Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[Illuminati Order Official]

@WogglebugLover WHERE. IS. MY. THIRD. MOVIE?!?
I need to bask in his magnificent wog-glory once more so please upload it to youtube.

 

[The Un-Clit]

For awhile wed still follow you of course, but thats because youve given us 8 years of material. But I never even heard of you before a year and a half ago and a big part of the appeal is your constant engagement. I imagine back when this thread started far less people were interested in cataloguing your antics but you gave them more and more material to work with.

Force of habit seems a bit of a cop out excuse though. There must be some reason for the force of habit. You found this thread in like a day after it was created which implies you google yourself every day. You still hate people you had one or two negative interactions with online 15 years ago. Do you believe this is normal human behavior?

I see no reason how this could catastrophically backfire in any conceivable way.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCz6wRlCK92gBY2lRuP6Cy4Q/community

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I also can see no reputable financial institution granting any amount to a moribund project such as this.
Prove us wrong @WogglebugLover prove us wrong.

Holy shit, the mental images of Cherie meeting a loans officer from a bank and pitching this project are almost as belly-laugh inducing as the mental images of Cherie making a presentation to a bunch of venture capitalists trying to secure an investment in 'Sylvia and the Wogglebug'.

I mean Just fucking LOL. My sides hurt already.

 

[Spastic Cologne]

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCz6wRlCK92gBY2lRuP6Cy4Q/community

Translation
1. Buy Nigerian prince new pair of Nikes
2. Blow it all on more self indulgent nonsense
3. Be true and honest and admit to herself about blowing it all on more indulgent nonsense
4. Attempt to pay family back for decades of thankless servitude
Profit

I was so very tempted to vote for the plushies. What would 1000 USD even buy? Like 10?
Cherie being lumped with them, claustrophobically sharing her tiny bedsit with just under a dozen dead eyed Woggledolls unable to give them away for love nor money is hysterically funny to me and the image itself is downright terrifying. Just imagine her Wogglevlogs, I mean "their" Wogglevlogs...
But Abubakar needs a new pair of Jordans.

Edit: Just posted

It's this sort of minute by minute action that easily makes this board my favorite on the entire farms.
Legit any recommendations to similarly entertaining cows?
Also any citizens legal or otherwise of the US or Canada forked over the 5 bucks for the latest Woggleventure?
If so please could you archive a copy for us Nigerians to enjoy? Thanks.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

4. Attempt to pay family back for decades of thankless servitude

And where do you think this money is coming from?

 

[Spastic Cologne]

And where do you think this money is coming from?

Tugboat/taxpayer?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Tugboat/taxpayer?

I thought she's expecting some gift from her family... But your guesses are as good as mine.

 

[Spastic Cologne]

I thought she's expecting some gift from her family... But your guesses are as good as mine.

Oh that's right, they're also idiots.
I almost forgot.

 

[Ido]

Man, I wish someone would just hand me $1000, but I suppose that's what happens when you're so retarded you should be in an institution.

 

[The Last Stand]

And for the record I never really liked the Shrek movies.

You have no childhood or taste then. The Wogglebug raped any humanity you had, if any.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

there's a video of Woggie on a chat show and he explains they were assholes
I think he calls them "self-righteous bastards" or something similarly not-very-kids

To be fair to Woggie he and Froggie had a massive tiff earlier that day, Woggie went to see the Scarecrow because of his enormous brain but he just told Woggie to suck it up and be a real man. So he was doubly pissed and it all came out in the interview because the interviewer was being a git.

I know it's not quadruple Uzis like he deserves, but I needed to shitpost

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That Mike Mignola is a great artist and storyteller. He captured the madness of the Wogglebug that is festering beneath the surface.

 

[UselessPieceOfShit]

Uh, again, why her family gives her money? She blew many $$$ on her ridiculous projects. Shouldn't her family be concerned about her spending habits? Who gives money to a mentally retarded person anyway? This thing confused me with CWC too. He owns shitload of toys and vidya that he personally bought. You'd think both of their parents would give them only pocket change to buy a Happy Meal, but no, it's like retards run family finances in rural America or something.

 

[indigoisviolet]

I was so very tempted to vote for the plushies. What would 1000 USD even buy? Like 10?
Cherie being lumped with them, claustrophobically sharing her tiny bedsit with just under a dozen dead eyed Woggledolls unable to give them away for love nor money is hysterically funny to me and the image itself is downright terrifying. Just imagine her Wogglevlogs, I mean "their" Wogglevlogs...

Which plushie, though? There appear to be at least two types.

The more recent giveaway one is presumably in the tiktok "commercials" and was hypothetically given away at the $500 donor mark for the the $15000 indegogo pitch...

Admittedly it looks less like a dog's toy than the one earmarked for previous campaign donors of $250:

I may be pages and pages late on this, but as I was scrolling I noticed that in the last campaign she mentions nearly being exploited by approaching an obviously fraudulent a totally legitimate "Hollywood Studio" called AWI Films which is why she suddenly needed $15000:

AWI Films are listed at imdb... I'm getting a Christian Urban Demographic vibe from the titles. Maybe they thought Mr Woggle-Bug was an evangelical mixtape DJ?

Or as likely the CEO thought "hmm... here's an easy $15K for doing nothing..." Little did he know @WogglebugLover had a cunning anti-exploitation strategy of being unable to raise a dime for the doomed project, and so she is free to squander her windfall in May on kind and compassionate Uzi props from the iClone marketplace to her heart's content.

It might have been funny when she found out AWI are (a) a shady vanity publisher, offering her no more support than youtube does for free (b) very much riding the black Christian dollar in their other projects. Alas we will have to imagine the impact of both...

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

Cherie is actually going to believe this.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

Happy Valentine’s Day! Here’s hoping Cynthia and the Wogglebug have a lovely, romantic day together,

 

[Spastic Cologne]

Uh, again, why her family gives her money? She blew many $$$ on her ridiculous projects. Shouldn't her family be concerned about her spending habits? Who gives money to a mentally retarded person anyway? This thing confused me with CWC too. He owns shitload of toys and vidya that he personally bought. You'd think both of their parents would give them only pocket change to buy a Happy Meal, but no, it's like retards run family finances in rural America or something.

As stated previously, while not always stupidity is often hereditary.

Which plushie, though? There appear to be at least two types.

The more recent giveaway one is presumably in the tiktok "commercials" and was hypothetically given away at the $500 donor mark for the the $15000 indegogo pitch...

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Admittedly it looks less like a dog's toy than the one earmarked for previous campaign donors of $250:

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I may be pages and pages late on this, but as I was scrolling I noticed that in the last campaign she mentions nearly being exploited by approaching an obviously fraudulent a totally legitimate "Hollywood Studio" called AWI Films which is why she suddenly needed $15000:

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AWI Films are listed at imdb... I'm getting a Christian Urban Demographic vibe from the titles. Maybe they thought Mr Woggle-Bug was an evangelical mixtape DJ?

Or as likely the CEO thought "hmm... here's an easy $15K for doing nothing..." Little did he know @WogglebugLover had a cunning anti-exploitation strategy of being unable to raise a dime for the doomed project, and so she is free to squander her windfall in May on kind and compassionate Uzi props from the iClone marketplace to her heart's content.

It might have been funny when she found out AWI are (a) a shady vanity publisher, offering her no more support than youtube does for free (b) very much riding the black Christian dollar in their other projects. Alas we will have to imagine the impact of both...

 

[Loona]

I come with a gift from the WogglebugLove Productions Discord server: the third movie is now on YouTube, but unlisted for her TRUE and HONEST fans on Discord.

Spoiler: Archive (240p, everything else was too big to be uploaded but it shouldn't look too different)

 

[BlerdBjern]

I come with a gift from the WogglebugLove Productions Discord server: the third movie is now on YouTube, but unlisted for her TRUE and HONEST fans on Discord.
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Spoiler: Archive (240p, everything else was too big to be uploaded but it shouldn't look too different)

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Sweet, Delicious cringe.

It makes my soul curl up in shame just watching it! Amazing!

 

[Spastic Cologne]

I knew it! It's canonical!

https://youtu.be/5gGW_hElzqM?t=1086

Not that there's anything wrong with that...
Love is love after all @WogglebugLover, you made the the right choice in the end by making our heroes LGBT positive.
I knew you would come around and make the right decision in the end.

Spoiler: WOGGLEFROG PRIDE!

 

[WogglebugLover]

I knew it! It's canonical!

https://youtu.be/5gGW_hElzqM?t=1086

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Not that there's anything wrong with that...
Love is love @WogglebugLover

I'm afraid you're dead wrong once again.

YouTube just isn't especially good at captions.

Because the line in the script reads: "to look doltish in my suit if Jorge Frogman is indeed as highly intelligent."

Jorge is the Frogman's name. And while I have it pronounced as George, Patrick pronounced it in the Spanish way was what happened.

The Wogglebug will indeed be marrying the Beetle Princess after he saves her and the whole Insect Kingdom. And I wish I could be making that movie next. But it has to take place at least after Professor Knowitall dies and that has to take place after a few more movies.

 

[Picklechu]

I'm afraid you're dead wrong once again.

YouTube just isn't especially good at captions.

Because the line in the script reads: "to look doltish in my suit if Jorge Frogman is indeed as highly intelligent."

Jorge is the Frogman's name. And while I have it pronounced as George, Patrick pronounced it in the Spanish way was what happened.

The Wogglebug will indeed be marrying the Beetle Princess after he saves her and the whole Insect Kingdom. And I wish I could be making that movie next. But it has to take place at least after Professor Knowitall dies and that has to take place after a few more movies.

Nope. Wogglebug has already married Frogman. They are living openly as homosexuals, and have a restraining order against Sylvie. Also, Frogman's full name after marrying Wogglebug is Mr. HM* Frogman, GB**, and they have that on their marriage license.

When are you going to make the direct sequel to Seeds? That was the best movie in the series so far.

*homosexual male
**gaping butthole