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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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MirnaMinkoff said:
It’s still hilarious he thought international travel without a vaccination card was a great idea.
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i want to point out anti covid theorists were completely wrong to be mad at us for theorizing hed have a shit time in portugal because of covid related shit because even gunt admits its happening and he had to suck pablos dick to be allowed back in his hovel lodgings.
 
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An automatic clown said:
His skin may look worse on his face than his Gunt but by golly the Canadian truckers are yuge fans of the Killstream!

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Gunt would report people for having fake vax cards if they gave money for it (and spend it all in a single day to have yet another Maker's Mark and opioids induced slumber)
He is too dumb to try the "former alt-right nazi" route and appeal to the breadtube audience instead of still clout chasing using a group that he is a laughing stock of.
 
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NynchLiggers said:
Gunt would report people for having fake vax cards if they gave money for it (and spend it all in a single day to have yet another Maker's Mark and opioids induced slumber)
He is too dumb to try the "former alt-right nazi" route and appeal to the breadtube audience instead of still clout chasing using a group that he is a laughing stock of.
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hes just too set on a path that had worked in the short term and is rightfully afraid of abandoning it, he doesnt have any appeal beyond just being part of a niche that gets shut down and therefore has few outlets. thing is that wasnt even really his appeal anytime he actually had a number of fans in the four digits they all clamored and asked for drama and shitshows. see jim and others said "ralph has politics hes not like tonka who needs to leech off drama" just to scare the skeptics because even if you thought ralph was as big a brainlet then as most or all do now you could believe maybe a decent chunk are watching to hear some wheezing gas bag give his copy paste take on idk europe despite not knowing what a euro is because a sizeable portion of people are retards.

One little lie most people said offhandidly to own the skeptics is the entire takeaway ralph had vs the tons of comments and posts from fans saying it was boring af get jim or some shitshow on, Even jim sounded worried when ralph tried to not cover drama for a day or two before his yt was banned, piggy just couldnt resist having his ego puffed up no matter how clearly it was a lie, not even a lie an excuse for ralph in the same vein as people pretending they were just debates and not dunk tanks, no matter how clearly untrue it was even to the people saying it ralph just couldnt let it go, THE JIM had told him he didnt need the drama bottom feeding lowlifes, he was a real journalist at last! accredited by jim and told by jim people loved his takes and his takes alone, fuck you zidan and gaytor i dont need to pay you did jim say he liked your takes? what do you mean he said killstream and not ralph AH AM THA KYLLSTREAYM BYTCH!.

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now theres two roads we can go here:

1. gunty likes dissenting opinions and thinks highly of at least the opportunity to debunk or banter about with

2. the gunty little fuck just read "CHRYS" and immediately decided he needed to try and coopt religion again with only a glance at a tweet with minimal to no context on who that is.

considering gunty lives by none of, and in fact unknowingly mocks and calls several fundamental biblical principles idiotic or weakling im going with number 2, oh and also the fact his stream is a total hugbox.
 
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Roman Gunt Guard said:
Ralph is still mad about The Quartering.


I wonder if Ralph is talking about Gator, Dick, and Jim ?

Ralph says the same thing a few months ago, now his circle has closed, and he is falling to his paypiggies whom he shit talks on his show.

Everyone keeps snaking on Ralph OH NOOO!!! 🐍
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Pig brain furiously googling his scripts and wants to brag he scored something awesome, it must be since it’s BANNED in the USA dawg! It’s CASUALLY prescribed in Lisbon tho!

Then he realizes it’s just basically a drug to treat inflammation, doesn’t get you high, and was only taken off US market due to increased risk on infections.

Ralph is so desperate for anything to chest thump about he’s researching random post-ass beating surgery pills.

I can only surmise Ralph has no actual friends so all this “disloyal snaking from Twitter accounts and YouTubers really crushes Ralphie because it’s all he’s got.
 
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As much as I know Ralph screaming at Quarterpounder is mostly Ralph trying to get attention by attacking someone more successful and his natural jealousy, but he's not wrong. A list of Quartering thumbnails is legit cringe and appeals to the lowest common denominator, Jeremy figured out a formula on how to make money and he's going to do it until it falls apart if he's caught with his dick somewhere it shouldn't be. You can't tell me Ralph wouldn't trade places with him in a heartbeat though because we all know he would and then immediately fuck it up by being a retard.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
As much as I know Ralph screaming at Quarterpounder is mostly Ralph trying to get attention by attacking someone more successful and his natural jealousy, but he's not wrong. A list of Quartering thumbnails is legit cringe and appeals to the lowest common denominator, Jeremy figured out a formula on how to make money and he's going to do it until it falls apart if he's caught with his dick somewhere it shouldn't be. You can't tell me Ralph wouldn't trade places with him in a heartbeat though because we all know he would and then immediately fuck it up by being a retard.
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yes, commentary channels aim at low-hanging fruits, very unlike drama channels.
 
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