4/2/2022 - Guntfest - Killstream KingPin - Ralph's Bowling Tournament - Gunt hosted a Bowling Tournament in Dallas, TX on April 2th.

[buttmunch]

god imagine how sad and pathetic you must be to have to hold your wedding at your shitty event because you have no friends and need to fill the ranks with your paypigs to try and make it less sad, my god, very SAD indeed

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

It's amazing how far Dax has gone to avoid infighting. After the Metokur stream, Vito said "is there any way to fix Ralph" which is something I assume Dax feels too.

Yes, Vito trying to invoke pity for Ralph is obviously what Dax has said about it. Vito is just a dumb parrot for stuff he hears Dax say.

I think Dax might be the very last bridge Ralph burns. Ralph has been milking the pity/victim shit with Dax because it obviously works well on him.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

The best thing about that poster is that neither the bride nor groomer will be dressed as good as the people on the poster. Ralph will fail to match the splendor of a golden polyester suit with tassels, may won't have a proper wedding dress at all, and that's before we even start to take their physiques into consideration.

 

[Top Skink]

Lakes Lanes has indeed been confirmed.

for fucking real?

Dallas has a number of fantastic bowling alleys- Bowl and Barrel right across from northpark, Bowlskis in Lakewood, Punch Bowl Social on lowest greenville (iirc there's one in hipster shithole I mean deep ellum too), The Bowl lounge in the design district, there's another place in the Statler hotel downtown, all of those are fantastic alleys in really great locations. I've been to all of the above and they're genuinely nice, cool places and more importantly are in fantastic areas that you can easily spend a whole day in. Lowest greenville and Northpark in particular are just very pleasant if you've got time to relax and money to burn.
The colony, by contrast, is a shithole with literally nothing worth doing, and it's an hour drive from Dallas proper.

Dallas is the yuppiest place in Texas and it really shows, the highlight of the city is the food, shopping, and leisure activities. If you're visiting, you should be going to a bunch of hyper-sanitized places run by a bunch of arriviste 20-somethings taking the bit just a little too seriously, not a shithole bowling lounge in the middle of nowhere



If you're going to be that much of a cheap faggot, you might as well cut the bowling alley and just spend a week turning tricks for drinks at clubs in oak lawn :^)

 

[WutangLee]

Do we have confirmation that Dax even agreed to participate in this wedding? As far as I’m aware it’s only been Ralph coyly tweeting how awesome it would be if Dax would make his dreams come true and be his best man.

KF is Ralph’s best chance for Dax taking his hand in holy matrimony. Dax might do it out of spite to prove KF wrong. His pity well for Ralph seems to be running dry, or at least isn’t deep enough to participate in a humiliating wrasslin wedding at a bowling tournament. Ralph turning it into a total retard hick farce is the only way he can figure Dax might go along with it. Ralph thinks if he turns his wedding into a bit then maybe Dax will agree.

i would throw that ball in Ralph's court. Ask ralph to pay for his flight and hotel

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

god imagine how sad and pathetic you must be to have to hold your wedding at your shitty event because you have no friends and need to fill the ranks with your paypigs to try and make it less sad, my god, very SAD indeed

Well he squandered multiple chances to do it in Vegas. This "ceremony" is probably in name only and by no means anything legally binding from what I've seen people say.

If you're going to be that much of a cheap faggot, you might as well cut the bowling alley and just spend a week turning tricks for drinks at clubs in oak lawn :^)

He met some guy in Vegas who owns Lake Lanes or something. Wasn't the reason is that the owner would host them for free but Ralph would sell tickets/attract a crowd/obvious kickbacks? I thought that was how this was initially proposed anyway.

I wonder if the strippers idea is still happening.

 

[Rabid Weasels]

Ralph is going to need to appear taller than 5'1" at his wedding, and taller than meigh as well. How will he do it? He relies on his lifted Tims for everyday situations...will he wear tims to his wedding? I guarantee meigh will not be allowed to wear heels. Maybe bowling alley is the best venue as it justifies not wearing a suit and therefore not figuring out a new shoe lift system that would work with a suit. And pantsu can claim to be too pregnant for anything but paper thin flip flops.

 

[GL09]

Ralph is going to need to appear taller than 5'1" at his wedding, and taller than meigh as well. How will he do it? He relies on his lifted Tims for everyday situations...will he wear tims to his wedding? I guarantee meigh will not be allowed to wear heels. Maybe bowling alley is the best venue as it justifies not wearing a suit and therefore not figuring out a new shoe lift system that would work with a suit. And pantsu can claim to be too pregnant for anything but paper thin flip flops.

Ralph is trying to get himself a pair of these bowling shoes for the wedding. But I heard he was having a hard time finding them in a child's size.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

I can actually imagine Dax accepting to be Gunt's best man because it's a meme wedding, not proper one. The seriousness of this marriage is just about right for Dax to give his blessing to it.

I have my own theory of what will happen with Dax and this wedding. Dax's psychopathy leads him to try and push the limits and try to dominate people he sees as lesser than himself while laughing about it later. Dax will want this as Trashy as possible to laugh at while encouraging and egging on Ralph to think it's cool. What may happen?

- If Amanda miscarried Dax may try and fuck Pantsu so he can get a laugh out of Ralph having feelings for her and marrying her. May sound far fetched but this is exactly what he did with the girl Maddox was trying to have a 3 way with Marie (80's girl). Dax's psycho brain only thinks in terms of wins and dominance and he's shown time and time again he gets off to making low key jabs/hints at the truth while pretending he's joking. May has already said that she would fuck Dax if she got the chance. Also I remember theorizing it was an "open" relationship, which Ralph has confirmed to be partially true with his "Panstu Pass" crap.
- Dax will get Ralph as fucked up as possible for the lulz
- They will pull some gimick shit so Dax can weasle out of best man like him becoming a reverand in the Universal Life Church and performing the wedding, then fucking up the paper work so Ralph isn't actually legally married
- Dax paying for hookers to be all over Ralph so Ralph can be Mr. Alpha chad and publicly humiliate and cuck Pantsu while she has to pretend its all okay.
- Fly out Riley and Digi then not let Ralph come to the after party.

It's hard to read if this is serious or not and there are pros and cons to Ralph actually going through with this. On one hand Meigh can't be legally compelled to testify against Ralph in any of the upcoming Vickers cases if they are married.... but I'm not sure how necessary that is. This ain't a murder trial. Gator hinted he avoided marriage in order to hide assets through her but Ralph doesn't understand how the law works. He's backed himself into a corner with getting married publicly so he's gonna go through with it but the real question is will it be legally binding or some clown show ceremony that is not legally recognized. I honestly can't say. This is a guy who locked down Nora the moment she turned 18.

As for if Pantsu wants this it is hard to tell. This is a girl who is not in control of any of her social media and lets Ralph use it. It's hard to tell if she actually wants this clown show of a wedding or if she is too depressed to say no.
The reality is she is getting married in a strip mall bowling alley and has to drive the whole way to a fat retard.
But in the world of the killstream she is having a celebrity filled e-wedding extraveganza with all the booze and hookers anyone could want, and it's getting more attention than any of her bitchy friends from highschool and their weddings because you are a #politcalactivist now and this is the alt right equivalent of a royal wedding.
No one can get a straight read from her. It seemed like her and Digi broke up amicably until out of nowhere she was calling him mentally ill and stealing from him and shit talking him....or her..... or whatever I don't really giver a shit about the pronouns she enabled for years.

On one hand she seems to get off on having a relationship where it's her and her lover against the world, on the other she doesn't seem to voice her complaints goes along with anything than passive aggressively does massive shit to blow up everything (IE cheating on Digi with Ralph and the "kidnapping" that looks more like a fan invite that went wrong to make digi jealous). The only things we know 100% that Ralph didn't want us to know and Meigh wasn't hamming up for the cameras is:
- Ralphs drinking is so bad she is begging for help from Gator
- She is keeping a black mail file on Ralph as a counter measure and she wished she kept one on Digi.
She may be getting off to the feeling of being "powerful" by having a guy who don't back down from no one.... But that shit is going to get old especially when the guy can get his ass kicked by anyone while starting shit with everyone. If they legally do tie the knot and Meigh's horse blinders come off it will be nuclear. How much can they trust each other? Who knows... I can't even speculate anymore.

 

[Honored guest]

The only question is, will Molesterson actually show up in a tux/suit or will he adorn the traditional white trash garb or Hawaiian shirt, bermuda shorts and flip flops with socks (Trucker hat or mullet as an option)?

He'll be wearing one of these, I'm sure he already has a few

 

[Useless(?) Boomer]

for fucking real?

Dallas has a number of fantastic bowling alleys- Bowl and Barrel right across from northpark, Bowlskis in Lakewood, Punch Bowl Social on lowest greenville (iirc there's one in hipster shithole I mean deep ellum too), The Bowl lounge in the design district, there's another place in the Statler hotel downtown, all of those are fantastic alleys in really great locations. I've been to all of the above and they're genuinely nice, cool places and more importantly are in fantastic areas that you can easily spend a whole day in. Lowest greenville and Northpark in particular are just very pleasant if you've got time to relax and money to burn.
The colony, by contrast, is a shithole with literally nothing worth doing, and it's an hour drive from Dallas proper.

I've heard some suggest the bowling alley is in a shady area of town, is that true? What are the chances of Ralph getting mugged in the parking lot?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I've heard some suggest the bowling alley is in a shady area of town, is that true? What are the chances of Ralph getting mugged in the parking lot?

We’ll, it’s next to a Big Lots and housed in the former “Thrift Giant” so it’s certainly not in an upscale area of the town, but it does sound like a Ralphamale type of place.

 

[Useless(?) Boomer]

We’ll, it’s next to a Big Lots and housed in the former “Thrift Giant” so it’s certainly not in an upscale area of the town, but it does sound like a Ralphamale type of place.

I'm really tempted to go. But if I order tickets Ralph and anyone who hacks Ralph will have my dox. I wouldn't try to do a project veritas or cause a scene, just be a fly on the wall. Plus I'd get a kick out of meeting Mersh, who I unironically like in the same way one likes their crazy redneck/wigger cousin who is a pathological liar but fun and actually does come through for you in a pinch now and then.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

I'm really tempted to go. But if I order tickets Ralph and anyone who hacks Ralph will have my dox. I wouldn't try to do a project veritas or cause a scene, just be a fly on the wall. Plus I'd get a kick out of meeting Mersh, who I unironically like in the same way one likes their crazy redneck/wigger cousin who is a pathological liar but fun and actually does come through for you in a pinch now and then.

This raises a decent question if you can pay at the door which I don't know if that has been asked and answered.

 

[Christorian X]

Buy a Visa gift card and have the ticket mailed to the bowling alley.

 

[Top Skink]

I've heard some suggest the bowling alley is in a shady area of town, is that true? What are the chances of Ralph getting mugged in the parking lot?

Yes it's in a shitty area, but chances of a mugging are about zero. It's just one of those rundown shopping malls in the colony, which is just a mediocre shit neighborhood on the outskirts of the city. Take any generic single-story shitter urban layout from the 70's, add hispanics and old white people, and you've got the idea.


Choosing such a shithole place is really just another insight into Ralph's cheap shitter mindset. Go look on the websites for Bowl n Barrel or Punch bowl social- they're exceptionally nice venues that have a good atmosphere, places you can stream yourself at and show off. Not classy per se, but cool. I mean no offense to the Lakes lanes people, but it's not somewhere I would want to stream myself, let alone get married at- it looks like the kind of place you'd go for a shitty birthday party as a kid.
Step up yo game Ralph, you're going to the wrong city to be a cheapskate- Dallas rivals Patrick Bateman in attention to self image

 

[JewBacca]

Does anyone believe this is going to be a legit marriage? Don't both people have to pick up and pay for the marriage license in person? Isn't there usually a "cooldown" period, of a few days after both people sign the marriage license at the county clerks office, before you can actually be married? Usually it's between 3-7 days before the ceremony.

 

[twozero]

Does anyone believe this is going to be a legit marriage? Don't both people have to pick up and pay for the marriage license in person? Isn't there usually a "cooldown" period, of a few days after both people sign the marriage license at the county clerks office, before you can actually be married? Usually it's between 3-7 days before the ceremony.

It’ll be regular “Uhh I can’t really talk about that ongoing uhhh legal situation.” for months after the fake wedding, he’ll sign the papers any day now — just like he’ll sign the paternity docs for lil’ Xannie Pillbottle.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

did irategamer even do anything besides not be original enough for the other avgn rip offs? his hate always reminded me more of Alog ranting about how chris made autism look bad and therefore should die despite being part of a cringey group more embarrassing than chris.

I think he made fairly successful toy unboxing channel

 

[Bonanza Jellybean]

Does anyone believe this is going to be a legit marriage? Don't both people have to pick up and pay for the marriage license in person? Isn't there usually a "cooldown" period, of a few days after both people sign the marriage license at the county clerks office, before you can actually be married? Usually it's between 3-7 days before the ceremony.

From a quick search, Texas has a 72 hour waiting period. The funny thing is VA has no waiting period (but they seem to not offer courthouse weddings in most counties) There would also be no waiting period in DC or WV, both of which do offer courthouse ceremonies.

But the real reason to go to Texas is Daddy Dax, Ralph doesn't care if they're actually married or not.