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[aquariumwater]

Just linking this here bc I know at some point someone mentioned that MTF troons are only horny for their mpreg fetishes, not actually interested in being parents. Unfortunately, there is no end to what the lengths these men will go to satisfy their "mommy" fetish.
Case in point:

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Of course, he calls his boyfriend of 3 years his "wife" though (per his own tweet) they aren't married. Good news is that the boyfriend just chopped his cock so they have an amhole to care for instead of a baby. For now.

 

[Gen Yawp]

I just came accross this on reddit :

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At first I was like "okay, a dude is wearing a skirt and he wants to be hype with the youngin's, sure. On r/witchesvspatriarchy I was expecting him to get roasted and be asked who did the dishes in his marriage, but...

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Nope, they are all sucking his old wrinkled dick.

But it gets better !

Spoiler: Non grampanary has gynecomastia and loves his tits and his moustache! (NSFW)

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He was a cis guy four months ago but has since then come out as nonbinary, and he's probably going to be a transbian in about five minutes from now.

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also this poor fitter. They don't get paid enough. Imagine having to help him shove all his saggy skin into his bra cups.

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Haha, that retard thinks he’s a 38DDD. Based on the measurements he gave, he’s more like a *44A. No wonder the 38s didn’t fit. Although later he claims he is 38D. Poor Dillard’s employee who had to wait on this old degenerate.

*Of course, the concept of him having a bra size is ridiculous, but it’s funny how often these pervs can’t understand how to measure sizes. No wonder the employee was throwing nonsense sizes his way. Get him to buy whatever, and get him out the door.

Edited 44AA to 44A. I’ll throw him that crumb since he might be a full inch different.


Reminds me of Frank Costanza in this Seinfeld episode.

 

[MetalParakeet]

Haha, that retard thinks he’s a 38DDD. Based on the measurements he gave, he’s more like a 44AA. No wonder the 38s didn’t fit. Although later he claims he is 38D. Poor Dillard’s employee who had to wait on this old degenerate.

Reminds me of Frank Costanza in this Seinfeld episode.

Guys have a hilarious idea of how bras work.

I remember a dude asking about it and thought the bigger the number, the bigger the titties, so a petite woman with medium honkers would be like a 40E. I think he thought the ABCetc meant like a style because he asked me which letter I "preferred" for myself.

So this dude probably thinks a 38DDD is like porn star level

 

[chiobu]

 

[Miss Andree]

This argument is made all the time, I swear. "You don't actually care about women's sports because you aren't focusing on Larry Nassar. You should let males in like me because that's a real issue!"

Yeah you know feminists definitely didn’t say anything about Larry Nassar, it was hardly a blip on the news. And feminists neeeeever talk about the lack of respect female athletics gets. Lmao

this is embarrassing. He just admitted that he only listens to women when they are talking about him.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

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So munchie then. Got it.

Why aren't more troons munchies? In one sense they are, this whole thing is about getting attention from people including the medical community, but I'm talking about like the cows like in the Beauty Parlor.

 

[Ona Quest]

 

[Colonel Gaddafi]

Wanting to fuck teenagers and kids is a male trait.

Wanting to fuck teenager’s is a normal biological thing because adolescents are the most fertile statistically. Just because there’s a lizard brain drive to do something doesn’t make it ethical in any capacity. You know what’s both unnatural and unethical? Grooming children into cutting off their genitals for your fetish.

That being said if you truly believe all men want to fuck kids, literal prepubescent children, then you have a screw or two loose. The normal reaction to pedophiles is to want to castrate them, irregardless of your gender.

I mean it has been pretty normalized between adult men and girls too, just nowadays people have started to talk about that it is actually creepy. When I was a teenager it was considered normal for 13-year-old girls to have 20something boyfriends, for middle school girls getting rides from 18-year-old guys on the evenings and then those guys would fuck the girls in their cars after they've given the girls alcohol. Many of my friends were groomed online, I remember one of my classmates dating some 23 year old guy in middle school and her mother having no problem with it.

Where the fuck do you live that this is normalized? Growing up in a Muslim country was less rape-y than this.

Why aren't more troons munchies? In one sense they are, this whole thing is about getting attention from people including the medical community, but I'm talking about like the cows like in the Beauty Parlor.

No troon horror I’ve seen yet comes close to Kelly and her rotting legs, close, but no cigar. That being said I hope that there are more studies in the future that investigate this, because from the outside looking in I see a lot of overlap in emotional currency.

 

[Lazy Printer]

Where the fuck do you live that this is normalized? Growing up in a Muslim country was less rape-y than this.

idk, Brazil or Colombia? or America? any country actually.

 

[Hepativore]

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Jesus Christ, do these Tumblrinas pull a new descriptor out of their asses every week?

 

[soggy london]

r/MTFSelfieTrain image dump!

Before we get into it, let’s play a game

Spot the troon:

Very challenging, I know.

Alright, cringe comp time:

Spoiler: brave and stunning

Stop staring at me with them big ol’ (psycho) eyes:


Hilarious typo:


Based Terves:


The “grooming” sign in the back


This has to be a joke…


One of the twins from Alice in Wonderland:


Troons - 0
Installing Wigs - 9273 and counting


Went from monster-drinking-dudebro to crackhead:


Grown ass man asking for headpats:


Hats off to faceapp for giving these loons extremely unrealistic and impossible expectations the inevitable disappointment promises so much milk

It’s never gonna happen buddy!

Oh man…

 

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I’d love to see a campaign of blatant cis appropriation of all this garbage verbiage. Like, I want to be Sportsfluid, where I sometimes root for one team but prefer better winning teams sometimes. Or maybe lawn dysphoria where I wish I could mow my neighbor’s lawn instead of the one I have.

Basically anything that would be a terrible grandpa Reader’s Digest joke but to discredit the ridiculous trans newspeak.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

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Is this a joke? Just an obscure Tumblr thing, or is this this something that TRAs are actually going to adopt. Once again, it becomes impossible to tell.

 

[Chandelier]

Dr. Gallagher called. She wants more 13 year olds.

https://queeranarchistkristophgavin...0/myfaveisnormal-occamshipper-headspace-hotel
Origins.

Genital mutilation is wrong.

If it's on a group that legitimately has those issues. But it's fine with otherwise normal boys and girls get butchered for your gender cult.

They LOVE using intersex people as a prop.

 

[The Grimace]

Dr. Gallagher called. She wants more 13 year olds.

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Origins.

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Genital mutilation is wrong.

If it's on a group that legitimately has those issues. But it's fine with otherwise normal boys and girls get butchered for your gender cult.

They LOVE using intersex people as a prop.

I'm pretty sure people born with intersex genitals will have them just get worse later in life if it's not corrected early. I imagine it's parts not meant to be together clashing and potentially causing infections or something.

 

[Mr Pancakes]

Now y'all probably heard this:

But the troons are now trying different tactics to sidestep the shit and backlash they themselves have caused. Click spoiler for the story so far.

Spoiler: Wont someone think of the poor innocent TWAANNNS PPL!

That tweet above has been deleted along with several others from troons after a huge pile on of people which is leading other troons to say this was all made up by the evil TERFS running all the press outlets for this story

And accusations this is the evil TERFS doing

But now they are trying to change tactics because they are getting piled on. First-by concern trolling

And now thats not working they are switching to trying to call her racist or mimicing other people (well, lets be honest troons would know all about this although few are sucessful at it)

And then finally, of course, trying to relate and somehow link the deaths of young trans people on adele herself

Absolutely pathetic. But you know what?

I'm looking forward to the fallout of all this especially as its shown how cowardly these troons are when they go after someone who hasnt said anything wrong (i mean, neither did jk but she was too on the nose with it) I hope this blows up into a huge shitshow kek

 

[chiobu]

Jesus Christ, do these Tumblrinas pull a new descriptor out of their asses every week?

I’d love to see a campaign of blatant cis appropriation of all this garbage verbiage. Like, I want to be Sportsfluid, where I sometimes root for one team but prefer better winning teams sometimes. Or maybe lawn dysphoria where I wish I could mow my neighbor’s lawn instead of the one I have.

Basically anything that would be a terrible grandpa Reader’s Digest joke but to discredit the ridiculous trans newspeak.

Is this a joke? Just an obscure Tumblr thing, or is this this something that TRAs are actually going to adopt. Once again, it becomes impossible to tell.

Who really knows anymore? The people commenting in the LGBTA wiki sound serious though

https://lgbta.fandom.com/wiki/Gastrogender#:~:text=comment%20about%20Gastrogender-,11%20comments,-Outer%20spec

https://lgbta.fandom.com/wiki/Energydrinkgender#:~:text=comment%20about%20Energydrinkgender-,10%20comments,-Spam.MP4

In all honestly dumb neopronouns are probably a nothingburger compared to the kinds of degeneracy we see in this thread lol

 

[PaladinBoo]

Now y'all probably heard this:

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But the troons are now trying different tactics to sidestep the shit and backlash they themselves have caused. Click spoiler for the story so far.

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Spoiler: Wont someone think of the poor innocent TWAANNNS PPL!

That tweet above has been deleted along with several others from troons after a huge pile on of people which is leading other troons to say this was all made up by the evil TERFS running all the press outlets for this story


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And accusations this is the evil TERFS doing

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But now they are trying to change tactics because they are getting piled on. First-by concern trolling

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And now thats not working they are switching to trying to call her racist or mimicing other people (well, lets be honest troons would know all about this although few are sucessful at it)

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And then finally, of course, trying to relate and somehow link the deaths of young trans people on adele herself


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Absolutely pathetic. But you know what?

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I'm looking forward to the fallout of all this especially as its shown how cowardly these troons are when they go after someone who hasnt said anything wrong (i mean, neither did jk but she was too on the nose with it) I hope this blows up into a huge shitshow kek

I love when troons go for the "You are a RACIST!" attack whenever a real woman proves them wrong or refuses to entertain their delusions.

 

[unctuous mouthfeel]

Exactly how common are intersex people? It feels like it must be a vanishingly small percentage of humanity but the way these creeps talk about it you'd think every other person you pass on the street has Schroedinger's crotch.
It seems a little like saying the default state for humans isn't bipedal because some people are born without legs.

 

[Colonel Gaddafi]

Now y'all probably heard this:

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But the troons are now trying different tactics to sidestep the shit and backlash they themselves have caused. Click spoiler for the story so far.

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Spoiler: Wont someone think of the poor innocent TWAANNNS PPL!

That tweet above has been deleted along with several others from troons after a huge pile on of people which is leading other troons to say this was all made up by the evil TERFS running all the press outlets for this story


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And accusations this is the evil TERFS doing

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But now they are trying to change tactics because they are getting piled on. First-by concern trolling

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And now thats not working they are switching to trying to call her racist or mimicing other people (well, lets be honest troons would know all about this although few are sucessful at it)

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And then finally, of course, trying to relate and somehow link the deaths of young trans people on adele herself


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Absolutely pathetic. But you know what?

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I'm looking forward to the fallout of all this especially as its shown how cowardly these troons are when they go after someone who hasnt said anything wrong (i mean, neither did jk but she was too on the nose with it) I hope this blows up into a huge shitshow kek

God for-fucking-bid a woman actually be proud of her womanhood lest she offend a bunch of AGPs who will proceed to suicide bait.

The irony of the ‘racist’ angle is that minorities in the UK are much more likely to harass troons due to their religious views.

Ah, speaking of London, I did spot some troons in the wild a few months back...

Spoiler

Remember, this is who’s calling you a TERF online.