Has any of the KF teachers had to teach a (future or otherwise) lolcow?

I knew a teacher who would scream at children, throw stuff at them, and hit them with textbooks if they pissed her off. She would chase kids and hit them if they were at their lockers at lunch, or walking to another teacher's classroom to make up a test they were sick or on vacation for. She has a famous kid who is even more of a headcase than her.
 
I was a teacher for a short time but, based on my experience, the faculty had more lolcows than the students.
The teachers behaved like children in a playground, going as far as having "teams" around the principal and vice principal that would go around spreading rumors and even fucking with each other IRL.
It was horrible, I had to quit.
Was this within the last 5 years? Because I did work as a substitute for my local district roughly 1-2 years ago, when they were and probably still are literally begging for anyone with even an associates degree (and I suspect plenty of the people there subbing didn't even have that, they just had 'some classes' or were currently attending college) to show up and help out.

The teachers were complete shitheads but the students were tolerable for the zoomer generation.
 
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turns out people that loved school so much they wanted to stay there forever tend to be childish big shocker

it’s either that or they like having and abusing power over others but are too limp-wristed to do it to their peers so they have to be tyrannical to little fuckin kids
Any adult who chooses to be around kids and especially teenagers all day is either very well paid for their troubles, a pedophile, or mentally a child/teenager.
I honestly did the college degree because I wanted to perfect my English and it was free where I lived so why not.
I do some teaching privately, not English though.
I've only stayed for a full school year, I'm not going back to the education system, fuck that :)
Was this within the last 5 years?
2010, before the crazies took over... but not really because it was just a different kind of crazy back then.
fucking exactly, school staff is where the real milk is.
If I was a teacher now, I would totally bring stories to KF :)
 
I'll bite. I've worked in daycares and as a nanny when I was young(er/in)

Definitely saw a lot of FAS kids.

One in particular had basically a first name that consisted of a consonant letter, think like L or P followed by something that sounds like a word similar to Lane, totally weird spelling that of course when people would go to pronounce it , in a way that seems reasonable when you're reading such a strange group of letters mushd together, and then they get nicely corrected, and there is that instant of recognition on the face of the reader realizing "Oh. Confirmed white trash." Like there is nothing about that spelling or pronunciation that makes sense, and may have been a forboding of the future...

They all smelled, you know those kids that parents smoke in the house and just like all smell? So the dad supposedly worked in a factory and had no idea (supposedly) she was going to the bar every nite and leaving him in the car for hours and hours. (Honestly, I'm not sure he's even the father) he was a really typical FAS kid, sperged with Legos at least (was 90s) , hyperactive adhd bad in school, tantrums, rages. The mom got arrested and then split with the dad and he raised the kids, very mellow guy, really chill manlet beta guy. The mother was like total bpd and just bad mom overall so things improved when she wasn't living there anymore and he got full custody (they were never married)

The boy was well cute and fun, but dumb and got hit by a car at 12 because something shiny so he crossed the road and got hit, flew him to a trauma center. Probably didn't help things...

I don't know the sister well but she made the front page regarding a "hate crime", which was basically white methhead niggers kicking it on their porch drinking and got all albino chimpout when 2 cars of blacks came down the street, some shouting ensued, the blacks got out and tusselled fisticuffs with white trash in the street , there were a whole group of these trash families and neighbors cuz it was summer and they're white porch monkeys. And there was a shovel involved and eventually a good Samaritan and it was quite lulzy.

So anyway, the boy, he first made headlines for beating his girlfriend at 18, and was somehow found not guilty by reason of mental defect and threw him in an institution for a while or something.

It was bogus but I guess that's how adult temper tantrums work in legal system or something. He got a stalking conviction, which I guess is really hard to actually convict for, and his online trail was used against him where he talked about his plans for her. Also she was his neighbor, so his dad kicked him out.

But then less than a year later, he made the news for exposing himself to the neighbors family (not sure if same neighbor, I don't think so based on what I read) who supposedly had small children or infants outside in the yard after some methheaded chimpout. They got him on all shorts of charges for that. His mugshot is just a dead ringer for FAS facial and head characteristics , not dissimilar from Florida shooter. Apparently there were rumors he would be come q school shooter, but he was in alternative school for naughty kids, so idk. I know he was involved with all sorts of juvie crimes but I don't have info on what.

So they got him on like half the charges they thru at him* , somehow got bailjumping under guilty but not guilty via mental defect , but guilty on the other half, doesn't really make sense but ok. Last I looked him up he got released from a mental health facility in 2019.

* This is the state of Kyle's heroic actions, so what yall need to remember is the standard of Throwing The Book and charging someone with a dozen charges, half of them makes you squint and furrow your brow like "huh? They're charging him with that? Hmmm okayyy" only to maybe be convicted on one or two (or none!). Because it's nothing necessarily to do with actual breaking laws and punishment but that as a state, it's really more about social issues of The Public Is Pissed Off We Should Charge Him (somehow, with something! Or many things!) And they wana appear Not Soft on "crime" yet when defendants routinely plead down massive overblown charges, especially from several felonies to like a single misdemeanor no jail time, well that looks weak doesn't it kiwis? Honestly it is all very passive aggressive, which is so typical of the state but of the Midwest in general.

Honestly, im not sure there is truly an effective treatment for FAS, cuz they grow up into totally stupid people and often violent. I have a solution but blah blah blah eugenics is slippery or something. I'm not in charge.
 
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I was a teacher for a short time but, based on my experience, the faculty had more lolcows than the students.
The teachers behaved like children in a playground, going as far as having "teams" around the principal and vice principal that would go around spreading rumors and even fucking with each other IRL.
It was horrible, I had to quit.
Nobody talks about it that much, but yeah, teaching "professionals" love to become "clique-y" when they're in the workforce. Probably because they were all losers growing up and never got to experience that kind of life before. Too bad they're still losers and now they're making themselves look like tools.
 
I knew a teacher who would scream at children, throw stuff at them, and hit them with textbooks if they pissed her off. She would chase kids and hit them if they were at their lockers at lunch, or walking to another teacher's classroom to make up a test they were sick or on vacation for. She has a famous kid who is even more of a headcase than her.
I had a teacher that was the exact opposite. Guy couldn't get anyone in the class to pay attention to him or even stay quiet while he was lecturing, if he switched places Andrew Dobson it would actually be an improvement as Dobson would get laughed at instead of simply being ignored. I'm not making this up, he literally asked the students in class to shut up around 12 times per class, nobody cared (I was one of the few that actually didn't talk during his class), he had the knowledge but was simply incapable of getting a room full of teenagers to stay in line!

He lasted some four months before calling it quits and switching careers, the Principal came down from his office to break the news for the classes and let us out earlier (they couldn't find a replacement in time) and a guy in my class said out loud that he could put a cardboard cutout of that teacher in his place and things would stay the same, lol!

I also had some lolcow classmates. This one guy comes to mind, he was one of the nerdy types with a colossal ego. I like to make people laugh and love to chat, this guy took me for an idiot and tried to pull some fast ones on me, failing most of the time. Needless to say, most people hated this asshole, he wasn't a retard but he believed he was smarter than everyone else and was barely capable of being nice to others. Most of the "retards" he mocked actually had better grades than he did, and last thing I heard he was still lagging behind in getting admitted to an University!
 
I don't know if this is true. I came across this story in a clickbait Funniest Reddit Posts Of All Time article:

(Roughly summarizing)
A teacher answered a thread asking: who is the dumbest person you've ever met? They had a kid the teacher called Kevin in their class that had moved around a lot and so he lacked a lot of the standardized testing and records required to understand a kid's knowledge level. He was put in a grade that matched his age and he got a 11% in the teacher's class. He didn't know how to write and could barely read. This was high school. The teacher said he got the shit beat out of him a lot because he was white at a mostly black school and he loved talking shit about black people. He did it over and over again and was confused every time by the reaction of his peers. At the end of the year Kevin tried to bribe the teacher with $10 to pass him. After that failed he threatened the teacher.

The part that stood out to me was the teacher said that Kevin's parents were even stupider than Kevin. The mom would forget which school Kevin went to and drive to the wrong school constantly. She frequently missed the many conferences that were scheduled because Kevin was failing in every way possible. Poor Kevin.
 
I remember one kid in particular, even though I only taught him for a day as a substitute. I usually did things in group exercises and the girl he was paired up with just wanted to straight up refuse doing the exercise with him; of course I had to tell her to give it a try. But from the way she agreed, I could tell she wasn't even trying to be mean, she was just going FML, because of how much it sucked having to do an exercise with him.

He was this fat kid, who actually looked a bit like josh if he was quite a bit fatter and without the humourloving eyes but instead eyes that seemed smart enough to get what was going on, but too passive to act on it. He got into motion for everything about 5x as slow. He seemed completely energyless, but not in the "tired" or "sick", or even the "I can't be arsed" kinda way, because he did move and he did try to do the exercises, but more as if he was triple checking what he was going to do before he actually did it.

I made sure that for every group exercise, he didn't have the same partner, because I'd rather spread the misery around and have 5 kids have a miserable 20%, than one kid not getting anything out of the lesson by being with him.

The part that stood out to me was the teacher said that Kevin's parents were even stupider than Kevin.
Yeah this is the part I saw coming when I read that, lol.
 
Most teachers are fucking hot garbage and generally are lolcows in themselves. Rare to actually have an actual good teacher that wasn't a complete shit head. So I wouldn't trust the opinion of an grown person perpetually stuck in childhood to give me insights on a lolcow.
 
So rather than waiting a few minutes to have some space free up, J got it into his head he could take a Crucible put his pasty into it and dip it into the salt bath dangle it for a little bit and hot tasty food... well J wasn't careful or particularly skilled with this arrangement and ended up losing his grip on the crucible dunking a mix of pastry, meat and vegetables and gravy into extremely hot molten salt, resulting in a steam explosion sending molten salt firing out from the bay, we had to dump the fire extinguishers just to be sure.
Great story, great example of why "hur dur dumb kids can just go to trade school" is a terrible idea.
 
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