James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

[Bob Loblaw Law Blog]

It would have been really cool had he used his weight as the nerd to see if he could track down anybody involved in the making of ET and doing an interview. Or if he can't track down anyone related to ET maybe see if he can find people who worked for Atari during that period and ask what it was like to work for them at that time. Go into detail how a shit load if fuck is made.

Do something different and informative. The name has weight especially years ago, someone would be willing to talk to him.

he did get Howard Scott Warshaw

but do you honestly trust james to be a good interviewer?

 

[BrunoMattei]

he did get Howard Scott Warshaw

but do you honestly trust james to be a good interviewer?

I think he did a good job here:

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Where's our supermarket cake?

you wanted - you got it

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Rise and Fall is a weird name for something that scarcely discusses a rise or a fall. Anyway, I’d only recommend this video in the event that you’re trying to sober yourself up, or purposely want to try to get an epileptic seizure.

I think what I find weird is the fact that it is covering a downfall that has only really just begun. We are still way too early into James's downfall to be able to tell the story of it. Come back a year or two from now to see how bad things have gotten.

 

[Keavy Rain]

If you can make a 6 hour video on any subject on YouTube then I automatically will not watch just due to that.

I know people are complaining about TikTok and short videos, but goddamn ya think this is going in the opposite direction a bit too much?

Last time I checked The Right Opinion started doing those “LOTR Extended Edition” style videos with Nikocado Avocado and Blaire White. The problem I have with the Niko video is his insistence on including a lot of boring shit that, at the end, amounts to nothing.

My breaking point with TRO and the whole “Longform” videos was the Blaire White doc, where he had to constantly stop the video to virtue signal that he’s “One of the good ones” and doesn’t support the evil villain Blaire White and her plan to kill off the Transgender community and celebrate it by being spitroasted by Donald Trump and Tom MacDonald as Ben Shapiro watches from the closet.

Basically, there is definitely a need for some subjects to get that longform deep dive but AVGN’s career isn’t interesting enough to support a six hour documentary…unless you tie in the rise and fall of both ScrewAttack and GameTrailers.

The Craig and Tom fight over SA’s ownership, The Game Heroes, GameAttack, SGC and Craig’s post-RT buyout activities alone could get you a good 90 minutes to two hours.

For those not in the know, Craig’s gone full Q-anon with his brother after the 2020 election.

Add in the shit that’s come out about the GameTrailers staff and you’ll EASILY hit the three hour mark without a dull moment.

 

[Tism the Return]

New James, new Raid sponsor ad.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

"She still makes them pretty difficult"



James is a fucking retard. I'm a fucking retard for watching this piss poor nontent.

 

[Gru]

New James, new Raid sponsor ad.

Didn't they say the last one of these was the finale? How many more times is James going to have Kieran muh kids make more shitty mario maker levels?

Edit: "lots of times she'll be designing a course and then she'll make me play a little bit of it, and she watches me play it, she sees the problems and then she takes it back and starts fixing it and then i say nonono, keep it, Daddy needs to use that for a video."

are you kidding me.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

Didn't they say the last one of these was the finale? How many more times is James going to have Kieran muh kids make more shitty mario maker levels?

As many as needed until he has more time.

 

[Tism the Return]

Didn't they say the last one of these was the finale? How many more times is James going to have Kieran muh kids make more shitty mario maker levels?

My guess is he recorded a million of those to upload whenever. His voice in the video sounds at an all time low. It's pretty obvious whenever James has to pretend to be excited about something in those levels.

 

[Pringles Can]

Didn't they say the last one of these was the finale? How many more times is James going to have Kieran muh kids make more shitty mario maker levels?

Come on man. It's so wholesome and fun according to the comments. Didn't you know for every time you criticize James' kids Mario maker levels that a starving kid in Africa gets a bite to eat that could have gone to his kids?

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

So I stopped watching AVGN seriously around the time the movie came out, and only dip my toes in for funny shit people tell me about. So I just found out about James story about finding Steven Spielberg on AOL and I'm fucking dying. James is such a retard.

 

[Jack Awful]

So I stopped watching AVGN seriously around the time the movie came out, and only dip my toes in for funny shit people tell me about. So I just found out about James story about finding Steven Spielberg on AOL and I'm fucking dying. James is such a retard.

I just wanted to say that I am in fact Quentin Tarantino.
James, call me, I want you to star in my next picture.
I also love saying nigger.

 

[Pissmaster]

So I stopped watching AVGN seriously around the time the movie came out, and only dip my toes in for funny shit people tell me about. So I just found out about James story about finding Steven Spielberg on AOL and I'm fucking dying. James is such a retard.

I watched Mike's face the whole time James was telling that story, and you could tell he's been through this exact kind of conversation hundreds of times with James, where he knows there's no point in telling James he might be wrong, so he just goes along with it and lightly mocks him just enough so he won't catch on.

After that episode, James probably did look at his viewcounts and assumed there's a good chance Spielberg really has watched at least one J&MM.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

I watched Mike's face the whole time James was telling that story, and you could tell he's been through this exact kind of conversation hundreds of times with James, where he knows there's no point in telling James he might be wrong, so he just goes along with it and lightly mocks him just enough so he won't catch on.

After that episode, James probably did look at his viewcounts and assumed there's a good chance Spielberg really has watched at least one J&MM.

The fact that the guy behind Elmo in Grouchland is making a face that screams "Wow, you're a fucking retard" really says a lot.

 

[Observotron]

It's been some time now and i still can't believe how half assed everything around episode 200 was, especially this cake that James' own wife got for him. It's like she wanted to spend as little money and time as possible buying something for her husband's career milestone... she must be deeply in love with him... right?

I could be wrong, but hasn't he mentioned how his wife doesn't like him doing the AVGN stuff anymore?

 

[Pringles Can]

I just wanted to say that I am in fact Quentin Tarantino.
James, call me, I want you to star in my next picture.
I also love saying nigger.

Can I star in your next movie? I also do enjoy using various racial slurs randomly. My only limit is foot shots. You can not record my feet.

 

[Jack Awful]

Can I star in your next movie? I also do enjoy using various racial slurs randomly. My only limit is foot shots. You can not record my feet.

Are you a beautiful woman? If not, keep those things covered!

 

[Jan Ciągwa]

Dude needs to come to terms with getting old and quit the tricks or embrace bald.

Spoiler: some tricks work

Or you can just break it up into parts. There is an audience for people to listen and watch long form documentaries, but you need to know when to cut it.

If you are going to be autistic enough to do a six hour documentary you might as well just go all out. Cover each saga and take your time, but do it in separate videos taking no more than 3 hours at the absolute max.

Even then you might want to think about what can be cut or moved to another video altogether. If there is something interesting that you want to cover, but not relevant to the larger picture it can be moved to another video.

Watch it in hour-long spurts or write down timestamps for later you lazy nigger.

 

[PeriodicTrouble]

Cinemassacre so far this year has been dull. It's just James doing shallow reviews that are more like summaries with the Cobra Kai one being months too late. This latest Mario Maker video just shows that they are just going with safe and boring videos after how much of a trainwreck the channel was last year with the Podcast, Rex Viper, and the Monster Madness Plagiarism controversy.