Gross Alice Bender / comingupfern / alicellanispam / alicellani - Pro teen birth Militant Vegan, Doesn't brush her teeth, Wipes her ass with hand towels

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Pardon my ignorance, but why would you want to reuse something that is used to wipe your ass?


So gourmet tape worms?
 
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Pardon my ignorance, but why would you want to reuse something that is used to wipe your ass?

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So gourmet tape worms?

These people are now using reusable toilet paper? Just go outside and get a fucking leaf at this point.

Also, did she say her vegan dog eats dog food out of a dumpster? How would you know it’s vegan as opposed to regular dog food? Is there even such a thing as commercial vegan dog food?
 
Also, did she say her vegan dog eats dog food out of a dumpster? How would you know it’s vegan as opposed to regular dog food? Is there even such a thing as commercial vegan dog food?
I've done my research, and apparently this is vegan because it was going to be thrown out. This practice is called "freeganism ".
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So Alice's dog is technically vegan, but it still eats (expired) meat.
 
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Re: premastication, in all my years mired in treehuggy internet wokeness, Alice is mercifully somehow only the third case I've encountered.

Alicia "Clueless" Silverstone made news a few years ago for posting a pic of herself spitting food into her toddler's mouth. Of course she doubled down, and people in the comments cried cultural insensitivity at anyone put off by a moneyed modern Western woman not just puréeing some produce in the Vita-Mix.

Not long after, I stumbled across another mention in an elderly woman's account of working for a rural American family in the early 1900s. She recalled "chewing food for the baby," which was listed without comment like all the other chores.

Premastication is understandable in contexts outside kitchens full of gadgets, layman grasp of germ theory, and baby food in every store. Here and now, it belongs on the Nope List with all the other risky crunchymama fuckery.

The immune system argument is fuckwittery too. There's research out there now suggesting you shouldn't even share bites of food with kids or kiss them on the mouth, as you risk spreading cold sores and cavity-causing bacteria. A child's immune system isn't some perfect OS that can install every cootie update problem-free.
 
These people are now using reusable toilet paper? Just go outside and get a fucking leaf at this point.

Oh god, I’d forgotten this was a thing. It isn’t new in crunchy circles.

Some women get really fixated on cloth diapers. Genuinely obsessed. They spend a fortune on the latest cute designs, join FB groups to talk about the best brands… it’s like a niche cult.

But of course eventually, their kids are toilet trained and don’t need diapers anymore. Enter… family cloth. That’s what they call it. Two baskets in the bathroom: one with clean cloths and one with… used cloths.

So if you really miss washing diapers covered in pee and excrement, family cloth really fills that void in your life.
 
Oh, this the bitch that let her kid eat sand? Fucking child abuser, true horrorcow

I just feel bad for the kid

Oh god, I’d forgotten this was a thing. It isn’t new in crunchy circles.

Some women get really fixated on cloth diapers. Genuinely obsessed. They spend a fortune on the latest cute designs, join FB groups to talk about the best brands… it’s like a niche cult.

But of course eventually, their kids are toilet trained and don’t need diapers anymore. Enter… family cloth. That’s what they call it. Two baskets in the bathroom: one with clean cloths and one with… used cloths.

So if you really miss washing diapers covered in pee and excrement, family cloth really fills that void in your life.
For fucks sake just how far would people go to not use a bidet? What kind of brain rot is this?
 
The funniest part is that she may be pregnant (it's not confirmed because, you know, pregnancy tests aren't vegan and whatnot) but apparently, according to her own logic, she's too old to have children at this point. The bitch is 22 and thinks she's at the age of having a geriatric pregnancy.

She's fully convinced that teenage years are the best years to be pregnant, and she's voiced her jealousy for teen moms. It's downright fucking creepy.
 
Want to move this thread but not quite sure where. Is this Lolcow or is this Gross BP? Leaning towards the later tbh
 
I'm glad she finally has a thread. Nice work, OP

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Looking for videos about Fern having rickets

Did locate the video regarding domestic violence and Alice talking about a possible divorce because of the abuse.

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I'm also super glad to have stumbled across this thread, I've been following her for ages thinking she was crazy AF- it's interesting to hear about her past and potential SA, I know a lot of users on here basically have the "pull up your bootstraps" or "it wasn't actually that bad" mentality when it comes to childhood trauma and how it reflects later on in adult years but honestly with all the shit Alice posts it wouldn't be surprising if she came from a super fucked up background.

This is the first I've heard about DV but I have always thought it was so strange that Alice just takes Fern out and about to different states and such without her husband. I know she's posted a video in which she said "Daddy Fern" (or whatever she calls her husband) asked her when they would be home from one of their road trips and she essentially brushed him off with a non-answer.
To be honest, I'm more curious about him than I am of Alice (especially now)- I could certainly see him being some weird, socially inept loser who jumped at the chance of having Alice's full attention and had to lock that down ASAP. I could certainly see him being the type of guy that cries back at their toddler in frustration because the toddler isn't able to explicitly state exactly what they need (which is why Alice literally always has Fern). Not that that excuses anything Alice says or posts- just adds another layer to everything.

Doubt he even has anything worthy of him to report back on, but I will honor my duty as a KF member and let y'all know if I find something regardless :fapcup:
 
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Looking for videos about Fern having rickets

Did locate the video regarding domestic violence and Alice talking about a possible divorce because of the abuse.

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I had never seen the DV videos. Jesus Alice. He practically screams “bad vibes” but she was too autistic to take note.
Hopefully she’s cognisant enough to have video evidence of the above?
 
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