Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[Kramer on the phone]

We all want that George Washington fucking off back to his tobacco farm, that John Elway hanging them up at the height of his career, that cowboy riding off into the sunset...

But homie this is autism. Autism never changes.

remember a year or two ago he was hyped because his new medical team was ready to do every surgery possible to save his life. now he's at the fucking mayo clinic. And as far as we could know thats why he's been in Minnesota in the first place. Now he doesn't even have an immune system left. He might not have a choice in riding into the sunset. Its like Shane, we want him back but he has to leave our mortal realm.

 

[make_it_so]

Ok, I've clipped the entire Ralph time from Boulder Talk Radio.
First we have a cropped version just showing Ralph. I could technically upload it straight here but playback here is iffy.

And here is the full size. Still processing so give it a while.

Watching that closeup, I just realized something - Ralph is wearing a shirt with his own fucking picture on it.

 

[Cherenkovblue]

You know how we have terms for Chris Chan people who documented his epic series of fuck ups as Christorians?

Well I have a name for the study of Ethan Ralph: Ralpology/Ralphologists or Guntology.

Nah, it just doesn't roll off the tongue. I vote for Ethanologist.

 

[bovinedrainer]

From the Creator of the OldFag Gaytor Collection, I present to you, the Ragepig. (Available in both Naked and "Original Gunt Apparel Edition™")
This meme will be a feature in a larger upcoming meme piece that is currently being worked on.
"ITS NAWT TROO, FUCK YOU KIWI AYHOGS!"

 

[Captain Manning]

As far as I know; yes. They co-host a podcast/YouTube show called The Biggest Problem In The Universe and the last one was on Friday, I believe. It does well and I know that neither of them are willing to lose that EZPZ revenue stream.

Oh Geeze.

That shows how much I pay attention to Dick these days.

Though to be honest, Vito ain't a bad surrogate for Maddox.

We're truly in strange times where I actually feel really bad for Pantsu.

Don't. She's a willfully stupid pedophile cunt.

Any child they have? Sure. Naturally. Feel sorry for them, and pray Virgina has a decent CPS system.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Ralph should probably get up cameras around his house and if people dump corn on his house just upload the footage online to laugh at him

 

[ButterNugget]

From the Creator of the OldFag Gaytor Collection, I present to you, the Ragepig. (Available in both Naked and "Original Gunt Apparel Edition™")
This meme will be a feature in a larger upcoming meme piece that is currently being worked on.
"ITS NAWT TROO, FUCK YOU KIWI AYHOGS!"

Ralph also gonna need a sweetie squad brand too, because Jim made him his bitch.

 

[Cin Red]

Ok, I've clipped the entire Ralph time from Boulder Talk Radio.
First we have a cropped version just showing Ralph. I could technically upload it straight here but playback here is iffy.

Yo, Ralph's face cam is full size on his odysee stream. You can see him sweating like a pig.


https://odysee.com/@theralphretort:1/killstream-roasted-gator:3

That's Uinta Detour Double India Pale Ale he was pouring into his red solo cup. 9.5% alcohol.

 

[Sausage Sundae]

He probably doesn't feel like having his DMs blown up with people asking why he didn't dress down Ralph and dispatch him like a wild boar. Jim softballed Ralph, it's true, but everyone saw how Ralph ran from Matt Jarbo. If Jim had played hardball, Ralph would've just ran. You guys are acting like Ralph is man enough to sit there and take a tongue lashing when he demonstrably is not. The only reason he took a fist lashing is because he couldn't run lol.

Ralph wouldn't run from his daddy. Ever. Metokur could shit down Ralph's throat, and RagePig would beg for a second helping.

But MundaneMatt? Pffft, Ralph doesn't have to sit there and be interrogated by the likes of him!

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

Ralph should probably get up cameras around his house and if people dump corn on his house just upload the footage online to laugh at him

Lmao, he could get a Ring doorbell and set-up or use the "cameras" he bought after Plate Gang spray painted his Sentra but that would require effort. I can't imagine Ralph knows how to operate a ladder.

 

[Sammich]

I hope this never gets featured, the last thing we need is 10+ pages accusing Jim of Gunt guarding for not being mean enough. Null Gunt guarding for being asleep during the stream. And for everyone in this thread to be in some way Gunt guarding because we aren't actively driving to Ralph's house to pelt him with corn cobs.

Speak for yourself, you coward. I'm loading up all the corn I can find in the nearest 100 miles, hard to find a lot in one place with it being february !

 

[Fake News Anchor]

But guys, what if Jessie from Pod Awful started growing corn on Ralph's lawn, and then opened up a distillery in his backyard to make corn whiskey. And then what if he left candy corn on his porch for Halloween. And then what if he spilled popcorn on his driveway. And then what if he corn tamales. And then what if he corn bread. And then what if he corndogs. And then what if he cornhole. And then what if he corn corn corn corn corn. Get it? GET IT GUYS? Remember the corn joke, guys?

 

[Kramer on the phone]

We're truly in strange times where I actually feel really bad for Pantsu. This will only turn out one of two ways. She will either try and continue her existence with Ralph after the kid is born and have to deal with him going into possibly (probably) abusive rages fueled not only by drugs and alcohol but also by the irritation cause by his severe lack of patience to do anything as difficult as raise a newborn baby, something he's horribly unprepared for. I'd be surprised if that man so much as changes a single diaper. The second option is to get the fuck out and have to raise this bastard child on her own with nowhere to go and no decent source of income.

It's actually pretty sad.

as someone forced to impersonate Pantsu for our fearless feeder's enjoyment i think i have a better perspective on this than most. And honestly when has the farms been wrong when it came to advice? Not all of us have thousands of people acting like a personal Navi. She does, she should have known to fuck off a long time ago.

You don't want addict genes in your kid, you don't want an addict husband. Ralph isn't turning life around. he got his 2nd chance back in 2018 and squandered it. irregardless of how she looks we're in a heavily women based dating culture, she just has to make a profile with a few pics of her in her little anime get up and could 100% find any asshole better than Ralph. Even Jim's a hardcore weeb, its normalized enough now that she could shack up with any of millions of anime obsessed weirdos who'd enjoy a skinny waifu. And wouldn't be such a mess. for fucks sake even Gator is an improvement and let's be honest he's pretty average.

Also its such an amazing job market NEETs and people that have been working since high school are on the same playing field. She could easily get a job doing something, hell the fact that we all use a nickname if we ever talk about her helps on the rare chance her boyfriend looks her up online. Now is the best time to abandon it all.

Jesse is pretty nice to actual retards and regularly talks to weird guys like Brian. But guys like Mersh he shows no mercy to.

they're both stealing from redbar, for fucks sake Jesse is roughly dick's age and has been striving for e-fame for over a decade. Mersh is 40 as well.

 

[GreeneCoDeputy]

as someone forced to impersonate Pantsu for our fearless feeder's enjoyment i think i have a better perspective on this than most. And honestly when has the farms been wrong when it came to advice? Not all of us have thousands of people acting like a personal Navi. She does, she should have known to fuck off a long time ago.

I'm blown away by this deep and intimate insight you've acquired from someone accusing you of acting like an autistic woman on a forum.

 

[Pres. Benjamin Franklin]

the Ballad of Ethan Ralph

 

[bovinedrainer]

After hearing some very constructive criticism on the lack of Squealing from the Ragepig.
Here's an updated secondary version, for you Ayhogs.
"IM NOTTA HOLLARIN, YOU'RE A HOLLARIN YOU FUCKING AYHOGS, AHHHHHH!"

 

[NaggotFigger]

Yo, Ralph's face cam is full size on his odysee stream. You can see him sweating like a pig.

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https://odysee.com/@theralphretort:1/killstream-roasted-gator:3

That's Uinta Detour Double India Pale Ale he was pouring into his red solo cup. 9.5% alcohol.

Look at that sweating face. He looks like a nasty pig during this moment. And of course, he's a pig that's dumb enough to make everyone easily win over him. Still loves alcohol as usual.

After hearing some very constructive criticism on the lack of Squealing from the Ragepig.
Here's an updated secondary version, for you Ayhogs.
"IM NOTTA HOLLARIN, YOU'RE A HOLLARIN YOU FUCKING AYHOGS, AHHHHHH!"

So far so good. He'll squeal out the pig milk quite a lot next time he oinks on at any site.

 

[Crungass]

When Jim dies Ralph will fly 6 hours to his grave and take a gross drunk man piss on it, yell KILLSTREAM FOREVER! then get beaten up by two eight year olds and have his manpurse and corset stolen. He will then proceed to post about it on twitter and act like he's a badass for standing up to children.

 

[Disheveled Human]

Lets be honest I think Jim let up on Ralph because he was getting worried the gunt might actually kill himself or do something crazy. When Ralph almost started to cry Jim bailed him out.

 

[Sammich]

you look 5'1 to me bitch
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Careful, he's gonna start hollerin' soon!