Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Aunt Myrna]

"I don't know what they mean by soft-ball."

10 points to whoever said they would put the frosting on hot. Shit was still boiling.

 

[TheLazyMan]

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[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

Tammy Jr in 6 years:

Spoiler

Also, that poor kid will be stuffed into lockers for the next decade

 

[the khat quaffer]

It's him bragging that he carries around a water bottle so he can periodically sip from it in order to avoid wearing a mask (since you can remove them for eating and drinking). He did the same thing with slowly eating peanuts on his flight to Vegas.

What a poser. Just don't wear a mask, fuck the water bottle or snack. Either be about it or don't, Junya.

I 've only watched the first 30 seconds, but I am blown away at how much he is slurring. I think Jack is going to die before 2023.

Some thoughts

1)


^Look at that fucking shrimp risotto dish. Look how tiny the portion is compared to the bowl it got served in. You could literally spread the food inside it on a cracker and eat it in one gulp - there's nothing wrong with that in and of itself, but they had to bring it in a comically oversized bowl as if to say 'fuck you richer.' I don't understand rich people food.

2) "it's pronounced gabballama..dingdong" okay you wonderbread wop.

3) I'm quite sure he samples the meatball with his tongue for about 1.2 seconds here before shoving it into his maw right here.



The horror. The horror.

4) The stroke mouth is really bad. DSP, this is where you're headed if you don't change your ways!

Also, there are multiple times when he talks with food in his mouth.

5) It seems... actually... somewhat presentable, for once. (Other than that failed abortion of an intro jingle and the child-like report card graphic he uses.) I don't know, there's some stock Italian sounding music he plays while swiping through...reasonably well lit photos of food, the fact that he's not wearing a fucking "Jesus is my homeboy" beanie, it seems like he for once put effort in a video. I dunno why he feels like he became such good friends with so many people there. Waiters/servers are supposed to be nice, more so because they just opened. Plus it seems like both he and Tammy are going out of the way to be extra personable and nice to each other. Did someone tell them to be on their best behavior?

He's not bitching about anything, he's mentioning positive qualities of the food, he only briefly mentioned the lack of pricing on their online menu, I don't know. This feels like it's bizarro Jack. Well, either that or he is really dialing it in because it's not a BBQ slophouse so he thinks he's supposed to like it.

I give this video a solid B-.

Spoiler: bonus

 

[ZipDisk]

Wow, they really dressed up for the place.
I'm wondering if the restaurant comped them. I really, really hope not.

Tammy was especially shitty this outing. Guess the glee of getting charged 50 cents per american cheese slice wore off.

Talkin shit on the Hendersonites. All they know is Meat 3's!

NEW YAWK

 

[Lenzperkins]

You uncultured fuck.

That's not how it's pronounced. It's capicola. Drop the A for the "American Italian" pronunciation.

Gabagool is slang.

Gabbagall is none of the above.

Coming from the fat fuck who has no clue what "nooky" (gnocchi) is.

Edit:
He say calamari... if you going to based it off NY Italian vernacular, it's galamad you fat fuck.

 

[semitooth]

"I don't know what they mean by soft-ball."
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10 points to whoever said they would put the frosting on hot. Shit was still boiling.

that looks absolutely no where near what the recipe he posted looked like. literally just looks like he stacked a bunch of pancakes on top of each other

 

[abobe]

Archive (720p):
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At least wear a shirt with buttons and a collar and not a Nike tee with a fucking puffy jacket. I have a feeling he was wearing a mesh gym shorts too just in case he had to use the restroom. Since Mommy wife can't go into the men's room and button his pants.

Tammy and Jack deserve each other. Using her finger to scoot the food on on to her fork, then licking her thumb.

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

"I don't know what they mean by soft-ball."
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10 points to whoever said they would put the frosting on hot. Shit was still boiling.

Jack really has a talent for fucking up frosting. It always looks so separated (am I using the right term? Broken maybe?) and gross.

 

[Buck Mullet]

Lol at end of the layered cake video his dead arm kind of rocks back and forth a little as it dangles, one of those subtle things that once you see you can't unsee.

 

[AnOminous]

It’s okay ‘cause Jesus has his back…..lol

Sort of like how Jesus magically restored his arm.

 

[Neko GF]

Archive (720p):

 

[Charlie Delicious]

I think these images should be sold as NFTs to raise money for KF

Edit:

Nice NIKE shirt at the nice restaurant, Jack.


Also it's not potato with the sea bass. I guarentee it's parsnip. Idiot

 

[rubytintedchix]

Did mushbrain also pronounce Guanciale as “GUNCHILLI” LOL and right after, he caresses his cheek and daintily covers his mouth like a sissy little faggot. Fatty is absolutely blown away by a proper restaurant because it’s something that’s not chain slop for once.

Big T licking her thumb like an uncultured swine and both of them waving the fucking phone around with the flash on is peak suburban white trash.

Gunt Chili? Sounds delicious.

I don’t think anyone has pointed this out yet, but I’m just coming up for air. I think we have reached the bottom of the barrel folks.

The two videos released today where created last week. This isn’t normal Jack behavior. Jack holds videos for weeks for reasons known only to himself. It seems irregular to have content filmed and released in the same week for him. I think this man is out of ideas creatively.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Did fatfuck delete the facebook post about walking out of the restaurant? I can't find it now. I noticed in the video he tries to make it sound like it's the first time they've set foot in the place. Or was that post supposed to be a "threat" and not something that actually happened?

 

[ZipDisk]

I feel like the yelp slap might have spooked him.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Olive garden is consistently mediocre. You can get the same shit every time, every location.
Aspies like things "just so".

[OBJ] 25-24.

That's the biggest selling point of any chain restaurant. You get a consistent product no matter where you go.

The fact that he'd like Olive Garden when claiming to be Italian shows what a poseur he is.

Putting ads on a table is the tackiest shit you can possibly do. But Jack fucking loves chain restaurants, and those places can't stop letting you know about every promotion you can stuff you face with.

So is putting pictures in your menu but Fatty's all about those.

Did he have another stroke? This made no sense. I know he’s a tard anti masker (you know Jesus protects him lol) but what does this mean View attachment 2978650

I think he's trying to imply that he's got his water bottle with him so he can't mask up because he can't drink otherwise? You know. He's being his normal assholish passive aggressive self. Guy has no power in his life so he needs these small victories over fast food places to feel like a big man. I mean when your penis hasn't worked for the past 15 years you need something to make yourself feel like a big man.

That might explain his weight gain. That way he can literally throw his weight around.

You uncultured fuck.

That's not how it's pronounced. It's capicola. Drop the A for the "American Italian" pronunciation.

Gabagool is slang.

Gabbagall is none of the above.

Guy has watched too much Sopranos. Even the non-Italian I am know that what he said was closer to the Sicilian way of calling it. But even then it's not said in that way. Guy is a faker all the way.

Did mushbrain also pronounce Guanciale as “GUNCHILLI” LOL and right after, he caresses his cheek and daintily covers his mouth like a sissy little faggot. Fatty is absolutely blown away by a proper restaurant because it’s something that’s not chain slop for once.

When Olive Garden is your standard for "Italian" food, you'd be surprised by the actual flavors that real Italian gives you.

 

[ZipDisk]

He's a closeted AY-RAB, and pretends the dusky genes are NEW YAWK ITALIAN.

 

[Dead Air]

Gunt Chili? Sounds delicious.

I don’t think anyone has pointed this out yet, but I’m just coming up for air. I think we have reached the bottom of the barrel folks.

The two videos released today where created last week. This isn’t normal Jack behavior. Jack holds videos for weeks for reasons known only to himself. It seems irregular to have content filmed and released in the same week for him. I think this man is out of ideas creatively.

I think he rushed to get this review out because of the fake review someone posted with his name. There are still restaurants like Molipazzo from weeks ago he hasn't uploaded yet for whatever unknown reason.

Knowing how long it takes him to upload reviews most of the time, I wonder if once he finally kills over if Big T will continue uploading his reserve videos for a couple months for those sweet sweet YouTube pennies.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

So he gives Buffalo Wild Wings an A+ for their monstrosity of a burger but this place gets a mere A. Okay.