The Awful Fursuit Thread - Viewer beware, you're in for a scare!

Coelacanth said:
The worst thing about this costume isn't its horrifying appearance for me - it's the fact this guy constructed the suit from all the unwashed plushies he's fucked over the years. I absolutely believe that one guy who claimed the smell of this thing alone was enough to clear out entire rooms at cons.
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A lovely selection from Ebay.


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"Dog Fursuit" going for $195. Comes with detachable eyelids! To make up for the crooked muzzle, I presume.


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This doesn't come with a head- just the shitty thin "paws" and bulbous tail. But it does include that poor plush dinosaur staring at the severed limbs of his brethren. I'm just annoyed that they couldn't be fucked to buy green thread. This is $150 plus shipping.


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Here's an old Lavafox "cat." A hideous color palette if you can call it that, ugly, 2D, drawn-on eyes, paint in the fur around the nose(the pink is showing through on, by the way), and on top of all that it's secondhand- they're asking 450 dollars plus shipping for it.
Also what is going on with their walls?


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Here's this hot-pink bootleg which looks retarded, but would be nothing special if it weren't for the wearer in the listing images writhing around on the ground beside a plastic sheet, and what is presumably another bootleg fursuit bundled up beside them... Kind of ominous?


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And finally here's a terrifying "Long-billed Fur Bird" from the same shop, although the watermark is different.

I think I need to go take a shower after scrolling through these things.
 

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scrungly said:
A lovely selection from Ebay.


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"Dog Fursuit" going for $195. Comes with detachable eyelids! To make up for the crooked muzzle, I presume.


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This doesn't come with a head- just the shitty thin "paws" and bulbous tail. But it does include that poor plush dinosaur staring at the severed limbs of his brethren. I'm just annoyed that they couldn't be fucked to buy green thread. This is $150 plus shipping.


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Here's an old Lavafox "cat." A hideous color palette if you can call it that, ugly, 2D, drawn-on eyes, paint in the fur around the nose(the pink is showing through on, by the way), and on top of all that it's secondhand- they're asking 450 dollars plus shipping for it.
Also what is going on with their walls?


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Here's this hot-pink bootleg which looks retarded, but would be nothing special if it weren't for the wearer in the listing images writhing around on the ground beside a plastic sheet, and what is presumably another bootleg fursuit bundled up beside them... Kind of ominous?


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And finally here's a terrifying "Long-billed Fur Bird" from the same shop, although the watermark is different.

I think I need to go take a shower after scrolling through these things.
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I want the "Long-billed Fur Bird" to wear while standing under a street lamp in the middle of the night.
 
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scrungly said:
Even the "neck" is just a square of pink fabric hanging from below the chin.
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This picture does capture the only horror present, though. With the pink color, it's POV: your dog is about to choke on a maxi pad he fished out of the trash.

WHAT'S THAT IN YOUR MOUTH
DAMMIT BUDDY NOT AGAIN
 
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scrungly said:
The removable cutesy face to reveal a scary one would actually be really cool if done well! This just.. isn't. Why'd they give it hamster cheeks?? What is the color palette? Even the "neck" is just a square of pink fabric hanging from below the chin.
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"Hamster cheeks" are supposed to be fluffy side burns that most fursuits have for a fuller look. But most people also don't shave them like this maker has.
 
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Jimjamjollyjee said:
(Site is a bit fucked for me so can't spoiler :[ )
Children are finding short cuts for evething these days. Found someone trying to bypass making a base by modifying a children's dinosaur mask. I seriously wish dumbasses would stop using these fucking masks in fursuits.
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The seams are awful and any fursuit is pretty cringe but this is far from the worst of the Dino mask mods I've seen.
 
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Jimjamjollyjee said:
Awful fursuit suit is Awful, bonus points for being a pokemonfag at that. Though the caption, more specifically the retarded wording of it all. Comes off as trying to hard to be "uwu"
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Bonus points for being a "special" made-up color instead of the official standard or shiny colors. God forbid your self insert is an official color like everyone else.
 
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Jimjamjollyjee said:
If said self inserts DID have the official colours to the actual Pokemon, best believe they will have some dumbass obnoxious marking/tattoo/ect to set them apart.
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And it's usually always something like stripes or swirls. What surprises me is the lack of actual items from the games pokemon can hold that could be used to set a pokemon fursona apart from the others. I rarely ever see any that use something like a Choice Scarf or the Rocky Helmet - there are tons of pokemon that would work well visually with some of these things.
 
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Coelacanth said:
And it's usually always something like stripes or swirls. What surprises me is the lack of actual items from the games pokemon can hold that could be used to set a pokemon fursona apart from the others. I rarely ever see any that use something like a Choice Scarf or the Rocky Helmet - there are tons of pokemon that would work well visually with some of these things.
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Someone on Deviantart used to draw pictures/comics set in the fourth gen of Pokemon who did exactly that. Not all of them did, but there were a few, and it was pretty cool. It's a shame that people with Pokemon fursonas don't do this as well, it'd make them stand out a lot more than some extra special unofficial colors or "unique" markings/scars or whatever.
 
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MysticMisty said:
Bonus points for being a "special" made-up color instead of the official standard or shiny colors. God forbid your self insert is an official color like everyone else.
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If said self inserts DID have the official colours to the actual Pokemon, best believe they will have some dumbass obnoxious marking/tattoo/ect to set them apart. These autists can't pick a struggle.
MysticMisty said:
Someone on Deviantart used to draw pictures/comics set in the fourth gen of Pokemon who did exactly that. Not all of them did, but there were a few, and it was pretty cool. It's a shame that people with Pokemon fursonas don't do this as well, it'd make them stand out a lot more than some extra special unofficial colors or "unique" markings/scars or whatever.
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The usual culprit as always: The 'tism. Sometimes a nice mix of Narcissism and autism.
 
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