Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Adamska]

Wow we actually managed to get the manbaby angy enough to banish the Bistro sign (along with the Your Opinion is not in the Recipe sign). Incredible. At first I thought it's a temporary removal for the whole retarded Christmas thing, but now it seems like its official.

And yet he won't ever remove the bacon grease he uses to anally masturbate with because he is such a raging homosexual he's more offended when we make fun of his interior design than to remove grease that is openly stated that he shoves up his ass to feel good with.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Tammy, Sr. and Dad bod back at Arby’s. Toddler music in the background. Jr. is sleeveless to show off his sweet tats to the teen boys in the area (in the middle of January). The way he deep throats the sandwich makes me think this is the first time he’s had a decent meal in a while. Probably can’t afford to eat stunting on dem boys with the phat kicks and working a 7/11 job.

Edit: nice side moobs, Jr.
Edit 2: the Arby’s Diablo Dare is a TikTok challenge. Jack is blatantly ripping off other creators once again. No original ideas. Had he explained that it was a challenge on TikTok this video would have made more sense to me.
Edit 3: 30 seconds of the text at the end. Faggot.

Featuring: cap see cum and Jr. furiously suppressing the urge to not punch through the table.

You know what an adult does? They find another spot instead of waiting 10 minutes for somebody to pull out. If you have the time to sit there and wait for somebody to leave so you can take that spot then you have the time to walk to the front entrance.


We'd all do that especially if Mushbrain was throwing a tantrum in the passenger seat while Mommywife is silently planning on how to kill him.


I think eggs are pretty entry level for everybody. Being able to cook an egg means you have some skill as minimal as it is.

Mushbrain, still, can't cook eggs for shit. If you fuck up cooking an egg how can you possibly imagine you can cook anything else?

I imagine he can probably cook Toaster Strudels and pizza pops. Maybe that's why he's triggered by the pop tart recipe. He seems to like food "wars" where you put two brands against each other.

Jack all free things is someone eating the cost why do you care?

The emoji he used means "pleading". What did he think it meant? Is he going to puppy dog eyes the federal government into not buying tests?

 

[ZipDisk]

CAFE is still wrong. He should have a MEAT sign or BRISKET or SMOKE.

a Cafe is just a Bistro with a smaller menu.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

CAFE is still wrong. He should have a MEAT sign or BRISKET or SMOKE.

a Cafe is just a Bistro with a smaller menu.

SLAM TRANS FATS INTO MY CLOT HOLES

 

[desudesu]

Big T brought her manbaby husband out for some din dins again, and once again, the latter never fail to make the pictures look as unappetizing as possible:

Since fatty didn't say much in this status, I became curious and decided to search the restaurant's Google listing to see if the fat man posted some retarded angy review - and there he is, eloquent and insightful as usual:

Also, seems like Mommywife bought fatty new shoes:

 

[AnOminous]

Big T brought her manbaby husband out for some din dins again, and once again, the latter never fail to make the pictures look as unappetizing as possible:

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Since fatty didn't say much in this status, I became curious and decided to search the restaurant's Google listing to see if the fat man posted some retarded angy review - and there he is, eloquent and insightful as usual:

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Also, seems like Mommywife bought fatty new shoes:

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He probably does need flexible shoes. With his deteriorating cardiovascular health and diabetes, he'll probably start getting edema in his legs and feet, and won't be able to fit his fat feet in his shoes.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

He probably does need flexible shoes. With his deteriorating cardiovascular health and diabetes, he'll probably start getting edema in his legs and feet, and won't be able to fit his fat feet in his shoes.

You can see his toes straining against the material. Those shoes are too small for manbaby's footsies. Not that it matters to him though. Those shoes are designed for athletes and runners. The most exercise he gets is shambling over to the fridge for a snack every 10 minutes.

Big T brought her manbaby husband out for some din dins again, and once again, the latter never fail to make the pictures look as unappetizing as possible:

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Since fatty didn't say much in this status, I became curious and decided to search the restaurant's Google listing to see if the fat man posted some retarded angy review - and there he is, eloquent and insightful as usual:

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Also, seems like Mommywife bought fatty new shoes:

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Wow! Such epic descriptions. "Everything was good". Watch out Emily Dickinson. There's a new sheriff in poetry town.

 

[the khat quaffer]

He probably does need flexible shoes. With his deteriorating cardiovascular health and diabetes, he'll probably start getting edema in his legs and feet, and won't be able to fit his fat feet in his shoes.

I wonder if they came with a prescription.

Since fatty didn't say much in this status, I became curious and decided to search the restaurant's Google listing to see if the fat man posted some retarded angy review - and there he is, eloquent and insightful as usual:

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>constantly pimping his channel
>faces of autism profile pic
>duh sawse was gud, deuh noodles were COOKED, appetizer was gud, the price was gud, the quality was gud.
>"local guide"


God fucking DAMMIT JACK I wish someone would toss your phone into a lake. Or on top of a fridge. Hurry up and upload this Opus.

 

[Staffy]

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I rate Jack's comedic failure in life an A-.

 

[Rabid Weasels]

He is being an absolute cunt to tammy at the beginning of that cookie video. Is having multiple strokes a side effect of long term low-level poisoning i wonder?

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

He is being an absolute cunt to tammy at the beginning of that cookie video. Is having multiple strokes a side effect of long term low-level poisoning i wonder?

He probably figures he praised her enough this week so he's good to slag her off a couple times between saying how great she is. You know. Keep her on her toes and everything.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

He is being an absolute cunt to tammy at the beginning of that cookie video. Is having multiple strokes a side effect of long term low-level poisoning i wonder?

In front of friends no less. Its incredible that someone as parasitic as Jack still has the balls to engage in "wife bad" humor. He really doesn't grasp how absolutely fucked he'd be if she left.

 

[AnOminous]

In front of friends no less. Its incredible that someone as parasitic as Jack still has the balls to engage in "wife bad" humor. He really doesn't grasp how absolutely fucked he'd be if she left.

I wish he'd get a chance to find out.

 

[Aaway]

i can't imagine how unbearable he was while the movie was playing. you'd think after all that she does for him (literally everything,) that he'd be a little more open to seeing whatever movie she wants but nope. he still has to complain about it

 

[Kermit Jizz]

i can't imagine how unbearable he was while the movie was playing. you'd think after all that she does for him (literally everything,) that he'd be a little more open to seeing whatever movie she wants but nope. he still has to complain about it

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Their relationship is dry and full of tension. You'd think sharing some common interests would be the bare minimum for being with someone, but Jack bitches literally every time he has to do something with Tammy that doesn't involve food.

I think that is the only thing they share in common, the bedrock of their relationship. Food.

 

[Chorton]

i can't imagine how unbearable he was while the movie was playing. you'd think after all that she does for him (literally everything,) that he'd be a little more open to seeing whatever movie she wants but nope. he still has to complain about it

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Jack: If I’m seen watching a chick-flick they’re going to think I’m gay. I know, I’ll post a boomer meme about how much I hate romantic movies!

Also Jack: Actually has homoerotic feelings towards men, daintily covers his mouth when he eats, giggles when in company of other men, uses wife and religion as a shield, moves family out of progressive state due to projection, probably sucks off Tammy’s bull.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

i can't imagine how unbearable he was while the movie was playing. you'd think after all that she does for him (literally everything,) that he'd be a little more open to seeing whatever movie she wants but nope. he still has to complain about it

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It's been said before but it bears saying again. He's a fragile little bitch.

It's a fucking movie that your wife wants to see. I'm sure she's okay going to see whatever movie he wants to see but going to see one of her movies and he acts like it's the worst thing in the world. Big T needs to kick him to the guest bedroom and just let Jim Traynor move in.

 

[captkrisma]

Apparently Molipazzo is only 3.5 stars on Yelp. Most complaints come from the food being bland, too expensive, and the service being utter dogshit.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Jack all free things is someone eating the cost why do you care?

getting upset about something health related. that's jack for you

 

[Random Internet Person]

I present Lazy Man’s Pork Chops. Featuring a call to Food Network.