Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.8%
  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,302 53.8%
  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 517 21.4%

  • Total voters
    2,418
The best thing ralph could do is disappear from the internet for a few months, quit drinking, and stop being so fat.

regardless of what people say the internet is able to get over almost anything, as we can see from all the pro-jarbo stuff and that there are people who like kraut now. But there needs to be some distance between things.
He can’t afford to get off the internet. Ralph literally has to beg for $200 in super chats a day, five days a week or he’s fucked. Ralph has no other way to support himself other than drunkenly humiliating himself online and begging.

He probably needs to get a vest like DSP tbh. Or maybe show the Gunt any day that breaks $300 would surely get the alog super chats to pour in.
 
He can’t afford to get off the internet. Ralph literally has to beg for $200 in super chats a day, five days a week or he’s fucked. Ralph has no other way to support himself other than drunkenly humiliating himself online and begging.

He probably needs to get a vest like DSP tbh. Or maybe show the Gunt any day that breaks $300 would surely get the alog super chats to pour in.
did he just completely blow all of the money he made off his big streams back in the day? easy come easy go i guess.
 
He can’t afford to get off the internet. Ralph literally has to beg for $200 in super chats a day, five days a week or he’s fucked. Ralph has no other way to support himself other than drunkenly humiliating himself online and begging.

He probably needs to get a vest like DSP tbh. Or maybe show the Gunt any day that breaks $300 would surely get the alog super chats to pour in.
With how he humiliates himself daily for even that I almost expect that he is going to emulate Shoenice at some point and start drinking Ethanol straight up for a few more dollars.
 
You don't even have to assume humility, compassion, or love ... that script works even if Ralph is still a massive ragepig. It just becomes another vehicle to (try to) dab on Jim. However, it would require forethought and intellect on the ragepiggy's part and he has neither
Ralph has has none of the above traits, I concur. Ralph is an obscene ragepig and continues to double and triple down on bad bets, to my amusement, but as I was watching Ethan get taken apart by Gentle Gym, I was contemplating how Ralph could possibly come out of that battle with any dignity. Not that he'd ever do it, but a theoretical path towards how he could. I did not convey my notion well, and I'll embrace my autism.
 
He can’t afford to get off the internet. Ralph literally has to beg for $200 in super chats a day, five days a week or he’s fucked. Ralph has no other way to support himself other than drunkenly humiliating himself online and begging.
Gunty loves the money he wants so much that he begs people continuously so that he begs himself to spend those donated money onto things he want to purchase. That's what the Ralphamale does after those delicious money donations! Of course, that's the main source of laughter. Just him being himself outside stream humiliating and embarass himself in front of the public, and on stream begging for more money for spendings.
He probably needs to get a vest like DSP tbh. Or maybe show the Gunt any day that breaks $300 would surely get the alog super chats to pour in.
His fucking gunt would still be visible even if he tried to hide it away when taking a photo. The pig would possibly love the super chat pouring in like a crowd, while shoving his dumb thoughts, theories and opinion on stream. As expected from the pig himself.
 
If Ethan really tries to go cold turkey off alcohol without being in a recovery program, we’re about to have corn coming out of our ears. He’ll be more belligerent and prone to rage than ever. Not to mention he could actually fucking die if he doesn’t do a medically supervised detox.

Can’t wait!
 
I'm not going to go through this thread, but was anyone else sad listening to Jim and Ralph go at each other? I mean Jim destroyed him, but still. I'm not a fan of Ralph, but I root for him. I don't want to see him destroyed. Honestly, I felt Jim even showed empathy.... when he wasn't destroying him. It was an adult trying to corral a child going through a tantrum. The other thing. Jim kind of made it clear he's dying. He produced some great content. It's all just kind of sad. They had some good times together. One of the greatest moments was the take down of Jarbo on the healstream. But I was happy for Matt. He got a bit of redemption. Got a bit of cash. Good for him.
 
If Ethan really tries to go cold turkey off alcohol without being in a recovery program, we’re about to have corn coming out of our ears. He’ll be more belligerent and prone to rage than ever. Not to mention he could actually fucking die if he doesn’t do a medically supervised detox.

Can’t wait!
>Gunt having delirium tremors
 
If Ethan really tries to go cold turkey off alcohol without being in a recovery program, we’re about to have corn coming out of our ears. He’ll be more belligerent and prone to rage than ever. Not to mention he could actually fucking die if he doesn’t do a medically supervised detox.

Can’t wait!
Would be funny if instead of killing him it just left him brain damaged so that he was still functional but randomly would start freaking out and shitting himself. Sort of like the current Ralph but more cartoonish.
 
did he just completely blow all of the money he made off his big streams back in the day? easy come easy go i guess.
Yes. Multiple cars and Vegas trips and $900 designer man purses, plus the cost to feed the gunt itself and all the multiple ongoing legal cases he has right now. And horse feed is expensive nowadays.
 
Ralph addresses the Saturday Stream, saying he was too drunk to argue his side, but he was justified and that a double standard is applied to him. He admits he may of been slightly wrong on a small amount of things, but it seems it is more for appearances sake. He also discusses heavily his drinking problem. Says his complete thoughts on the subject will be on his next livejournal post. While not in the below clip, a little later in the stream he concludes that his plan is to do 2 weeks of regular shows, but he says we'll see if he can stay to that plan, and that he hit the bong a bunch tonight, and that the liquor is still sweating out of his body.

Seek to about a 1:15 for the start, the first minute is topic transition.

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his audience has an unhealthy obsession witch mocking asian girls and jim for racemixing when theyve constantly talked about their yellow fever before and all their groyper animes. literally nothing about them not dripping with hypocrisy.

also lol at bitching people are telling guests that its against the shit they preach to support a sex offender scat porn starring bbc cuck porn paid sub faggot. you wanted this shit from your debut in gg on down to the present, you can get fucked and your freakshow of a family can live off of mantsus subway check.
If Ethan really tries to go cold turkey off alcohol without being in a recovery program, we’re about to have corn coming out of our ears. He’ll be more belligerent and prone to rage than ever. Not to mention he could actually fucking die if he doesn’t do a medically supervised detox.

Can’t wait!
If we believe him when he's said he's tried in the past then he must be a special kind of retard to think he can just do this
 
The Ralph vs. Metokur stream will from here on out be referred to as: The Hollercaust.
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It's a good question. Not only is Ralph a poor example of a decent white person, he, outside of his bluster, doesn't really seem to subscribe to WN ideals himself; he vibes along to rap music and married a Pakistani woman. I'm guessing these people are so hungry for a platform and a sympathetic ear that they'll play along with Ralph to get their message out despite the obvious downsides.


Sorry to be the guy, but corn is a grain, not a vegetable.
It’s because most of them are feds, and most of those feds are the same few agents on sock accounts.
 
I 100% think that Ralph was telling the truth when he says that he got a beating for shit talking.

Muggers tend to want to just take your shit, then make off with it asap. They don't tend to hand around to deliver a true smackdown beyond a couple of digs to stun/intimidate you into giving up the goods.

I think the bag was just taken as a trophy or as an opportunistic bonus. Maybe mouthing off about how they could never afford to buy their girlfriend such a beautiful purse inspired it.

Whatever, I don't believe for a second that this was just a random tourist-mugging. Whoever did this wanted to deliver a beatdown first and foremost, imho.
 
As someone who has family who are alcoholics the most likely course for Ralph going "cold turkey" is it last for maybe a day or two before he starts getting stressed or wants to reward himself for doing so well and drinks and instead of it just being a glass its an entire bottle.
Going cold turkey doesn't work unless you have someone whos willing to stand up and take the booze away and stop you from buying more.
I Also think this is the calm before the storm as bigger channels are probably editing together something if they want to truly capture the beauty that was the livestream. My money is that we will get a documentary vid from some youtuber
 
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