Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

I love how in the first five minutes Boba has his plan of setting up in a defensible position overridden by those cringey biker teenagers because they want to play hero and he just goes along with it like the bitch he is. It's bad enough that his asian sidekick is basically dictating his every move, but now a bunch of retarded teenagers are doing the same. How are you going to be a crime boss when literally nobody respects or fears you and constantly insults you including your own subordinates?
 
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Guys like Doomcock were nuts to think Grogu would choose Luke.
Yes, Grogu's story with Mando should be over. Yes, it makes no sense for Luke to give an infant a choice like this that would put the kid in great danger.

But Grogu merch is the only Star Wars toy that sells these days. There's no way Disney and Hasbro are going to kill their golden goose. Grogu will be back on The Mandalorian show even if it makes no logical sense.
 
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Wyzzerd said:
Imagine the legendary Luke Motherfucking Skywalker swoops in, tells you have magic powers, says he will train you to use a lightsaber, and then you will become a jedi!

Then you show up at his "temple" and it's just a hut made of rocks in the middle of nowhere.


I would turn to the dark side immediately.
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Reminds me of Cobra Kai
Basically, Danny re-opens the Miyagi-do cause Cobra Kai is back in town. 2 kids actually came to join in, but fucked off once Danny explains the training just being chores, in fact, that drives the said 2 kids to Cobra Kai.

Change Miyagi-do to Nu-Jedi Temple, & Cobra Kai with Sith. It's almost hilarious.
Migurdia said:
If anything came out of this show it's that Robert Rodriguez is a genuinely garbage director. Even fanboys who will eat up anything Disney shits out are noticing that whenever he's in charge of an episode it feels like a cheap CW show.
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Sex Cannon Lupa said:
I still can't believe he directed Desperado. It's like he got hit on the head and went retarded while making From Dusk Til Dawn
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I'd say some of his movies are good, but goddamn, his work on SW is shit. Utter garbage at times. But then again, I really want my 3rd Machete movie.
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It's even worse than the Tacticool SWAT roll, at least that had some substance to it.
 
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I cannot believe the man who made Desperado is the same person who directed this drivel. How hard do you have to work to fuck-up the spaghetti western staple that is the duel at high noon? Our MC is literally the Man with no name and our bad guy is literally Lee Van Cleef. We have reached the point in time where multi-millionaire hollywood producers/writers/directors, working for a mutli-billion-dollar corporate juggernaut, are too inept to even properly r̶i̶p̶-̶o̶f̶f̶ pay homage to A Fisftull of Dollars.
 
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I can totally believe the Spy Kids guy made this.

Lame that they brought back Cad Bane just to immediately kill him off. All 30 seconds of him were the best parts of this whole series.

I thought some ideas for this series had potential, but it was just boring and done poorly. At the end when Cad phrased things like "Trying to go straight, like your father." like hey, that sounds like a good Boba Fett story-- oh wait, is that what this show had been trying to be??? A show about scumbag Boba Fett trying to go straight like his father and be an honorable man could be good, but he seems like a stupid pussy from start to finish in this and Mandalorian.
 
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Well... at least Bob Fatt wasn't a useless cuck during the finale of his own show and even actually fired his blaster finally. The fight against the robot scorpions went on way too long and felt like it comprised 2/3rds of the entire episode, though I'm sure the spectacle of it was enough to make most of the audience rate the episode 10/10. Space Raylan isn't dead, so I guess that's a plus.

It's mind boggling how badly paced, structured, and written in general this show was.
 
Kup said:
THEY DID IT GUYS! OMG, THEY KILLED AN OC!
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STUNNING AND BRAVE.
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The Valeyard said:
They’re still going to show up everywhere in media set before Blorba Fatt.
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Reminder that Filoni has had his favorite characters survive much worse with very little or bullshit explanations, and has resurrected his most favorite one like three times already.
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He'll likely bring back the smurf as a full cyborg next time.
 
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Tor Lugosi said:
Well... at least Bob Fatt wasn't a useless cuck during the finale of his own show and even actually fired his blaster finally. The fight against the robot scorpions went on way too long and felt like it comprised 2/3rds of the entire episode, though I'm sure the spectacle of it was enough to make most of the audience rate the episode 10/10. Space Raylan isn't dead, so I guess that's a plus.

It's mind boggling how badly paced, structured, and written in general this show was.
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I liked Boba and Din's last stand and the latter's reunion with Grogu, those were the highlights of the episode to me. I knew things were going to be iffy when they took ten minutes to get going and just stood around talking instead of coming out blasting. If you compare how this episode was shot and paced to the Mando finales, it's like night and day. The tension just wasn't there for the most part.
 
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Chilson said:
Reminder to everyone sucking Filoni's dick.

He fucking loved TLJ and thought Luke was portrayed well. That is all you need to know in order to gauge how awful Filoni is as a showrunner/producer/director/writer.
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Filonicucks deserve nothing but ridicule.

Clone Wars is an overrated high budget kids show, Rebels is shit, and his work on D+ produced a grand total of maybe 3,5 good episodes over the course of 3 seasons. John Favreau is an even bigger fucking hack, dude can't write for shit, I'm convinced Iron Man 1 being good was a complete accident. By this point these niggas are like battered housewifes saying "It's not so bad when hes not drunk, they'll turn it around you'll see, Star Wars is in good hands...". Between this crap they're streaming and twitter land High Republic this franchise is better off dead.
 
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I have to say I was a bit pleasantly surprised that Boba actually took down Cad Bane by himself. When Bane was about to kill him telling him this is why you shouldn't rely on anyone but yourself I was sure it was going to lead to some incredibly hackneyed moment of Ming na Wen or the cringe mods or even Mando saving him at the last moment to prove the power of friendship and fully cuckolding Boba Fett forever. Everything else about that last fight was totally retarded with the Scorpeneks (nice obscure little EU memberberry there at least Filoni) missing every shot they took, being completely unable to shoot through some packed mud, that whole rancor sequence with them just dragging on and on. Was Robert Rodriguez always this awful at directing action scenes? I've only ever seen Spy Kids by him so it's not like this is some jarring disconnect from that.
 
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