Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

[UCantCCPMe]

The only photos Gunt needs to be photoshopping is himself with Xander cause that's the closest he will seemingly ever get to be in a photo with the kid.

 

[rotteneggs]

what are the chances portugeuse gutter sluts rob or stab him?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

what are the chances portugeuse gutter sluts rob or stab him?

more likely he's going to be round up by a local farmer while he's dining out a dumpster after villagers let him know one of the pigs got loose

 

[veri]

That hump of fat on the back of his head is the little apartment where Null lives rent free.
It's popped out before:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ethan-...killstream-tequila-sunrise.16672/post-7808209

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what the fuck is that it looks like a cyst or a tumor.

The blur is caused by Ralph being out of focus, the banding is likely due to his piece of trash phone he's thrown at the wall too many times due to seething at the sperg chat, or he's using that trash vintage Sony a6000. Yeah, nothing is off. He just looks comically fat and smug.

Here's a dumbed down but still somewhat technical graph.
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The same "optical illusion" caused people to sperg out about that Biden thing in the Stonetoss thread.

This exist in every photo of his. It's exactly 4 pixels tall, or around twice of Ralph's Memphis Micro. There's no way he magnified each image and copied a strip that's exactly 4 pixels tall to paste over the bottom. The image is 1536 pixels in height, which is a comfortable factor of 4. His trash Samsung is doing something stupid.
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You can see they align and come from the source image.
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He really took a flight to Lisbon to eat a whopper. It'll be less pathetic if he just photoshopped everything and called it kayfabe.

yeah they duplicated like 4 pixels tall on every image. he should make sure the next scared tourists that have to take his pics know how to focus a camera. still looks off how stretched out he is in the photo though, his proportions vary so often in them

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

what the fuck is that it looks like a cyst or a tumor.

he's so fat his head has rolls, it happens when people don't take care of their bodies and eat fast food out of trash cans while on a steady diet of hard liquor and benzos

 

[veri]

he's so fat his head has rolls, it happens when people don't take care of their bodies and eat fast food out of trash cans while on a steady diet of hard liquor and benzos

probably puts some shit like anti chafing products on it that deathfats use when he wears a hat. the friction between that roll and his hats doesn’t look very comfortable

 

[There Is Light At The End]

This sub forum is a great well of knowledge on what not to do with your life

 

[Dick Molesterson]

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[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Ethan Ralph, please order up a bone dry steak and shrimp cocktail from room service and show us the receipt, with tip. That would really own the haters.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ethan Ralph, please order up a bone dry steak and shrimp cocktail from room service and show us the receipt, with tip. That would really own the haters.

Tip? Ralph?

 

[R00T]

He should be free to cross it from east to west. Let the French deal with him.

JCaesar187 boldly crosses the Rubicon, declaring to the declining Roman Republic he is emperor.

 

[GaryGrey]

This is not correct, that's covered in "persuades, induces, entices, or coerces"

"Whoever knowingly persuades, induces, entices, or coerces any individual to travel in interstate or foreign commerce, or in any Territory or Possession of the United States, to engage in prostitution, or in any sexual activity for which any person can be charged with a criminal offense, or attempts to do so, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than 20 years, or both." 18 U.S.C. § 2422(a).

This has been interpreted so broadly it includes adultery by a married person.

More importantly, it specifically includes 18 year olds.

"Whoever, using the mail or any facility or means of interstate or foreign commerce, or within the special maritime and territorial jurisdiction of the United States knowingly persuades, induces, entices, or coerces any individual who has not attained the age of 18 years, to engage in prostitution or any sexual activity for which any person can be charged with a criminal offense, or attempts to do so, shall be fined under this title and imprisoned not less than 10 years or for life." 18 U.S.C. § 2422(b).

Mere persuasion of someone under 18 is sufficient to invoke the Mann Act. It also invokes the "special maritime and territorial jurisdiction" that is covered under the federal sex tourism law.

There are technicalities of such prosecutions that allow some people through the cracks, but if you're traveling anywhere, or soliciting anyone to travel where you are, to commit some sex act that would be illegal anywhere that has jurisdiction over it, and it involves anyone under 18, you are rolling the dice. Bigtime.

This is only going to make it more enticing for Ralph since he is addicted to gambling.

Also why does his shirt have a picture of a man sticking his dick into the neck of a horse?

 

[Kiislova]

So Portugal could be fun…. In summer.

During winter, (like most Mediterranean/Southern Europe) its considered “off season” and it’s just depressing, beaches are empty, no one attempts to speak English as all the Brit and Gers are not there. It’s almost Soviet at times during the colder months (like right now).

Its been a very long time since I was there, but I remember the crime is bad, like just snatch your bag off you in daylight bad. Granted one of the good things about going during off time is the Africanos are not gonna be prowling stoplights to jack man purses.

Oh and people talking about him getting a prostitute, well as it’s possible, again it’s off-season so nobody is walking the street and looking for gringos to service.

Such a retarded way to “own” Andy. I just know that ralph‘s idea was he’s going to take a picture of himself on a Sunkist beach holding a piña colada wearing shades surrounded by beautiful women in bikinis. When in reality he’s going to at best maybe find a pub that services ex-pats and befriend a fat 56 year old Brit who’s just gonna cry about Brexit and get into an argument about splitting the tab.

To (late) add to this.
Europe at large and South Europe in particular sucks in winter, Christmas is somewhat salvageable but doing anything but winter sports sucks. Beaches are empty, climate is cold and humid on the coast, and no gringo accomodations are generally available. Depending on where he is going, there might be a large Brit expat community, like other places in Portugal and Spain.

Regarding crime, with some exceptions like Barcelona, both Portugal and neighboring Spain are safe as fuck places bordering on boring.

Regarding whores. They are always there, just not on swimsuits. Provided he has anyone local to guide him, the Gunt will score just fine.

Edit: He's not even on *mainland* Portugal? Enjoy the rainy season Ralph.

 

[Fivehead]

Dude, pls go tell your familly how much efort you are putting into guntanalysis. I'm sure they will be so proud of you.

Criticising someone's investigative autism on KW is pretty cringe. Do you know where you are?

Edit: KF not KW. Sorry, I'm a retard.

 

[OffRecord]

This is only going to make it more enticing for Ralph since he is addicted to gambling.View attachment 2915841
Also why does his shirt have a picture of a man sticking his dick into the neck of a horse?

Because he likes sticking his dick in a horse.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

This is only going to make it more enticing for Ralph since he is addicted to gambling.View attachment 2915841
Also why does his shirt have a picture of a man sticking his dick into the neck of a horse?

Because Ralph is a 7th grader who thinks that Polo by Ralph Lauren is the epitome of luxury.

Edit: and also he loves sticking his dick in horses.

 

[CringeMomma]

lol how many bitch tit NFTs does this person own?

 

[Polyboros2]

This is only going to make it more enticing for Ralph since he is addicted to gambling.View attachment 2915841
Also why does his shirt have a picture of a man sticking his dick into the neck of a horse?

Because he's a wigger who can only express having any value in his life by the cost of things visibly on him.

You go down to an inner city ghetto, find ten niggers shuffling about between crimes and survey them. If 10 out of 10 don't know that an item of clothing or accessory is expensive by the brand alone, Ralph doesn't want it.

He's called a wigger somewhat incorrectly, as he doesn't idolize Black culture like a weeb does to Japanese. He's a white nigger because he acts just like a stereotypical street thug in all ways but his crimes. It's just white nigger has a strong relation to Sargon lore here.

 

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Gunty King ain’t got nothin’ on Kino King.

 

[MoeChotto]

something just looks so off about that angle. ralph's shoulders are not that broad, i think that's what stands out the most. it looks stretched so far compared to the rest of the photo. i'm trying to replicate the weird sloping shoulder angle and it's kind of painful so i don't know why ralph would intentionally stand in a pose like that
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i also resized the image to look more normal. hmmm
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i can't see it being a camera lens thing, the background looks just fine. maybe just looking too far into this

Have you considered that he's using a selfie stick and wide-angle lens settings on his phone camera?

This is some amazing schizophrenia.