Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[mhzesent]

I kind of feel sorry for Ralph at this point, well I would if he didn't deserved it. The ship is sinking, the water is rising and the rats have jumped.

That Mat Jarbo stream was hard to watch, Ralph is clearly upset (and hammered) about Jim's "betrayal" but his pride/blood alcohol level won't let him just accept it for what it is.

Every insult hollered out of Ralph's mouth hurts him far more than Jim. But he can't stop, his ego is all he has at this point. He just wants a friend but his view of friendship is so skewered that the only thing he understands is absolute devotion and loyalty or you're his mortal enemy.

Is it the drugs? Age? Being terminally online? The head injury? Was he always like this? Or the alogs? Who knows and frankly I don't think it matters at this point.

Stay clean kids and remember to be humble. Ralph has chosen to broadcast this to the Internet but make no mistake, there're millions of guys out there who are going to down the spiral as Ralph.

I have this basic human empathy for a fellow human instinct in me that does always make me feel second hand embarassed and a bit saddened by cows, however whenever I get too involved I always remind myself that KF is literally unironically the best edutainment on the planet, it gives endless laughs but also provides valuable material on how NOT to live your life, (I know an an autistic guy that turned out pretty normal and happy after he started researching Chris Chan, he said it opened his eyes to his own 'tisms and then he learned how to curb them to NOT turn out like cwc.) And I also really strongly dislike deadbeat dads, granted some are more 'guilty' than others but Ralph here is beyond deadbeat already meanwhile his first (alleged) child is just a few months old and the second (also alleged) is not even born yet, yes he's accelerating his 100% self destruction speedrun every single... hour now? (Tfw you can't go to sleep or you'll miss drama. Even PPP and Warski must start to feel tired of all this content for the Kino Casino already, at this pace they'll never have chance to move on to non-Ralph topics and I really want more America First coverage gosh dang it.) And the Gym meltdown was... something else.... But I don't have any kinda feelings for him anymore, personally. I try to not be hateful towards anyone but also no sympathy, nope. every time he fucks up I'm like "ah shit, here we go again".

 

[Homer Simpson]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

>People shit on my lawn.
>People shit on my fucking house.
>People shit on my door. People shit on my porch

Mekotour: Actual shit

>no corn cobs.
>But what if it WAS shit?

He'd probably like the smell then. Guy got free food and is upset.

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Better put a fake news farms tag on this. Don't wanna be claimed as an actual verified source.

Really like the cornfetti lol. A nice send off to a woman who doesn't know she's gone.

 

[Santiago_Nasar]

"I dont have a folder on him, he is my best friend!"
probably the saddest part of the stream for me

 

[Cocktimus prime]

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How does this sound almost identical too his sex tape does ralph have a fart fetish

 

[MeltyTW]

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Our boys gone full retard, lads!

now we need keem to buttfuck the pig

 

[mhzesent]

How does this sound almost identical too his sex tape does ralph have a fart fetish

Well, in reaction to the shart ridicule, he DID say that he would shit himself live on stream for tips. so...

 

[fuck whales]

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Our boys gone full retard, lads!

lol he deleted this tweet, maybe hes not so stupid as to force Keemstars hand to make a Drama Alert laughing at him

 

[Retink]

You know he's gonna compare himself to joker from the HIT MOVIE JOKER (2019) or some underdog shit.

Well, he is a joke so at least he's got that going for him.

 

[verissimus]

That "you couldn't stand even one day with the scrutiny I've had for 4 years" line puts off some serious Wings of Redemption pitystream vibes.

First of all, he's only really been getting scrutinized real badly for about a month. Second of all who cares. It really amazes me he actually thought Jim should give a crap what other people say behind his back or to his face when he knows Jim may actually be at deaths door, which, needless to say is the moment all that crap ceases to matter. You'd think that realization would have snapped Ralph back into reality, but no. He has to be an internet tough guy.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

"I dont have a folder on him, he is my best friend!"
probably the saddest part of the stream for me

It's honestly sad and funny how he says gator was his best friend, but fucks him on pay with running the website for 150 bucks a month. Like if that's how you treat your best friend working for you, then no wonder you have a hard time finding talent or employees to do shit.

 

[fuck whales]

It's honestly sad and funny how he says gator was his best friend, but fucks him on pay with running the website for 150 bucks a month. Like if that's how you treat your best friend working for you, then no wonder you have a hard time finding talent or employees to do shit.

and also didnt know his name until yesterday

 

[verissimus]

lol he deleted this tweet, maybe hes not so stupid as to force Keemstars hand to make a Drama Alert laughing at him

Never mind what I said. He's the eternal bitch-made heel.

 

[Paladin Derich]

I thought Jade was Chinese. She's actually Korean, or is that Ralph's headcanon?

 

[AltisticRight]

Ethan should just pin this to his profile

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Was this an older tweet? I remember him getting called out over this stupid tweet, along the lines of "so it was equally if not worse than Ronnie and Sandra dying".

Pretty sure she's Chinese, not Korean. Something else Ralph got wrong.

It's definitely him trying hard to make Jim mad. What do Chinese and Japanese hate more than each other? Koreans. What do they hate more than Koreans? Being called one. It's stupid slant racism Ralph is desperately trying to project onto Jim.

Again, Ralph fails epically. Jade hates Cambodians, she got several socks banned for making fun of Cambodians. Ralph should have called her a fat Cambodian SEA yellow ape instead.

 

[AnOminous]

i think most american blacks dont have sickle cell.

According to the CDC 1 in 13 black newborns have Sickle Cell Trait. That's the harmless trait that gives you resistance to malaria. Only 1 in 365 have the actual disease, which requires both of your parents to have at least one copy of the gene.

 

[irujdksajksdjlsk]

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Our boys gone full retard, lads!

archive?

 

[Pale Empress]

I thought Jade was Chinese. She's actually Korean, or is that Ralph's headcanon?

She's Korean on her dad's side and Hmong on her mom's. At least she doesn't have any Filipino.

Although It doesn't make a difference, just Ralph swinging in the dark trying to hit a nerve.

 

[Cherenkovblue]

Thread theme:

I dunno. If you're going to go to NiN for your emo thread theme I think Head Like a Hole from the Pretty Hate Machine album fits better.

 

[Happy Fish]

I just want to understand why Jim's biggest haters are almost always so fucking tsundere for him. Like, stop being a fag and enjoy the content like a normal person

 

[Tommy's Mom]

This isn't Kiwi Farms anymore, this is Cornhub.

@Null