Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Do you know if this has been archived here yet? I don't remember seeing it. Here it is, for our local enjoyment:
Cthulhu's Comedy Collective - Madison ComicCon 2015- Part1 [8wNQ-pfHYVc]

Do we have a reup of the full phone interview?
I think all of them are in this post. They were originally uploaded as MP4 video with a static image. I stripped the audio.
Local Archive (MP3 Audio Only):
Episode 1
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Episode 2
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Episode 3
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Episode 4
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Bonus Track:
Vice News interviews the ONA Forum "Mole"
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That and finding out that one of the mods was the son of terry clifford were great days. OnA sub was a good time. Shout out to lil skidmark, he could've been president or a rapper or something

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Not acquire. Steal. He tried stealing a soundbar and crashed his vehicle running a red light. Oh yeah and got his son killed for it. And he just up and tried to flee with his dead son lying there on the road. An absolute useless piece of shit.

Lies! Chris Kuhn is a political prisoner! He was framed by elite black ops mercenaries financed by Saudi Arabian money from the controversial Kumiya family. Do not believe the propagandist lies slung by Lehigh Valley Live dot com!
 
I've got a strong feeling that this guy is going to kill himself within the next five years.
I feel like narcissists never off themselves. His life is pretty pathetic: absentee father, failed author, fat, perpetually sweaty, lives off his wife's handouts, owes his tormentors 20k, had twitter fights with his blanket, toilet, his broken fence, etc. He's a fat pathetic unstoppable force of nature.
 
Null briefly touched on this on MATI, but some hilarious details all of you who are new to Pat should know are: He claims to be a 6ft 225lb trained fighter who is proficient in Jiu Jitsu, Akido, & Krav Maga. He's also claimed in the past that he routinely bench presses 250lbs, but one look at his noodle arms and fat bitch tits lets you know in an instant that he's lying about that, too.
 
Shot by the enraged father of a CHIIIIIIIIIILD.
Null briefly touched on this on MATI, but some hilarious details all of you who are new to Pat should know are: He claims to be a 6ft 225lb trained fighter who is proficient in Jui Jitsu, Akido, & Krav Maga. He's also claimed in the past that he routinely bench presses 250lbs, but one look at his noodle arms and fat bitch tits lets you know in an instant that he's lying about that, too.
Why can these pathetic lying sacks of shit never just stick to one or two minor lies they might get away with? Instead these Munchausens have to be the absolute bestest superman ever, lmao krav maga, the bluffing boast of the Internet Tough Guy. And this when you can see the dude is clearly a fat fuck. Does he think people don't have eyes.
 
Null briefly touched on this on MATI, but some hilarious details all of you who are new to Pat should know are: He claims to be a 6ft 225lb trained fighter who is proficient in Jiu Jitsu, Akido, & Krav Maga. He's also claimed in the past that he routinely bench presses 250lbs, but one look at his noodle arms and fat bitch tits lets you know in an instant that he's lying about that, too.
ahh the ol 'expert in krav maga' line, the farovite go to for internet touogh guys.
 
Patrick's main fighting style is Women's Self-Defense. He's claimed to have been an instructor at some point and has admitted to doing that thing chicks do where they hold their car key between their fingers incase they need to punch a rapist.
he studied it so he'll know how to counteract it during one of his many rapes
 
Shot by the enraged father of a CHIIIIIIIIIILD.

Why can these pathetic lying sacks of shit never just stick to one or two minor lies they might get away with? Instead these Munchausens have to be the absolute bestest superman ever, lmao krav maga, the bluffing boast of the Internet Tough Guy. And this when you can see the dude is clearly a fat fuck. Does he think people don't have eyes.
It's compensation for their pathetic existence. Moviebob is a good example of this phenomenon: he insists he can bench 300lbs, can survive in the wilderness with just a knife, and most recently claimed he grew up in the hood.
 
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