Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Hey Fatrick FUCK YOU]

Looking at the whole profile and the avatar change date, it looks like Fartrick was hacked in 2020

He was. Someone found his password on some site that has leaked passwords from data breaches. They fucked with his profile but that post is 100% his writing

 

[Nod Flenders]

You'll LOVE this then

What a talentless hack.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Jesus, that fake accent he puts on when he's trying to act smug and powerful. It's so embarrassing. It's like he's pretending to be a Bond villain.

He sounds like this:

I've been trying to get through the Patrick call for hours and I always have to stop because of second-hand embarrassment. The silly little voice he's doing during a semi-serious conversation, the way Patrick LARPs as his online persona. It's cringe. I hate saying that word, but there's no other way to describe it. It's like watching two furries RPing in the middle of a supermarket.

 

[grey area]

Go figure the SFWA is filled to the brim with paedophiles and sex offenders, no wonder they saw it fit to lend Fatty a nice chunk for a frivolous lawsuit. I can only imagine what skeletons are buried within this orginisation with dipshit probably complicit in something as equally disgusting. If his online thirst for danger hairs and troons is anything to go by, it should hopefully be a matter of time before more sordid facts emerge about our resident alcoholic pig child. Associating with these degenerates, having had your own parental rights stripped from you, begs the question - is Rick a deviant sex creep? Probably!

 

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Here's our "kill list":

Chloe Sagal: a troon who immolated "herself" to protest the US mental health system- even saying that "her" thread was not a reason behind the self-immolation.

Julie Terryberry: a batshit crazy woman who killed herself because she was batshit crazy. She likely had no clue about her thread scratch that, she did. Yes, she was an actual woman.

Nia Faye Loy: another troon who offed "herself" for reasons completely unrelated to the site. "Her" buddies blamed us regardless.

Byuu: the latest scalp for our trophy room, if you believe the articles demeaning us. In truth, Byuu is most likely alive, and used us as a way to fake their suicide and start a new life somewhere else.

But hey, why let something as unimportant as "truth" or "evidence" stand in the way of crucifying those damned Kiwis?

Pat also believes Kiwifarms murdered Chance Carmichael, a 600+ pound morbidly obese man who ate himself to death. Other lolcow deaths are also sometimes blamed on Kiwifarms, like this one black incel who set himself on fire whose name I can't even remember right now.

Go figure the SFWA is filled to the brim with paedophiles and sex offenders, no wonder they saw it fit to lend Fatty a nice chunk for a frivolous lawsuit. I can only imagine what skeletons are buried within this orginisation with dipshit probably complicit in something as equally disgusting. If his online thirst for danger hairs and troons is anything to go by, it should hopefully be a matter of time before more sordid facts emerge about our resident alcoholic pig child. Associating with these degenerates, having had your own parental rights stripped from you, begs the question - is Rick a deviant sex creep? Probably!

Yes, Rick himself all but confirms he's a sexual degenerate in the last part of those tapes. What sort of depravity he engages in best remains unspoken, it's foul filth the world should never know.

 

[AnOminous]

I can only imagine what skeletons are buried within this orginisation with dipshit probably complicit in something as equally disgusting.

Those skeletons aren't buried deep. What Walter Breen and Marion Zimmer Bradley did for years has been no secret and they're just the beginning.

 

[Patrick X Tomlinson]

Patrick has also repeatedly accused the farms of killing Near. That was one of the things he told Josiah Munoz as well.

 

[Oliver Onions]

@Oliver Onions also made a Eurythmics feat. Fatrick musical remix. Hopefully he or someone who has it can post it because it's fucking hilarious.

This is so good I felt like it needed a backing track.
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I made it in video form in case someone wanted to put it on YouTube, but the file was massive, so to avoid Null's wrath I'm only uploading the 240p version.

As requested, for your listening pleasure.

 

[AnOminous]

I've been trying to get through the Patrick call for hours and I always have to stop because of second-hand embarrassment. The silly little voice he's doing during a semi-serious conversation, the way Patrick LARPs as his online persona.

I think the longest I ever listened to anything with Rick in it was the supercut of him saying "child" hundreds of times like an utter retard. With people this insufferable, I will either just read a description or start at the back and rewind through it looking for anything actually funny.

This guy is such a turd that just the sound of his voice makes you want to flush him.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Half an hour of impotent narcissistic wailing is pretty tiresome so I condensed all of Patrick's key points into just over 3 minutes.

He is fucking insane.


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Son of a bitch, I wish I watched this instead. Way less repetitive.

This call gives you a good idea of Patrick's biggest problem: he has to respond to EVERYTHING, no matter how minor. Every time the caller says an insult he stops what he's saying and answers him, then just returns to his script like a bugged AI. Every single time the caller says something like "you're fat" he has to stop and go "NooOOOooo child~" That's how he ends up ranting in a goofy fake voice in a 20 minute call when anyone else would have hung up by then.

He never learned not to feed the trolls. He has to respond to fucking everything.

 

[Patrick X Tomlinson]

Son of a bitch, I wish I watched this instead. Way less repetitive.

This call gives you a good idea of Patrick's biggest problem: he has to respond to EVERYTHING, no matter how minor. Every time the caller says an insult he stops what he's saying and answers him, then just returns to his script like a bugged AI. Every single time the caller says something like "you're fat" he has to stop and go "NooOOOooo child~" That's how he ends up ranting in a goofy fake voice in a 20 minute call when anyone else would have hung up by then.

He never learned not to feed the trolls. He has to respond to fucking everything.

That's how people get him to say funny stupid shit like "No, child. I am not HIV positive."

 

[RCR]

That's how people get him to say funny stupid shit like "No, child. I am not HIV positive

"No, child, you did not fart in my wife's vagina"
- Actual quote from Patrick S Tomlinson

 

[Boston Brand]

There's some big/funny news on the SFWA front. Thanks to a mole we have screenshots of an exclusive SFWA chatroom that is used to co-ordinate the mass reporting of twitter accounts that insult SFWA members.

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That person at the bottom of the second screenshot is Jeffe Kennedy, the current president of the SFWA.

Here's the link to the chat, you needed a SFWA account to access it.

https://www.sfwa.org/member-links/slack-invite/

That link now 404s because the SFWA panicked and took the chat down. The mole unfortunately posted his screenshots early and the gig was up pretty quickly. Still, like Pat's dumb lawsuit, the chatroom is another example of SFWA member dues being used to protect people's feelings online. Pathetic.

On the twitter front, Pat is very quiet today for some reason. The hashtags for the convention that he's attending are quiet as well, apart from a few tweets about the lawsuit.

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Shame that leaker got caught so quickly.

Like I habe said repeatedly, there's a known network within SFWA that coordinates messaging blasts and harassment targets... exposing its full extent and methodology would cut off SFWA at the knees.

Entirely theoretically, you need a SFWA membership to have access to these chats, right?

I have one. If I can access it without outting myself...

I love this stuff the most, anything that shows how publishing industry spergs actually behave behind the scenes is gold. I want nothing but bad things to happen to the entire scene, and I hope everybody is upset forever.

You have no idea how much I want EVERYONE to have a peek behind the curtain and see how pathetic these assholes really are.

SpaceEdge (one of the most prolific trolls on the OnAForums) has released a promo for the 6th part of ApostleGate titled - "SFWA's Victim's Unit"

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Watch "SFWAVICTIMSUNIT_6" on Streamable.

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For those new to the thread, this is a big deal because the last time an episode of ApostleGate was released, it resulted in Pat having a psychotic 1/2 hour meltdown over the phone. I uploaded that to the Farms in another thread, you can find it here

Oh my god they're really going after SFWA? This is even more exciting than Pat losing the second lawsuit... especially given the relatively little they've done already has the organization in panic mode.

Needless to say, I know we have some mutual members... if the folks at OnA want or need any info or intel from inside the beast? I will help where I can.

There needs to be some kind of racketeering charge against SFWA.

Honestly it would probably be much much easier to target thier organizational 501c3 status.

Oh god, please tell me Scalzi isn't a sex-offender too. I really liked Old Man's War. This is why I have a general policy of learning as little as I can about authors. I often don't even look at the pictures at the end of the book so I wouldn't know them from Adam. I swear, every time I let my guard down I find that one of my favorite authors is either a sex offender or a total twat. I know that one day I'm going to find a bombshell about Seth Dickinson(Baru Comorant). There is no way a guy that obsessed with lesbians is not a fucker of some sort.

I don't know if he fucks kids, but he certainly fucks spec fiction over as much as possible. Unless you're in SFWA upper leadership, or one of the "lucky" few he deems acceptable, nearly every author, editor and non-Tor publisher has a half dozen horror stories about John Scalzi.

Aside from NK Jemison, he's probably the biggest bully in spec fiction. Loony lefty, one of the key ringleaders in everything from spearheading efforts to smear right wing authors like Larry Correia and Jim Butcher to helping mentor or uplift much of the current crop of maniacs running SFWA.

Oh, and he's an utter hack as an author. Old Man's War is a less competent riff on The Forever War, Redshirts makes Ready Player One look deep, and he's been caught essentially taking successful books by midlist indie authors and rewriting them... Jason Cordova and Eric S. Brown are ready to go to war over his next book ripping off thier Kaiju series.

Somehow Tor gave him a multimillion dollar advance despite his last book barely selling 10k copies.

Like Jemison, he's the rare SFWA insider who has managed to get connections outside the organization... so taking him down a peg or five would be a MASSIVE blow to SFWA.

Jesus fucking Christ man. I'm never making fun of Fat Rick for wasting the SFWA's money ever again. That's $150k they won't be spending on their next pedo defense case.

Give them hell you magnificent bastards.

Well, that's all a huge bummer. Serves me right for asking, but hey, in for a penny in for a pound. Here is a list of authors I've been enjoying lately. Let's see if you have stories that will sour me on them too.

Tom Holt aka KJ Parker, author of The Engineer Trilogy, Prosper's Demon, and 16 Ways to Defend a Walled City. One of my favs, so losing him might actually hurt.

Mike Resnick, Starship Mutiny

China Mieville, Un Lun Dun is my favorite so far even if it's his younger reader book. It was so fun.

Jesse Bullington, The Enterprise of Death, The Sad Tale of the Brothers Grossbart

Christopher Moore

Martha Wells, Murderbot Diaries. No doubt a hardcore lefty, but damn if Murderbot isn't excellent

Adrian Tchaikovsky, Shadows of the Apt, Made Things, Spiderlight

A Lee Martinez, Emperor Mollusk VS the Sinister Brain

Matt Ruff, Sewer, Gas, and Electric

Chin up my friend - no horror stories to be found on that list. About the worst I can say is China Mieville is a bit of an oddball personally and I loathe his politics, but otherwise is a good dude. Martha Wells is your bog standard leftist harpy that is a darling to Tor and SFWA - thus her Hugo wins this year. She's pretty much the only one on that bunch that raises a red flag.

The rest? The late Mike Resnick is a genre legend for a reason, and Christopher Moore is one of my favorites too.

 

[Ira the Weatherman]

So, I'm digging through the Josiah tapes. I've been a member for a few years, but in part one, Patrick says that we have a proudly displayed kill list that I'm not aware of. Anybody know where we keep this?

He's loying. The only death in the r/onaverse was caused by one of its members, who was merely trying to acquire a Vizio soundbar. He knows he has to pretend we're like cyber BTKs because otherwise he'd have to acknowledge that there's nothing wrong with mocking stupid people on the Internet, besides the fact that he is one.

A common joke I've seen made by the more rascally brothermen is that Kiwis shouldn't thumb up their noses at their trolling ways because at least they're not the ones with a kill count.

 

[Nuclear Disaster]

Do we have a reup of the full phone interview?

 

[cuttysnark]

Do we have a reup of the full phone interview?

https://apostlegate.net/josiah-tapes/

 

[Burd Turglar]

What a talentless hack.

Spoiler: What fatrick thinks he looks like

Spoiler: What he actually looks like

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

He's loying. The only death in the r/onaverse was caused by one of its members, who was merely trying to acquire a Vizio soundbar. He knows he has to pretend we're like cyber BTKs because otherwise he'd have to acknowledge that there's nothing wrong with mocking stupid people on the Internet, besides the fact that he is one.

A common joke I've seen made by the more rascally brothermen is that Kiwis shouldn't thumb up their noses at their trolling ways because at least they're not the ones with a kill count.

Not acquire. Steal. He tried stealing a soundbar and crashed his vehicle running a red light. Oh yeah and got his son killed for it. And he just up and tried to flee with his dead son lying there on the road. An absolute useless piece of shit.

N.J. man gets up to 30 years after killing son in Bucks crash

The 28-year-old was fleeing a theft at the time of the wreck, authorities say.

www.lehighvalleylive.com

 

[Bran Shuga]

Shame that leaker got caught so quickly.

Like I habe said repeatedly, there's a known network within SFWA that coordinates messaging blasts and harassment targets... exposing its full extent and methodology would cut off SFWA at the knees.

Entirely theoretically, you need a SFWA membership to have access to these chats, right?

I have one. If I can access it without outting myself...

the member directory requires a login, what is displayed once you login?
does it show contact details?
total member count?
breakdown of membership type?
membership duration?

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

Not acquire. Steal. He tried stealing a soundbar and crashed his vehicle running a red light. Oh yeah and got his son killed for it. And he just up and tried to flee with his dead son lying there on the road. An absolute useless piece of shit.

it was a landmark day for da old sub