what Ukraine is doing is, currently, no country wants to start a hot war with the US, which is exactly what would happen if China tried to set up a base anywhere in Central or South America. You think Venezuela likes the sanctions they are still under?

 

[Malodorous Merkin]

Biden will be spending his weekend at Camp David continuing to work with his puppetmasters staffers, diplomats and spooks trying to unfuck the Ukraine situation. Nothing of consequence will come of it.
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[Oats12345]

And to think, none of this would've happened if McAuliffe hadn't accidentally spoke his thoughts on education out loud.
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Man Virginia Republicans aren't fucking around. I didn't realized they were going Ron destanis route

 

[Gehenna]

Man Virginia Republicans aren't fucking around. I didn't realized they were going Ron destanis route

Not necessarily a good thing. If they go too hard they will alienate the voters who hesitantly switched over and hand the state right back to the Democrats.

 

[Oats12345]

Not necessarily a good thing. I they go too hard they will alienate the voters who hesitantly switched over and hand the state right back to the Democrats.

I don't know I mean their going after the school board shouldn't that be enough for now. I don't know I'm optimistic.

 

[Sithis]

I came here expecting to see lefties like HHH suckling from Biden's titty. Where are they all? They voted for this. They should be proud.

They don't really come in A&H unless pinged, mostly because
1. No one listens to them and they're the minority here
2. No negrates/downvotes to satisfy their redditor urges

Besides, no one really voted for Biden, except the true believer types. Most of them voted against Trump, because Orange Man Bad is more true to them than their own name.

 

[GuntPunt]

At least I think he's quite consistent on the Covid issue AFAIK.. the TDS is still strong though

Some other segments

"Is the media too harsh on Biden?"

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Rather funny seeing him approve the airing of the part where he says that the stock market's doing well on the week it crashed

"Gosh don't you hate Covid? And als look at Biden's silly press conference. What a fool!"

-20 minutes later...-

" Why isn't our Lord and Savior Biden not more popular? Why isn't Trump been hung in the city plaza for his crimes against the state? Why can't we nuke the filibuster for one party rule? DONT YOU REMEMBER JANUARY 6TH?!"

That faggot Maher in that second clip with the panel even claimed the Trump said "Its not who votes, it's who counts the votes." It's Biden who is constantly saying that.

Maher's again acting like a tard wrangler for those about to jump off the rapidly sinking S.S. Biden.

 

[Mister DNA]

Not necessarily a good thing. I they go too hard they will alienate the voters who hesitantly switched over and hand the state right back to the Democrats.

If there's any area that they seem to have a clear mandate, it's education. Utterly scouring the school boards and administrations of all the CRT/gender/masking cultists, complete with arrests if necessary, probably wouldn't turn the voters off. Returning to sane criminal justice approaches like the AG seems to want to do probably wouldn't be too polarizing either. But yeah, abortion is an issue that can cut against Youngkin's administration with the erstwhile Democrat voters who flipped and put him in the governor's chair. Still, it's refreshing to see a Republican who doesn't immediately cuck once he gets into office and actually does virtually every single thing he said he would while campaigning.

 

[Snekposter]

For all the Russia sperging all I'm going to say is Monroe Doctrine. The only reason you don't see Latin countries doing what Ukraine is doing is, currently, no country wants to start a hot war with the US, which is exactly what would happen if China tried to set up a base anywhere in Central or South America. You think Venezuela likes the sanctions they are still under?

Well, they're not exactly at risk of invasion, now are they? We learned our lesson after Cuba about what happens when you threaten your neighbors. And let's be honest, Grenada was such a shit-show only the USA felt like cleaning up the mess that was forming. The USSR never would have gone to the mat over them. Shit, they're part of the Commonwealth and all the Bongs did was scold us a bit.

And Panama was a nocturnally luminescent clusterfuck that was us getting rid of an asset who had become inconvenient, so again, another shitshow nobody wanted to get involved in. The USA would be as willing to help out whoever's running the show in Chechnya should Putin decide to remove him as the Soviets would have been of helping Noriega.

At the end of the day, the USA has treated the people in Latin America better than the Russians have treated the people in their sphere of influence. And the Russians and all their friends like to claim its the Monroe Doctrine's fault nobody's set up shop, not the fact the US has been a net benefit through trade and economic and military aid despite our fuckery and coups.

 

[The Ugly One]

Yes we are the ones causing problems, not the country threatening to seize more territory unprovoked from its neighbor who is now seeking an alliance to hopefully prevent said aggression. Stop falling for Putin's gaslighting on this one, he created this situation and is somehow shocked that his abuse victim went looking for help like a damn bpd girlfriend.

Yeah, Russia has no real reason to be concerned about a potentially hostile army being able to stage operations from their immediate west, certainly no experience at all with that sort of thing.

Don't interpret this post as some kind of Putin boosting. I couldn't really care much less about Russia's kleptocratic oligarchs (or are they oligarchic kleptocrats?). But it's pretty simple. Defense policy coming out of Moscow has been obsessed with making sure no army can ever roll across their border from the west, ever, often to the point of outright paranoia. The USA rattling sabers at them every so often (e.g. US Democrats going into hysterics and claiming Russia committed an "act of war" in the 2016 election) or hinting at regime change operations (Bush admin did this) makes them more paranoid, not less.

It's not about Putin being a "good guy" or a "bad guy." It's straightforward self-interest for them to want NATO to keep as far away from their border as possible.

 

[HTTP Error 404]

Well even the wise Latina RBG didnt like Roe vs Wade so honestly it's just better for both sides that the law is struck down. Let California have their abortion haven, as much as Texas have their free-range ban.

Doesn't work for the left. The left demands that red states implement blue state policies because the existence of people who disagree with them offends them on some deep religious level. Plus, having other states to compare things to makes the left look bad.

How long before he gets #MeToo'd?

If they had something on him they would have used it after he called himself a "House Nigger" on his show. That plus his rather frequent mocking of the wokies has him firmly in their top 10 list of people who need to be put against the wall -- but so far, he's got HBO's unwavering support and they haven't found any cracks in his armor.

He's also on the DNC's payroll, so there's that, too. As long as he's "Le enlightened center-leftist" he's too useful to tard wrangle any of the "I'm too smart to be one of those stupid woke hipster idiots but I'll vote the exact same way as they do every time" types who might stray from the flock.

 

[Rustic Ruthenian]

Yeah, Russia has no real reason to be concerned about a potentially hostile army being able to stage operations from their immediate west, certainly no experience at all with that sort of thing.

Don't interpret this post as some kind of Putin boosting. I couldn't really care much less about Russia's kleptocratic oligarchs (or are they oligarchic kleptocrats?). But it's pretty simple. Defense policy coming out of Moscow has been obsessed with making sure no army can ever roll across their border from the west, ever, often to the point of outright paranoia. The USA rattling sabers at them every so often (e.g. US Democrats going into hysterics and claiming Russia committed an "act of war" in the 2016 election) or hinting at regime change operations (Bush admin did this) makes them more paranoid, not less.

It's not about Putin being a "good guy" or a "bad guy." It's straightforward self-interest for them to want NATO to keep as far away from their border as possible.

And Ukraine doesn’t want to face a proven hostile nation alone. Russia has treated its neighbors like garbage before NATO was even an idea and now that the countries and peoples they mistreated are looking elsewhere for economic and defense pacts. It’s a grave they dug themselves.

 

[Corn Flakes]

And Ukraine doesn’t want to face a proven hostile nation alone. Russia has treated its neighbors like garbage before NATO was even an idea and now that the countries and peoples they mistreated are looking elsewhere for economic and defense pacts. It’s a grave they dug themselves.

Historical note for those following at home: Ukraine has historically not had a good time when subjected to Russian rule.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Putin has been explaining what the provocation is for at least two decades. He's been loudly complaining about NATO and US encroachment on the mainland and about the US-developed nuclear defense systems threatening to upend the stability provided by MAD and forcing Russia into a new nuclear arms race, developing MIRVs like the Satan 2 to keep up because they don't have the GDP to develop defense systems like the US does among other things. If you are surprised by Putin's actions you haven't been paying attention for years and years and years. He's been saying what he's going to do and why since I was a child. All that's changed is now he's finally actually starting to do it after decades of only talking about doing it.

I enjoy the press releases about the wonderful doomsday weapons Russian mad scientists have been coming up with. I kind of wish our DARPA drones would do that shit more often.