Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[Spastic Cologne]

My true fans will only support whatever I do besides.

But Cynthia, we are your true fans...

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[WogglebugLover]

But Cynthia, we are your true fans...

No, you're not. Among other things, my true fans don't think I'm retarded.

 

[Picklechu]

My woggletrilogy, which Sony bought the rights to, was screened before a test audience of actual children today. At the end, everyone stood up and clapped, and all of their parents asked me if I had a Discord that they could join and talk to me on. A little girl named Shmylvie then ran up to me, and gave me some fan art

Spoiler: TRUE and HONEST fan art drawn by a child, not a bored 30 year-old forced to do office hours that students don't come to

My heart feels like it will explode with joy. @WogglebugLover, is this how you would feel if an actual child who didn't get paid or wasn't voicing a character enjoyed your movie?

Also, as long as you apologize to the LGBTQA2S++ community for your offensive anti-gay stance, you can still come to all three premieres; the first one will tentatively release on August 4, 2023.

 

[XYZpdq]

The camera work at the 59 minute mark is my favorite part.

And also ̸̧̬̬̫̝͎̦̊ẃ̶͓̣ḧ̴̡̭̞̠̃̍͒̍̈́̎̏è̴̢̻̳̥̻͙̟̘̫̲͐́͛͑͆n̶̛̛̥͓̬̂͛̇͊͑͠ ̷̯̞̦̉̒͌̔͒̕F̷̮̳͎̤̳͙͉̖́́r̷͎͚̳͎̬̠̦̫̭̄͜͝ȍ̵̲̥͎͎̥͇̇̆̀͛̾̕͠g̶̘̍͋̈́͛̇̾̈́ṃ̴̨̦̜̱̮̠͔̻̖̆͐̈͘͝͝a̴̻̝̮̫̭̣̒n̵̡͕̕͝ͅ ̸̺̺̯̤̋̀͆͌͑̏͝t̴͕͈͉͈̩̫̪́̅̈̀̿̌̚å̸̼̖̮̦̮͙̘͈̠̒̊̓̅͒l̶̢̫̹̬̦̈̃̃k̵͕̰̜̱͈͓͚̬̬͊̾͂͐̀ś̵̨̠͚͇̍́͗͌͂

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHHERRRRRRRRRRRRRR

 

[JustAJollyMawile]

@WogglebugLover protip: unless ur ALREADY in hollywood, don't get child actors for child characters. get teens/adults that can make their voice high-pitched instead

 

[Unexpected Genitals]

Jorge is the Frogman's name. And while I have it pronounced as George, Patrick pronounced it in the Spanish way was what happened.

You're the director. Why didn't you have him re-record the line?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

No, you're not. Among other things, my true fans don't think I'm retarded.

OK, fine, we may not be TRUE fans. But at least we're HONEST.

Jorge is the Frogman's name. And while I have it pronounced as George, Patrick pronounced it in the Spanish way was what happened.

If you want it pronounced as George write it as George. Jorge is pronounced as "Horhe".

 

[XYZpdq]

OK, fine, we may not be TRUE fans. But at least we're HONEST.


If you want it pronounced as George write it as George. Jorge is pronounced as "Horhe".

Jorge The Frog (but George) is clearly a metaphor for his closeted homosexual life with Hijo Del Wog

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Jorge The Frog (but George) is clearly a metaphor for his closeted homosexual life with Hijo Del Wog

Nobody will tell me that a guy with eyelashes and makeup like this:

is straight.

 

[XYZpdq]

Nobody will tell me that a guy with eyelashes and makeup like this:

is straight.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

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I was under impression that he would fuck anything, just to show his dominance.

 

[XYZpdq]

I was under impression that he would fuck anything, just to show his dominance.

well, there's probably a case to be made for Alex, too

 

[Puddleduck]

For the #Frogglebug romance, let us not forget that frogs can change sex!

Cynthia, how about a compromise? In day to day life, they're Wogglebug and Frogman ... But when the lights go down, they're Woggy and Frogslut.

 

[Beautiful Border]

But Cynthia, we are your true fans...

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Is that? No... it can't be... Dios mío...

 

[UselessPieceOfShit]

Nobody will tell me that a guy with eyelashes and makeup like this:

is straight.

Well, this is it. Wogglebug is straight. But only because traps are not gay.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

You're the director. Why didn't you have him re-record the line?

She couldn't afford to pay him a second time and she's incredibly lazy. Cynthia is a one and done kind of director. It took us pointing things out that were bad like Sylvie's dress flying up or the mermaid titties to get her to change it.

Basically she sees her finished work as perfect and doesn't see any of the flaws.

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Hey! Don't be maligning Alex DeLarge! Those eyelashes were part of the uniform that he and his droogs wore. It was done for effect. Froggie wears all that mascara because he wants to look pretty for Woggie.

Is that? No... it can't be... Dios mío...

Well at least we know what Froggie gets up to when he's not in Genoma.

 

[Spergichu]

If you want it pronounced as George write it as George. Jorge is pronounced as "Horhe".

Maybe Cynthia has been playing Halo.

 

[nennexx]

No, you're not. Among other things, my true fans don't think I'm retarded.

hiiii wogglebug lover hii i m a big afan

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Jorge is the Frogman's name. And while I have it pronounced as George, Patrick pronounced it in the Spanish way was what happened.

No tienes ni la menor idea de como se pronuncia palabras en español, Cynthia. Pero no me sorprende viniendo de una literal abominación con cara de ogro que simplemente logró lo que nadie quiso: destruir los fondos completos de tu propia familia para lograr tus frustrados sueños.

You know, try to translate this comment. You gonna love it. It's a nice comment about all your efforts can reach higher planes of life.

 

[Bloitzhole]

My true fans will only support whatever I do besides.

This encapsulates perfectly why you are unlikely to succeed long term - because you're not interested in improving your material to cater to an interested audience, you only wish for your own unfiltered vision to be confirmed and applauded ad nauseam.

This, of course, cannot stop the love between Woggle and Jorge - a blossoming, deep, throbbing affection, kindled between bug and frog can't simply be extinguished by your homophobic wiles, Cynthia.

Incidentally, how are the DVD sales? Have you compared how much you've earned to how much you've invested yet?