Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Bixby Snyder]

No he doesn't believe that, as the recorded phone call where he cries about every woman thinking he's gross and weird shows. I dont know who he's trying to convince, but everyone who watches and cobes himself knows even the ones who call themselves fan girls are trolls.

If you watch enough you see the cracks in the ‘sexy gothic bad boy’ persona. As you point out, he occasionally acknowledges that women find him repulsive and creepy.

I think one of most telling episodes was his infamous ‘falling over the couch’ stream, He beats the shit outta his lighter and then screams at it something along the lines of, “If you don’t wanna get beat, don’t go against the grain!” You know that shit came from someone in his life. Genuinely felt little sad at that realisation.

Most I can figure, him acting like he’s some famous Youtuber is his way of not acknowledging he is a drunk, autistic bum going no where but down.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

This is going to sound odd but I was listening to one of @SeizureRobot5000 's fantastic videos today and I was wondering, what Biographical data do we have on Clint? I know he's a teacher of some kind and he's a photographer of some description but how much else do we know.

 

[Baby Cakes]

This is going to sound odd but I was listening to one of @SeizureRobot5000 's fantastic videos today and I was wondering, what Biographical data do we have on Clint? I know he's a teacher of some kind and he's a photographer of some description but how much else do we know.

There's really not much to know about the guy. He took a psychology class to help Cobes, he teaches photography at a college, and he wore or wears dresses as part of "art".

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

There's really not much to know about the guy. He took a psychology class to help Cobes, he teaches photography at a college, and he wore or wears dresses as part of "art".

I was thinking more about his height specifically.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I was thinking more about his height specifically.

They got a picture of him on the front page and he seems 'normalish' height?

I've come around to the idea Clint is slowly moving far away from Cobes as possible. The fact they have family events and don't invite the Boglim is pretty telling.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I've come around to the idea Clint is slowly moving far away from Cobes as possible. The fact they have family events and don't invite the Boglim is pretty telling.

Yea I'm with you on that one, Clint's not going to outright cut him off but he's going to distance himself as best as he can for his families sake, and for his own reasons - From what I've read that's been attributed to him about Cobes he seems like he'd just had enough.

 

[Captain Ahab]

These pants look spectacularly autistic, but you gotta hand it to him, he managed to do it without blinding himself or filling the entire apartment with chlorine gas.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

He does geniuenly believe that he has hundreds of fan-girls out there that want to fuck him. But since he's a global celebrity none of them happen to be nearby. He's waiting patiently for a fan-girl nearby.

No he doesn't believe that, as the recorded phone call where he cries about every woman thinking he's gross and weird shows. I dont know who he's trying to convince, but everyone who watches and cobes himself knows even the ones who call themselves fan girls are trolls.

If you watch enough you see the cracks in the ‘sexy gothic bad boy’ persona. As you point out, he occasionally acknowledges that women find him repulsive and creepy.

I think one of most telling episodes was his infamous ‘falling over the couch’ stream, He beats the shit outta his lighter and then screams at it something along the lines of, “If you don’t wanna get beat, don’t go against the grain!” You know that shit came from someone in his life. Genuinely felt little sad at that realisation.

Most I can figure, him acting like he’s some famous Youtuber is his way of not acknowledging he is a drunk, autistic bum going no where but down.

I also miss the Shon & Saunders era were he would basically rip himself to shreds by making "the puppet" say all his actual faults and flaws.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

This is great

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

This is great

Jord being a simpleton that's easily influenced by his YouTubers is far from a hot take, but that instantaneous grab for the hat once the guy hocks one to cover up the bald spot is fucking gold.

I will say the rest of the video was a bit of a letdown, Do The Poot Poot and KingToddlerJFS it was not.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Jord being a simpleton that's easily influenced by his YouTubers is far from a hot take, but that instantaneous grab for the hat once the guy hocks one to cover up the bald spot is fucking gold.

I will say the rest of the video was a bit of a letdown, Do The Poot Poot and KingToddlerJFS it was not.

I had a laugh when he started talking about dealing with fame and how he has to wear John Lennon glasses.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

This is going to sound odd but I was listening to one of @SeizureRobot5000 's fantastic videos today and I was wondering, what Biographical data do we have on Clint? I know he's a teacher of some kind and he's a photographer of some description but how much else do we know.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kingcobrajfs-josh-saunders.22713/post-7953558

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kingcobrajfs-josh-saunders.22713/post-7953558

Oh yeah Homedad is weird as shit, I'd be happy to see an entire Snake Bones on him.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

this is bad

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

this is bad

I bet Kobe's has painful, rocket fuel shits.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I bet Kobe's has painful, rocket fuel shits.

if he gets backed up, he can always use a mt dew enema

going back into hell (part 2)

 

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Cobes could really become a successful youtuber if he focused on cooking. React channels would constantly send his content viral.

 

[Umaibae]

His apartment smells like egg farts, unwashed retard and tactical soap.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

His apartment smells like egg farts, unwashed retard and tactical soap.

and rancid cum

part 3

 

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part 4

Tard boiled eggs.