Preston Poulter et al v. Ali "Dean" Assaf et al (2021)

Whatever happens, I just love seeing retards like dean and Vikki end up paying 75k because they thought a military larper who filled cars in Normandy and an unsung hero of the boston marathon is the best legal representation, Ethan gave them a life boat but thought it would be "based" to hang up the cease and desist letter in a frame. Is 75k in debt worth the dead channel that only gets 45 viewers?
I'm pretty sure that I don't like Vikki or Dean. I think they're lowlife scum. But this is still an injustice, in my opinion.

I wish they'd have allowed me to help them. But it's clear from the video clips posted above that they trusted the wrong people, and wished me harm all along.

Still, this is life ruination. Poor Dean and Vikki.
 
Saw Saggy on a livestream so I sent a superchat in for $2 to ask her what happened to the GoFundMe. She seemed a bit evasive.
I don't think that's really evasion you're seeing. I think it's ignorance and embarrassment. I believe her when she said she gave the money to Dean, but she also knows this case took a wrong turn into bizzaroland at some point and she's probably just as confused as everybody else now. She tried to do a decent thing. As did a lot of people. It didn't work. I feel for her.

In more recent screenshots he can be seen reaffirming that he will indeed refile against FROG and is discussing this thread with several of his cohorts. Congratulations to Nasser, Captain Manning and FROG who all get a mention.

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To be perfectly honest, GitSS73's summary here isn't really wrong (though I actually used the money budgeted for KA4, and not KA3).

Do me a favor and wake me if they start claiming that I'm "helping" them or in their camp though. That would be bullshit. Washing one's hands of this stupidity isn't the same as supporting Preston. I'm sure @FROG would call me on it if he thought I was helping PP.

Also, unlike Spectre, I'm not so arrogant and (delusionally) self-important to think I have, had, or should have, a pivotal role in any of this. I did what I felt was morally right within my limited abilities. I donated $20 to Dean. I gave him emotional support. I told him to get a lawyer (I was very emphatic on this point). I laughed at Preston here and elsewhere. There's really nothing else anyone not directly involved in the case can do. Then utter retardation happened, and now we're here. It's sad.

I wish they'd have allowed me to help them.
So do a lot of people now, I wager.
 
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Actually, she doesn't say she hired an attorney in that tweet chain. She says she has an attorney.

Just like she claimed had an attorney back in November.

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The obvious question to ask here is whether this "attorney" looks like the moon from Majora's Mask, and is just as destructive.

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Joking aside, I HOPE she does have an actual attorney. Same with Dean, at some point. Nice thing about court cases is they're (mostly) public record. We'll know soon enough, I guess.
 
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Dean and Vikki probably never thought they'd be in the position they are now. They were having so much fun with Preston talking about the charges that would be filed against Ethan. Anyone associated with Preston should be legitimately concerned that they'll be next.

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Ughhhhhh... that video is positively SCUMMY. They're celebrating Preston claiming he's gonna put Ethan in jail. I need a shower now.

Things are starting to make a bit more sense now. It seems like priority one is "Destroy Comicsgate/FROG" and Preston is merely being treated as an inconvenience. To the point they'd even go as far as to reject professional help from @FROG to fight off Preston. Nonetheless, a very shallow ceasefire happened, which was shattered because FROG was smart enough to hire an attorney (which worked), and they (inexplicably) went with Craterface (which was a disaster).

That's... quite frankly... lunacy.

Since I think @5t3n0g0ph3r wants context for everybody not directly associated with the case mentioned here: Thomas Roilup is a nutcase and MASSIVE @FROG A-log who had a "debate" with @FROG back in 2018 (what is with 2018 being discussed so much now?) on Rekeita's channel.


It didn't go so well for Thomas. He came across as ignorant and unhinged.

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Since I think @5t3n0g0ph3r wants context for everybody not directly associated with the case mentioned here: Thomas Roilup is a nutcase and MASSIVE @FROG A-log who had a "debate" with @FROG back in 2018 (what is with 2018 being discussed so much now?) on Rekeita's channel.


It didn't go so well for Thomas. He came across as ignorant and unhinged.
Thomas Fruitloop is still bitter as fuck about Rekieta and Vikki and Dean don't like Rekieta either, probably for the sin of being friendly with EVS.

It is amazing how Vikki and Dean's irrational obsession with EVS is fucking up their lives so much.
 
Ughhhhhh... that video is positively SCUMMY. They're celebrating Preston claiming he's gonna put Ethan in jail. I need a shower now.

Things are starting to make a bit more sense now. It seems like priority one is "Destroy Comicsgate/FROG" and Preston is merely being treated as an inconvenience. To the point they'd even go as far as to reject professional help from @FROG to fight off Preston. Nonetheless, a very shallow ceasefire happened, which was shattered because FROG was smart enough to hire an attorney (which worked), and they (inexplicably) went with Craterface (which was a disaster).

That's... quite frankly... lunacy.

Since I think @5t3n0g0ph3r wants context for everybody not directly associated with the case mentioned here: Thomas Roilup is a nutcase and MASSIVE @FROG A-log who had a "debate" with @FROG back in 2018 (what is with 2018 being discussed so much now?) on Rekeita's channel.


It didn't go so well for Thomas. He came across as ignorant and unhinged.

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It's sad to hear them all sitting around chortling about these legal fantasies. No police officer ever contacted me about laughing at Preston's porn videos. That happened entirely in his imagination.
 
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LOL.

...is still bitter as fuck about Rekieta and Vikki and Dean don't like Rekieta either, probably for the sin of being friendly with EVS.
The three of them have long held that the Vic case was a scam run by Rekieta. I dunno if they actually believe that, or that was the mode of attack they used because EVS and Rekieta are friendly. I suspect you're right, and it's the latter, because that case started after Roiloup got blown the fuck out by @FROG on Rekieta's show.

For my part, I have to say, unlike this case, I don't have any regrets about donating to help Vic. Regardless of how it ultimately turns out. After all, the money DID go to Ty. Vic had legal representation paid for by the community (including many Farmers, no doubt).

D&V mostly kept that view behind closed doors though. Roiloup, OTOH, has done multiple videos on his channel attacking Rekieta.

Such as...

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DBZ figures are gay porn dolls now? He's a weeb. He knows that's not true.

But, by far, the MOST cringe thing he ever did though was this...


It's supposed to be Part 1 of the "History of CG," and it's 41 minutes of him and his equally retarded brother talking about how awesome they think they are and ONLY THEY know the truth. It's one of the most cringe things I've ever heard.

It is amazing how Vikki and Dean's irrational obsession with EVS is fucking up their lives so much.
Amazing isn't exactly the term I'd use. While this will never be the biggest lawsuit discussed on the L&L subforum, its quickly turning into the most surreal one.

It's sad to hear them all sitting around chortling about these legal fantasies.
Well, right now, they should be panicking over legal REALITY.

But, fuck that, let's talk about RIBBITCOIN from back in 2018. ETHAN MUST DIE, EVEN AS WE BURN!!!
 
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What kind of asshole even names himself after a shitty pleb-tier hand like jacks anyway?

It's a very apt description of Pressed-In

Also, "pocket jacking" is a slang term for masturbation (specifically by using a hole in the pocket to reach through and fondle one's genitals), which is also somewhat apt.
 
Y'know we don't normally see this much autism actually in the Lolcow Legal threads. They are about autism, but it very rarely happens here. This whole shitshow is oddly fascinating.
It's because, as @5t3n0g0ph3r points out in the OP, this is the first time in site history a Kiwi (however superficially so) has actually sued not one, but two Kiwis.

THEN another Kiwi (since halal'd) decided they were gonna become a lawyer and directly involve themselves in the drafting of legal filings in this case. Not go to law school and pass the bar exam or anything like that... just magically become qualified to draft documents and give legal advice. Because apparently that's a thing you can and should do.

Finally, the two Kiwis at the defense table had a massive falling out with each other at the beginning of the month, and sparks are beginning to fly.

In conclusion: LET THE AUTISM GRROOOOOOOW!!!

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What kind of asshole even names himself after a shitty pleb-tier hand like jacks anyway?
Poulter has had a strange life up until this point of becoming a comic book publisher. Before his foray into cuck porn and comics he was a producer and screenwriter, dabbled in politics running as a libertarian candidate in Texas, was a Magic the Gathering tournament champion and a professional Texas Hold Em poker player.

The "PocketJacks" moniker obviously comes from his days of poker, of which it's extremely difficult to find receipts for, unlike his other hobbies and interests.
 
If Vikki has an attorney on retainer (which I'm sure as a generation X dog washer she can afford) they must be Spectre tier to have advised her to just ignore everything.

I think she's expressed so many anal glands from dogs that she's gone retarded from all the musk shes inhaled over her long lifespan. I hope her and Dean address the mystery of the missing GoFundMe money which obviously wasn't spent on a lawyer but I suspect they'll probably cover boring Comics shit from 2018 about ethics in Marvel and further doxxing Dean's brother. What very happy well adjusted people! I can't wait for the next dead air extravaganza!
 
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If Vikki has an attorney on retainer (which I'm sure as a generation X dog washer she can afford) they must be Spectre tier to have advised her to just ignore everything.

I think she's expressed so many anal glands from dogs that she's gone retarded from all the musk shes inhaled over her long lifespan. I hope her and Dean address the mystery of the missing GoFundMe money which obviously wasn't spent on a lawyer but I suspect they'll probably cover boring Comics shit from 2018 about ethics in Marvel and further doxxing Dean's brother. What very happy well adjusted people! I can't wait for the next dead air extravaganza!
Why address what happened with Dean's GoFundMe, when you can rant about Late Bookssssssssssssssssssssssss?
 
I sent a Super Shekel to Yellow Flash when Rekieta was on and they had some thoughts on what is going down.
Looks like Yellow Flash was already caught up on the lore. Hi Yellow Flash!
He's right though, it is crazy that they had the money for a lawyer and all they had to do was get a strip mall lawyer to certify signing on to FROGs motion to dismiss.
I think the backers deserve an explanation and a refund!

 
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The rest of their banter is great. Vikki warning Ethan to keep his attorney on retainer, then taking him to task for some unfulfilled perks on a campaign.

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Don't the backers of Dean's GoFundMe deserve an answer? I dare you to announce it on your next stream.

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Well, she DID said "it's not a matter of the money." They could come out and say Dean snorted it up his nose, and "it's not a matter of the money." I suppose such an announcement would be consistent with what they she just told @FROG.

No, truly, it's about competence. Instead, Dean went with Spectre and... oh, wait... that's about as incompetent of a decision, involving about as incompetent of a person, as you can possibly get.

Nevermind. She's deflecting hardcore.

I sent a Super Shekel to Yellow Flash when Rekieta was on and they had some thoughts on what is going down.
Looks like Yellow Flash was already caught up on the lore. Hi Yellow Flash!
He's right though, it is crazy that they had the money for a lawyer and all they had to do was get a strip mall lawyer to certify signing on to FROGs motion to dismiss.
I think the backers deserve an explanation and a refund!

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Ooof.

Where's the go fund me money @VIkkiVerse why is dean scamming the consumers? Now it's time to hold both of your feet to the fire for scamming the donors? Did he spend the money on shitty YouTube equipment?

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Where's the money, Assaf? WHERE'S THE FUCKIN' MONEY SHITHEEEEEAD!?!?


I did that just to make @AnOminous smile.
 
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