"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Positron]

Phil is nothing if not a government bootlicker:

I grant that Phil seems to know what a petit bourgeoisie is, which puts him above the likes of MovieBob.



He cares about the greater good of society too:


And of course "the greater good of society" involves Fuck Da Popo.



Biden is a puppet, but it is ridiculous to blame your impending homelessness on him.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

How many of the people Phil follows are ChiCom agents, I wonder?

 

[The Dude]

Phil is nothing if not a government bootlicker:
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I grant that Phil seems to know what a petit bourgeoisie is, which puts him above the likes of MovieBob.

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He cares about the greater good of society too:
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And of course "the greater good of society" involves Fuck Da Popo.
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Biden is a puppet, but it is ridiculous to blame your impending homelessness on him.

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Pretty sure that most people are sick of these ineffective mask mandates and being told what to do by power drunk Democrats. Seems to only be people who are further Left on the political spectrum who support having their lives controlled by tyrants. Phil likes bending over to receive Daddy Government's dick dry and hard. Maybe he's afraid that if he doesn't lick the boot of authority like a good little subject that they'll revoke his Section 8 housing and take away his TardBux?

And you've gotta laugh at how many of these pathetic tankie tards are so fucking ignorant that they say that the genocide going on in China is fake, despite all the world governments that have verified it, the whistle-blowers who escaped to the West, the satellite photos of the concentration camps, the proven organ harvesting...I guess since Phil was born too late to be a real Nazi that he wants to be the closest thing available today. Joke's on Phil, both the Nazis and Communist Chinks would put him to death for being mentally handicapped and a worthless drain on society.

 

[AnOminous]

Only so no one has to look at his piggy tard face. Not for any such bullshit as the Wu Flu.

You're more likely to get sick looking at potatoface than to get the coof from him anyway.

 

[Ophelia]

There are real life fascists carrying out a real life genocide and Phil comes down on their side. Of course.

Does he forget that he needs those mean ol’ truckers to bring him his pizza and toys?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Pretty sure that most people are sick of these ineffective mask mandates and being told what to do by power drunk Democrats. Seems to only be people who are further Left on the political spectrum who support having their lives controlled by tyrants. Phil likes bending over to receive Daddy Government's dick dry and hard. Maybe he's afraid that if he doesn't lick the boot of authority like a good little subject that they'll revoke his Section 8 housing and take away his TardBux?

Phil’s only going with the maskers because that’s what’s fashionable in the circles he’s currently mooching off. He has no beliefs of his own, and I guarantee he has a minimal understanding of the issues at best.

 

[Ophelia]

Phil’s only going with the maskers because that’s what’s fashionable in the circles he’s currently mooching off. He has no beliefs of his own, and I guarantee he has a minimal understanding of the issues at best.

And he loves the idea of assaulting someone because they’re not wearing one. Not that he has enough courage to do anything, but the idea makes him all tingly.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

You're more likely to get sick looking at potatoface than to get the coof from him anyway.

Or get lice. Or pinworms, if you were dumb enough to let him handle your food.

There are real life fascists carrying out a real life genocide and Phil comes down on their side. Of course.

Does he forget that he needs those mean ol’ truckers to bring him his pizza and toys?

He can't forget what he never knew.

 

[AnOminous]

Does he forget that he needs those mean ol’ truckers to bring him his pizza and toys?

He wants those truckers to run a convoy on his fat ass.

 

[JY's Tampon]

We know Phil is terrified of people so where is he using all this pepper spray?

Tard bux is not getting paid.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

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So he named himself after a flower that looks like a festering asshole? Seems legit.

Fun fact: the Rafflesia flower makes the stench of rotting meat, which attracts flies as pollinators.

It probably reminded Phil of his own stench.

Phil the public health specialist. Oregon has one of the strictest masks mandates, including while outdoors and the numbers keep rising.
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He wants to keep the mask because it hides the derp in his mouth.

If that's the case, then he's doing a pretty damn good job at making far-leftists look retarded.

That's really not that difficult to do.

 

[Ophelia]

We know Phil is terrified of people so where is he using all this pepper spray?
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Tard bux is not getting paid.

I’m imagining him trying to use it to season food.

 

[Adamska]

We know Phil is terrified of people so where is he using all this pepper spray?
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Tard bux is not getting paid.

He's either hoarding it due to it being one of the only actual weapons he can buy and those always made him feel powerful, or he's just "practicing" by spraying his own walls and elsewhere in the apartment.

 

[Alex Krycek]

I doubt he’s buying it at all. I mean he might have a bottle or two or three even but it’s probably that cheap shit. Not to say that stuff doesn’t hurt when it’s used but the majority of his tardbux is still going towards his apartment and food. He buys some edgy clothes here and there too. I don’t see much being left over for pepper spray he probably won’t ever use. Doesn’t look as edgy as having a knife either.

 

[Ophelia]

He's either hoarding it due to it being one of the only actual weapons he can buy and those always made him feel powerful, or he's just "practicing" by spraying his own walls and elsewhere in the apartment.

Or he’s lying.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

We know Phil is terrified of people so where is he using all this pepper spray?
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Tard bux is not getting paid.

He’s going to be disappointed. I imagine people avoid breathing around him wherever possible.

 

[Cybertonia]

We know Phil is terrified of people so where is he using all this pepper spray?
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Tard bux is not getting paid.

I bet he sprayed one of his plushies with it in a tardrage

 

[The Dude]

We know Phil is terrified of people so where is he using all this pepper spray?
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Tard bux is not getting paid.

NGL, I just had the mental image of Phil on one of the rare occasions that Phil actually goes bumblefucking around in public, some random person several feet away clearing their throat and it setting Phil off in an embarrassing Autism tantrum with Phil screaming "DON'T BREATH YOUR COVID ON ME YOU NAZI!" as he waddles his fat ass back to his apartment, crying. Because we all know that's what Phil really means when he tries to talk tough by saying something like "They better not breath on me, because I will defend myself!" Having a giant mongo meltdown and running away like a bitch is a kind of self defense, I guess.

 

[Old Fart]

So he named himself after a flower that looks like a festering asshole? Seems legit.

I think that was Positron's cheeky sense of humour.

 

[JY's Tampon]

How many bags does Phil have?

It will probably just go to tard trinkets.