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[WogglebugLover]

I've decided to write and film the movie in which Wogglebug saves the Insect Kingdom and marries the Beetle Princess of it next. I just won't release it to DVD until it's time to in the order of the series. And I'll just upload it privately to Youtube and post it in on here to shatter your illusions of Wogglebug and Frogman being gay.

It will take a while though as I have to hire a few 3D artists to make a few specific models such as the Beetle Princess's father, King Goliathus. And I may or may not need my co-writer for the script and he is extraordinary busy at the moment. And Patrick is slow at recording his lines due to the fact he works hard at a full-time job he has outside of voice acting. But it will be done I promise.

 

[Spastic Cologne]

I'm afraid you're dead wrong once again.

YouTube just isn't especially good at captions.

Because the line in the script reads: "to look doltish in my suit if Jorge Frogman is indeed as highly intelligent."

Jorge is the Frogman's name. And while I have it pronounced as George, Patrick pronounced it in the Spanish way was what happened.

The Wogglebug will indeed be marrying the Beetle Princess after he saves her and the whole Insect Kingdom. And I wish I could be making that movie next. But it has to take place at least after Professor Knowitall dies and that has to take place after a few more movies.

That's just your unofficial headcanon @WogglebugLover
Everyone already knows they are destined to be together as openly loving husband and husband (not that there's anything wrong with that) even if you haven't realized it yet.

You should definitely get voice guy 2.0 to tearfully duet this fabulous classic anthem with your gay Frogman at Professor Knowitall's wake in his memory.
" Frogman, there's no need to feel down!"
You can have the entire surviving cast join in, eventually climaxing into dance in solidarity emphasizing your beautifully progressive message.

Spoiler: Credits roll...

Have a poll! Give the audience what they want! You know it's right!
Free Frogglebug from the prison that is the closet that you have needlessly trapped them in much like Dorothy in the Witch's castle in your much maligned Oz.

 

[WogglebugLover]

Have a poll! Give the audience what they want! You know it's right!

I won't do it. My mind is officially made up about NOT having them be gay and making the Beetle Princess movie. No matter how many people would be disappointed. My true fans will only support whatever I do besides.

 

[Miss Misery]

Invite her to...?

(Insert scary vampire tits mommy's next line here)

 

[Puddleduck]

Cynth, I know you won't listen to story or scripting ideas, but just consider this - Change the camera angles more often. A static camera just looking at everyone for minutes at a time is boring. Change angle with every sentence.

Just try it!

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Invite her to...?

(Insert scary vampire tits mommy's next line here)

Woggy and Froggy's wedding!!

 

[Spastic Cologne]

I have a serious hypothetical for you @WogglebugLover
Say your movies were not in fact your own, hypothetically of course, and were made by some random person, and say everything in them were to remain exactly the same as we sere it from your mind to screen, the animation, the story, the characters and the setting, say it is literally identical, bar the Wogglebug himself.
He was replaced instead by a character lets say the Ticklebird, he acts, sounds, talks and his motives are identical to that of the bug's but he doesn't share his name or any physical resemblance to him whatsoever.

Spoiler: Lets say hypothetically this is Senor G.G Ticklebird V.L

Genetically Grown Very Learned

Would you still watch? If so why and if not why not? Say you just so happened to pick up a copy out of curiosity from your local Walmart.
Without Mr. Wogglebug would your/their work still be of any interest to you (or anyone for that matter) and would the franchise still have any merit minus Mr. H. M. WoggleBug, T.E as portrayed as a bug with that name?
And would It still hold any special significants to you just based on mere aesthetics and title alone?
In your personal true and honest opinion of course.
Genuinely curious.

 

[UselessPieceOfShit]

@WogglebugLover , can you at least make Frogman gay? He is a friend of Wogglebug and their relationship is platonical, but he is still gay. Can you create a boyfriend for him? LGBTQ representation is all the rage this days, your movie would have more coverage for including gay characters.

Your movies are suspiciously straight. What, you hate gay people?

 

[WogglebugLover]

@WogglebugLover , can you at least make Frogman gay? He is a friend of Wogglebug and their relationship is platonical, but he is still gay. Can you create a boyfriend for him? LGBTQ representation is all the rage this days, your movie would have more coverage for including gay characters.

Your movies are suspiciously straight. What, you hate gay people?

No, I don't hate gay people. I support gay marriage all the way. BUT I will NOT make Wogglebug and, OR Frogman gay. I decided to have Frogman mention in the Beetle Princess movie he would like to have "a lady frog."

 

[Shakashuri Blowdown]

No, I don't hate gay people. I support gay marriage all the way. BUT I will NOT make Wogglebug and, OR Frogman gay. I decided to have Frogman mention in the Beetle Princess movie he would like to have "a lady frog."

It's 2022 sweaty. If it's not in your movie you obviously don't support it. More and more vulnerable LGBT children need positive rolemodels in their entertainment just like everyone else. Have you not seen a movie in the last 5 years? You're expected to include as many minorities as possible in your work in order for it to be successful, I mean you claim you want to adapt Wogglebug for today's youth, well that's what the kids want dammit! If you're not going to make the Frogman gay at the very least make Sylvie trans. I'm sure this is why your films aren't reaching a larger audience. Bigot.

 

[UselessPieceOfShit]

No, I don't hate gay people. I support gay marriage all the way. BUT I will NOT make Wogglebug and, OR Frogman gay. I decided to have Frogman mention in the Beetle Princess movie he would like to have "a lady frog."

I don't know... Your response sounds low-key homophobic. "I'm not homophobic, but..." or "I'm not racist, but...". In your case it's "I'm not homophobic, but... I will not make any of my main characters gay, because I think it's wrong". Well, Cynthia, I hope no one will find out about your view on gay people. In our times you might be cancelled because of it.

Oh, and if you will say 'but I don't hate gays! I support gay marriage!". Well, you might say a lot of things. But people will judge you by your actions. And what you did for LGBTQ awareness? Right, nothing!

Your best chance is to pander to small demographic of fundamental Christians. No normal parent would want to show your work to their children.

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

The Wogglebug is a homosexual male. He enjoys big muscles, broad shoulders, a penis, and especially the balls. When he sees a naked woman, nothing stirs within him. ((Not that there's anything wrong with that.))

 

[MasterDisaster]

King Goliathus

I'll provide a voice free of charge but only if he has a magnificent mustache.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

I won't do it. My mind is officially made up about NOT having them be gay and making the Beetle Princess movie. No matter how many people would be disappointed. My true fans will only support whatever I do besides.

Will you be obeying the poll where people voted to have all the Oz characters die? If so, how will they die? Will Mr. Wogglebug kill them personally, or will someone else do it?

 

[Trombonista]

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Invite her to...?

(Insert scary vampire tits mommy's next line here)

What's wrong with her boobs?

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

What's wrong with her boobs?

The same thing that's wrong with her face.

These are some of the creepiest human characters I've ever seen.

 

[Colonel Gaddafi]

If you didn’t want The frogman’s name pronounced ‘whore-hey’ then why use the Spanish spelling rather than the English? I couldn’t spell my name ‘Mamar’ in as in Urudu and still expect people to read it in the Libyan, ‘Muammar’ putting the ‘moo’ part up front.

Was it to try to make him sound unique or special? Like Wendy with an ‘i’?

 

[Andrew Neiman]

I come with a gift from the WogglebugLove Productions Discord server: the third movie is now on YouTube, but unlisted for her TRUE and HONEST fans on Discord.
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Spoiler: Archive (240p, everything else was too big to be uploaded but it shouldn't look too different)

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I was watching this movie with great delight and enjoyment at its many charming characters and entertaining plot points! Unfortunately, I ran into some technical issues halfway through -- whenever the Frogman starts to speak, it doesn't sound like a normal voice, more like a Satanic, garbled grumbling. This is why I hate YouTube; it's so buggy and can ruin your enjoyment of otherwise great videos. Is anyone else having technical issues with the video?

 

[indigoisviolet]

he would like to have "a lady frog."

Subtle quotation marks, Cynthia...

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

I come with a gift from the WogglebugLove Productions Discord server: the third movie is now on YouTube, but unlisted for her TRUE and HONEST fans on Discord.
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Spoiler: Archive (240p, everything else was too big to be uploaded but it shouldn't look too different)

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The camera work at the 59 minute mark is my favorite part.

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[Illuminati Order Official]

I come with a gift from the WogglebugLove Productions Discord server: the third movie is now on YouTube, but unlisted for her TRUE and HONEST fans on Discord.

You know who's TRUE and HONEST? You are!
Thank you so much for posting it!

And I'll just upload it privately to Youtube and post it in on here to shatter your illusions of Wogglebug and Frogman being gay.

I would greatly appreciate if you posted the movies here. I'll try to find some time to watch Keys of Wisdom this weekend and give you a review or at least some observations and critique.

The Wogglebug is a homosexual male. He enjoys big muscles, broad shoulders, a penis, and especially the balls. When he sees a naked woman, nothing stirs within him. ((Not that there's anything wrong with that.))
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...but ...but ...he's sodomizing a puzzle piece! He's not a gay, he's some weird jigsawphile!