US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[CrippleThreat]

Nope, Gen. Michael Flynn is a liar. Not very surprised though, he tried to claim the other week that most of Washington D.C. supported the British during the Revolutionary War. Yknow, the city that didn't exist at the time...

Top 10 People Most Affected By the Concept of QAnon.

The politically charge bullshit he dealt with fucked up him hard. Gorka, with his strong nose for Qshit, would probably wear a hazmat suit if they still talk.

 

[X Prime]

How does it feel knowing that you live rent free in some one's head?

I'm used to it, honestly.

 

[Oats12345]

I'm used to it, honestly.

Love what you did with your profile picture

 

[Cuckoman]

"Trunalimunumaprzure"

I have to give Trump the win on this one. At least you can pronounce the shit he says when he makes up words.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Have you learned not to assist this and similar individuals in the future?

Pretty much.

The amusing thing is, when something happens, they're the first people to come knocking on your door with sob stories about how they couldn't get what they needed and "how could we know it would get this bad!" on their lips.

Another big thing I saw that infuriated me was with the stimulus checks.

The shelves were recovering when the stimulus checks came out. At least for your basic needs. Diapers and formula were back on the shelves, toilet paper was back, essentials were back. I took the time to tell two people that had been completely unprepared and were fucked at one point that Wal-Mart, Sam's Club, and a few other places had what they'd need.

BOTH fucking families bought bullshit 4K TV's and shit like that with their stimulus checks.

It pisses me off because they're the "It takes a village" type, until it's their turn to put forth effort and resources into the village and then they're all "oh, well, you see, I have to take care of my family and..." and back away, only to come back when THEY need help again.

You also know they're the types to break into your garage if they think they can get away with it, despite how they act normally.

It's just this feeling I get with a lot of liberals. That they'd happily steal from you essentials as long as it meant they didn't have to put forth any effort toward their own survival.

Oh well, just chalk 2020 and 2021 to "Johnny Learns a Lesson."

 

[Mr Bunny]

Bet the 4k TV can't take a flying brick to the screen.

Anyways with the UK and Ireland seeming to be dropping covid and other Euro countries following suit how long till the US waves the white flag for it?

 

[Extreme Crusader]

Yes we are the ones causing problems, not the country threatening to seize more territory unprovoked from its neighbor who is now seeking an alliance to hopefully prevent said aggression. Stop falling for Putin's gaslighting on this one, he created this situation and is somehow shocked that his abuse victim went looking for help like a damn bpd girlfriend.

America and the rest of the cucks need to stay out of shit that has nothing to do with them. All Ukraine had to do was holdfast and shut the fuck up.
I would hate to have you as a leader for any country because you would put your country in deliberate peril.

 

[XYZpdq]

Top 10 People Most Affected By the Concept of QAnon.

The politically charge bullshit he dealt with fucked up him hard. Gorka, with his strong nose for Qshit, would probably wear a hazmat suit if they still talk.

it's really amazing funny hearing Gorka use his normal bond villain voice to go apeshit on grannies who want to talk qshit

 

[MirrorNoir]

BTW, after opening last week's episode with probably the most scathing attack on Biden they've done in ages (since Carey's infamous run as Biden effectively inaugurating the era where you can't make fun of Biden), SNL was back into full sucking Biden's dick mode this week complete with them ignoring Biden's train wreck of a press conference save for a couple of mild jokes during Weekend Update.

Would not be shocked if Lorne got orders to stop making fun of Biden and to follow the company line that Biden's press conference was a stunning success, or how much it was Will Forte and Kristin Weig throwing their weight around, especially with the garbage McGruber sketch, which was Will Forte and Weig shitting on the 1/6 protestors and anyone not worshiping at the alter of Doctor Faucci.

 

[ChefKiss]

Covfefe typo and saying Russia can have a small invasion as a treat are the same thing

 

[Feline Supremacist]

This is the reality of someone with a persecution complex that unironically considers @Harbinger of Kali Yuga to be god-emperor. It's fun to make fun of retards, which is why @Harbinger of Kali Yuga is a goldmine. I love how @Harbinger of Kali Yuga went from a deeply inarticulate nincompoop to a deeply inarticulate nincompoop. @Harbinger of Kali Yuga is more alike than they are different. @Harbinger of Kali Yuga has random flashbacks at Epstein's Island, @Harbinger of Kali Yuga spouts avant garde medicine. @Harbinger of Kali Yuga has empty porcine eyes, like there's nothing in his skulls. If you can't laugh at @Harbinger of Kali Yuga either, well..

That's a good point, and I wouldn't be surprised if @Harbinger of Kali Yuga slept with underage girls. Man, @Harbinger of Kali Yuga would have a field day with that, they'd go bonkers! I think, at this point, given what we know about @Harbinger of Kali Yuga and that kind of world, and the kind of person @Harbinger of Kali Yuga was (sexually, very much like Bill Clinton) I wouldn't be surprised if he fucked some underage chicks too, probably in another country somewhere.

You know, @Harbinger of Kali Yuga is a lot like Clinton, even on policy. Hell, both didn't like guns and passed gun control regulations. Sexually, they're practically clones, except @Harbinger of Kali Yuga likes fatty Jew-looking girls and Trump likes the aging "is-this-possibly-a-tranny" porn star look. Hell, one of @Harbinger of Kali Yuga best friends is a tranny, look at the lust in @Harbinger of Kali Yuga eyes where he looks upon his prize:

I'll grant you that, but with one revision: @Harbinger of Kali Yuga could be funny "ha-ha" quite often, but was also sad funny, especially when you watched him get all worked up over not receiving validation. @Harbinger of Kali Yuga has a lot of the same personality problems as most lolcows, incidentally. But @Harbinger of Kali Yuga was definitely intentionally funnier than Sleepy Joe, absolutely. If Biden shits himself on live TV I will have to concede that Biden always and forever will be funnier than @Harbinger of Kali Yuga, (unless @Harbinger of Kali Yuga beats him there).

I can do thing too.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

I love the purity spiral where in the minds of people like Kali we have to be 100 percent for someone, there's no possibility of acknowledging that Trump voters see his flaws but still decide he's better than the other guy. Trump might be an egotistical blowhard but as long as he kept on making peace treaties and improving the economy, who cares? It's like my support for Netanyahu. Bibi is a genuinely terrible human being who is a philanderer and backstabs people but he led Israel to great economic success and peace with countries we thought that we would never have peace with. At a certain point, the public ignores the personal qualities of a leader because their actions outweigh them as a person. I disagree with a lot of policy from trump but I voted for him since the 2016 primary and I don't intend to stop voting for him as long as the Dems put up people like Biden.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

I love the purity spiral where in the minds of people like Kali we have to be 100 percent for someone, there's no possibility of acknowledging that Trump voters see his flaws but still decide he's better than the other guy. Trump might be an egotistical blowhard but as long as he kept on making peace treaties and improving the economy, who cares? It's like my support for Netanyahu. Bibi is a genuinely terrible human being who is a philanderer and backstabs people but he led Israel to great economic success and peace with countries we thought that we would never have peace with. At a certain point, the public ignores the personal qualities of a leader because their actions outweigh them as a person. I disagree with a lot of policy from trump but I voted for him since the 2016 primary and I don't intend to stop voting for him as long as the Dems put up people like Biden.

I'm utterly confused as to why you think I'd think otherwise. This only started when I voiced some rather small criticisms of Trump, because I don't like him but certainly thought he was better than Hillary. A few individuals I suspect that are very much on the younger end of the Gen-Z crowd shit their britches over this. If you just read their overreactive responses you can be forgiven but do check out what I originally said and how utterly mild it is.

Some X-ceptional individual even accused me of "concern trolling" because I dared criticized Trump even though I said I voted for him. Fuck dude, I don't have to like the guy or rah-rah every thing he did to own the libs, trigger the libs.

 

[X Prime]

Some X-ceptional individual

I didn't know it was possible to still be seething that much after near-literally 48 hours, but here we are folks.

This is a level beyond rent free. At this point I should charge for my presence.

 

[Billy Beer]

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Doesn't mean much unfortunately. 80% of America were against entering WW1, WW2 and Vietnam. The Lucitania, Pearl Harbour and Gulf Of Tonkin happened and hey presto, those American flags started flying high.

 

[MrJokerRager]

That's a good point, and I wouldn't be surprised if either slept with underage girls. Man, QAnon would have a field day with that, they'd go bonkers! I think, at this point, given what we know about Epstein and that kind of world, and the kind of person Trump was (sexually, very much like Bill Clinton) I wouldn't be surprised if he fucked some underage chicks too, probably in another country somewhere.

You know, Trump is a lot like Clinton, even on policy. Hell, both didn't like guns and passed gun control regulations. Sexually, they're practically clones, except Clinton likes fatty Jew-looking girls and Trump likes the aging "is-this-possibly-a-tranny" porn star look. Hell, one of Trump's best friends is a tranny, look at the lust in Trump's eyes where he looks upon his prize:
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I'll grant you that, but with one revision: Trump could be funny "ha-ha" quite often, but was also sad funny, especially when you watched him get all worked up over not receiving validation. Trump has a lot of the same personality problems as most lolcows, incidentally. But Trump was definitely intentionally funnier than Sleepy Joe, absolutely. If Biden shits himself on live TV I will have to concede that Biden always and forever will be funnier than Trump, (unless Trump beats him there).

The Assault Weapons Ban in 1994 is miles bigger and more impactful on the firearms industry than banning a handful of bumpstocks.

Though Trump showed how much cucked the NRA was in that whole saga.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

I didn't know it was possible to still be seething that much after near-literally 48 hours, but here we are folks.

This is a level beyond rent free. At this point I should charge for my presence.

The Assault Weapons Ban in 1994 is miles bigger and more impactful on the firearms industry than banning a handful of bumpstocks.

Though Trump showed how much cucked the NRA was in that whole saga.

Trump was never a fan of firearms.

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Anyway, back to Biden. Did anyone see that Biden just said:

"I like taking guns away early," "Take the guns first, go through due process second."

 

[X Prime]

Whatever this whole thing is, it is possibly the most desperate grab for attention I have yet seen in AnH.

 

[Tanuki Mixed Nuts]

Wait a second..

 

[Oats12345]

BTW, after opening last week's episode with probably the most scathing attack on Biden they've done in ages (since Carey's infamous run as Biden effectively inaugurating the era where you can't make fun of Biden), SNL was back into full sucking Biden's dick mode this week complete with them ignoring Biden's train wreck of a press conference save for a couple of mild jokes during Weekend Update.

Would not be shocked if Lorne got orders to stop making fun of Biden and to follow the company line that Biden's press conference was a stunning success, or how much it was Will Forte and Kristin Weig throwing their weight around, especially with the garbage McGruber sketch, which was Will Forte and Weig shitting on the 1/6 protestors and anyone not worshiping at the alter of Doctor Faucci.

How does anyone think SNL "makes fun of both sides" is beyond me and I will never understand people who think that.