Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Do you think Ralph is playing some 400 IQ move to push everyone out of his life before he an heros? I have a hard time believing that he consistently makes decisions that are COMPLETELY against his own self interest.

Ralph is a white trash wigger retard with stupid priorities. He does not have a plan, he does not have forward thinking. He gambles at casinos & inhales mountains of drugs.

Everything wrong with his life can be boiled down to impulse & instantaneous gratification. There is shit wrong with his brain. The only real hope he has is the slim chance that his brain trauma from getting mugged unlocks a savant ability he can market as a skill.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Can I have a link or an instruction where to find it?

It was on Odysee but I believe they were trying to keep it youtube friendly so they could upload the restream later. Not sure if Rand still has a channel there but maybe check Gator's later.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

USDA.gov says fresh corn is considered a starchy vegetable

USDA.gov can lick my nuts and call it a fruit for all I care.

Meigh must be thrilled to be having a wedding in a bowling alley in Dallas.

Just what every girl dreams her wedding will be.

 

[BoingBoingBoi]

That was insanity. I can't believe it, but also I 100% do. The part that stuck out to be the most is early on when Ralph starts yelling and slurring about how Jim's wife is a "fat Asian whore" (or something), Matt tries to intervene, but Jim tells him to stop and says "let [the audience] drink it in, drink it all in, his hypocrisy and lies." I'm not sure if I could keep composure if someone who's trying to wife a pedophile was yelling that about my spouse.

that line, the line about "not being like gator", the name change, and the one about jim being scared was really all he had going into the stream in terms of talking points. the rest was just drunken cope and projection.

edit:

i only just watched the stream and it was way less intervention than i expected. people are saying jim pulled punches---i disagree. jim gave ralph enough rope to hang himself (which he did), and was even able to let ralph know that he was pulling punches. to me anyway, that's more devastating than any well thought-out content jim could have done on him in a dedicated video or stream. it was 100% the better choice strategically for a couple of reasons. first, jim knows that ralph would just talk over him and into a hole, so it wouldn't make sense to prepare a point in a discussion with ralph more than 1.5 seconds long. second, it plays into jim's whole MO of not giving a shit about ralph or jokes at his expense. if he put more effort into the stream, it would look like he put more effort into it.

 

[BeholderNN]

Ralph has really stepped it up and is doing an excellent job filling the content gap left by Chris getting arrested. He's gone from "guy I would tune out MATI when Josh did an update" to one of my favorite cows.

Ralph really is the new Chris Chan and "ma murse" is his medallion. In his last stream, Josh was complaining that Ralph was ever present, that part of the audience was mad when he didn't talk about Gunty. I don't see this changing anytime soon. The worst part is that almost everything that happened was exclusively Ralph's fault. I can't imagine what will happen when people start going out of their way to fuck with him.

 

[The New Downhill Legend]

Has Ralph made any statements on stalking Gator since the Jim therapist session?

 

[oramge cat]

Ralph really is the new Chris Chan and "ma murse" is his medallion. In his last stream, Josh was complaining that Ralph was ever present, that part of the audience was mad when he didn't talk about Gunty. I don't see this changing anytime soon. The worst part is that almost that happened was exclusively Ralph's fault. I can't imagine what will happen when people start going out of their way to fuck with him.

I'm becoming one of those audience members. Ralph is even nice enough to consistently tard out on a Thursday so Josh has enough time to get some notes ready for the stream but not so long where I have to wait a whole week to get the update. That bitch Chantal had the gall to shave her head on a Saturday and make me wait a whole 6 days to catch it on MATI. I'm still dying laughing at the fucking corn kernels holy shit lmao.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Ralph is calling himself an outlaw now? How delusional can one man get. Waiting for Red Dead Remption 3 where you star as the gunt living the outlaw life of gambling, whoring, and being a fat alcoholic shut in with a crossbow who screams at the internet and never pays taxes. Real outlaw style there,

Jim really broke his Ralphamale ego and Gunt is doubling down for a rebranding with his claims of “outlaw” status. And his paypigs who live vicariously through Ralph will eat it up

I’m half expecting Ralph to buy a Harley at this point. That would fit his new “outlaw” persona. Of course, when he eventually runs into the “real Outlaws” he’ll get stomped worse than the Angels stomped his idol HST

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Since Ralph wants to use wrestling terms like "heel" and "taking liberties", I'll use my wrestlefag knowledge to craft this one for him.

Ralph, when did you turn heel? Last I remember you jobbed out Mundane Matt and somewhere in between then and the corn rib, you went into business for yourself and started cutting promos on anyone that even threw a light jab in your direction. Then you basically tried to Pearl Harbor PPP and he subsequently got your dick knocked in the dirt. Now you thought you could go Broadway with Metokur and he didn't just take liberties with you, it was a squash and you got treated like an A1 ham-n-egger. Ralph, you've spent the last couple of years getting high/drunk and chasing rats. You turned the work into a shoot and that's why you find yourself with nuclear heat.

 

[ButterNugget]

I’m half expecting Ralph to buy a Harley at this point. That would fit his new “outlaw” persona. Of course, when he eventually runs into the “real Outlaws” he’ll get stomped worse than the Angels stomped his idol HST

 

[Johnny Clyde Cash]

I’m half expecting Ralph to buy a Harley at this point. That would fit his new “outlaw” persona. Of course, when he eventually runs into the “real Outlaws” he’ll get stomped worse than the Angels stomped his idol HST

Motorcycles don't play into the wigger mindset of what's cool. Only cars do that. Probably for the best, since there's no way a person like Ralph would bother with leg cages or even helmets. Motorcycles are dangerous in accidents even for people who are cautious and sober, so for someone like Ralph he might as well be riding in a hearse. If Ralph for some reason did decide to get a motorcycle, his brains would be splattered over I-95 within a month.

 

[FrogMinutes]

I’m half expecting Ralph to buy a Harley at this point. That would fit his new “outlaw” persona. Of course, when he eventually runs into the “real Outlaws” he’ll get stomped worse than the Angels stomped his idol HST

Once the superchat donations starts to dry up I'm really hoping Ralph decides to be a part time Bounty Hunter to pay the bills.

 

[ButterNugget]

Once the superchat donations starts to dry up I'm really hoping Ralph decides to be a part time Bounty Hunter to pay the bills.

As long as he isn’t hunting Portuguese criminals he at least has a chance.

 

[AnOminous]

Nothing to do with justification, it's about fucking with someone with an ambiguous provocation rather than an open one.

Why play into Ralph's crude bullshit where he turns everything into two retards screaming at each other, so he sounds less retarded himself? If Ralph is so retarded that acting completely reasonably towards him is a "provocation," you don't have to not act normal to appease the fat fuck.

 

[Buel19]

Once the superchat donations starts to dry up I'm really hoping Ralph decides to be a part time Bounty Hunter to pay the bills.

Like Dog the Bounty Hunter he can't own a gun, so he'll have to shoot people with pepper balls.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Meigh must be thrilled to be having a wedding in a bowling alley in Dallas.

Whoa!? Where is this information coming from? Did Ralph state they are going to get married at the bowling alley? I thought they couldn’t do more white trash than cheapie Vegas wedding but I was wrong, a bowling alley in Texas with bride who could give birth at any second tops it by quite a margin.

I’d also be shocked if it’s an actual legal marriage and not just a commitment ceremony (aka fake wedding).

Meigh is an epic retard if she demanded a wedding after this past week. The only plus point she had was she could at least just leave Ralph without having to go through a divorce.

How many people are going to show up at Ralph’s big bowling and wedding Dox event? Anyone that goes has to worry about Ralph informing their school/work they are white nationalists if they hurt his feelings. I’ll be shocked if Ralph can get six ppl to show up, but I guess that’s six more ppl than would show up to a wedding in Richmond.

 

[The Wokest]

I always thought Zidan was a guy with incredible foresight.
Turns out it was more of a "this guy is never gonna pay me" type of thing.
Still very smart! Smarter than Gator.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Like Dog the Bounty Hunter he can't own a gun, so he'll have to shoot people with pepper balls.

My God, South Park did it again. Ralph the Bounty Hunter is just Cartman the Hall Monitor.....

 

[Least Concern]

I too cant help but feel there was a mischievous ulterior motive. I dont care. It was funny. But lots of people do gaming and anime streams. Flam is a sperg and Gator is a turbo-sperg. I didnt even bother watching either of those streams. To anyone that did: would they even be entertaining to someone that doesnt sperg over obscure anime and guilty gear (or whatever)?

I've watched Flam on and off both before and after Ralph's latest blow-up. Right before this whole thing he was starting to make a name for himself covering drama in the vtuber community. I think that's something that he could develop into a very comfortable niche if he keeps working at it.

I haven't watched any of Gator's solo stuff. It seems like he mostly wants to focus on anime, which I don't care about enough to want to listen to podcasts about it.

It feels weird to say but jail might honestly be the best thing for him.
He wouldn't have as much access to drugs or alcohol. He'd probably lose some weight. He'd couldn't get himself in as much trouble legally.
I think there are certain people that need to be in jail not just for societies sake but their own.

A reminder that this is what he looked like when he got arrested before his eight-month jail stay for punching a cop:



And this is what he looked like after:



He looks so much younger and thinner, doesn't he? I don't think I hate him so much to wish another jail stay on him yet but I do think it would do at least his physical health a world of good.

 

[Jack Awful]

Once the superchat donations starts to dry up I'm really hoping Ralph decides to be a part time Bounty Hunter to pay the bills.

The obnoxious text permanently obstructing the bottom right of his board will finally have relevance.