salmonellajack
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He ate the chilli and had to ask was it meat. Some pallete you have there Jacky boy - really justifies the ridiculous looking to the ceiling you do after every bite
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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This shit doesn't make sense and shows how unaware jackoff is.
Youtube is huge and seems like it won't fall soon given that they have no fear introducing dumb changes.
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Forget who dies first between boogie and jack. I want to know which will happen first, Jack dies or his iris disappears.
DX10
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Fucking hell I have seen people with arc eye that look better.
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The inability to dilate the eyes properly is often a sign of brain damage.
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Chili omelettes are fucking autistic in the first place. The only place that gets a pass is Waffle House, because I say so!
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There are so many better fillings for an omelet and so many better things to use chili for.
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Chili omelettes sound fucking disgusting in general, I don't care who makes them. The chili is just going to overpower the omelette anyway, why fucking bother?
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Hahahaha fucks sake of course Fat Jack has a literal retard army with Bennie Sears as the commandant! “Wouldn’t harm his body” - LMFAO
ETA: when he says “his credit card” it probably is either Mommywife’s or he’s a supplementary cardholder linked to Mommywife’s account. What a fat loser. Get you job to get you credit cards, unemployed fuck.
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If you REALLY want to pretend you're a discerning epicurean, you don't review fast food places and try to cram half the burger down your throat when taking a bite.
Also, his omelet looked absolutely nasty in that video. The eggs didn't even look good. How do you fuck up eggs? I can guarantee his friend likes to eat there because it's super cheap. My grandma was also a connoisseur of extremely cheap, bland restaurants. I learned if the price point is less than $10 for an entrée, the food likely isn't good. I've only encountered one exception so far.
captkrisma
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So I went to Antica Italia tonight. Here are my notes and pictures:
Antica is located in an outdoor shopping area that is highlighted by Jack's favorite movie theater. Also many Jack on the Go staples like Smashing Crab, Red Robin, and Buffalo Wild Wings are all located in the shopping area as well.
I ordered the meatballs and sea bass. my partner ordered the braised beef. We didn't order the risotto. Meatballs were $16, the braised beef was $18, and the sea bass was $39. It seems that Tammy ordered the second most expensive dish as penance for Jack doing a spite review.
The food was good. Clean tasting.
Just kidding. The meatballs were larger than I expected, slightly larger than golf balls. The marinara sauce was slightly spicy, but not overwhelming. The meatballs themselves weren't greasy and had a mild earthy taste to them that worked well with the spicy marinara sauce. Jack is retarded and his taste buds are demolished if he can't figure out the difference between garlic slivers and pine nuts. Guess what they put in the meatballs? Not cloves of garlic, but pine nuts and sultanas.
The braised beef and meatballs paired very well with the bottle of red I brought for our dinner. For being SO ITALIAN GUYS GABAGOL, Jack doesn't know the difference between pasta and noodles. The beef is inside the pasta. The pasta was al dente, and the beef cheeks inside melted away once I bit into the pasta. My one critique is that the sauce doesn't really stay on the pasta, so it might drip.
The sea bass' skin was the only part of the fish that was seasoned, but the sauce, dried salami, and parsnips helped add flavor and texture. The parsnips had a very satisfying crunch and wasn't overcooked.
Antica is a great spot for a date night or anniversary. I wouldn't recommend it if you judge food based on quantity over quality.
I ordered the meatballs and sea bass. my partner ordered the braised beef. We didn't order the risotto. Meatballs were $16, the braised beef was $18, and the sea bass was $39. It seems that Tammy ordered the second most expensive dish as penance for Jack doing a spite review.
The food was good. Clean tasting.
Just kidding. The meatballs were larger than I expected, slightly larger than golf balls. The marinara sauce was slightly spicy, but not overwhelming. The meatballs themselves weren't greasy and had a mild earthy taste to them that worked well with the spicy marinara sauce. Jack is retarded and his taste buds are demolished if he can't figure out the difference between garlic slivers and pine nuts. Guess what they put in the meatballs? Not cloves of garlic, but pine nuts and sultanas.
The braised beef and meatballs paired very well with the bottle of red I brought for our dinner. For being SO ITALIAN GUYS GABAGOL, Jack doesn't know the difference between pasta and noodles. The beef is inside the pasta. The pasta was al dente, and the beef cheeks inside melted away once I bit into the pasta. My one critique is that the sauce doesn't really stay on the pasta, so it might drip.
The sea bass' skin was the only part of the fish that was seasoned, but the sauce, dried salami, and parsnips helped add flavor and texture. The parsnips had a very satisfying crunch and wasn't overcooked.
Antica is a great spot for a date night or anniversary. I wouldn't recommend it if you judge food based on quantity over quality.
He looks like he's in a German porno.
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Yeah and Mushbrain probably ate a LOT of Krispy Kreme in his lifetime. Can't call them out now when you were one of their best customers.
And yet he blamed his stroke on energy drinks. Drinks that contain caffeine. Does he not see this or did he forget his caffeine induced stroke?
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That's just the wendigo lurking deep within Jacks soul.
Pitch-black eyes are common among those possessed by dark spirits after all.
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Fritz: essen meine scheiß-"käse" "dip" auf, jackie
Jack: okie dokie
Fuck that fucking face he makes, seriously. He looks like a fucking rhino. Jack's is the face that those communist countries have as propaganda for how bad capitalism is and how we're all pigs.
But that ancestry test said he was 88% Epicurean!
abobe
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My favorite type of Jack post. The condescending "I'm the pinnacle of health, I'm better than you because I don't eat sugar." Just because that eclair would put you in a diabetic coma, doesn't mean others can't enjoy a sweet treat.
It's 3am. I'm awaiting Jack's tone-deaf reaction to the current declaration of war. Maybe he'll do something like the Nashville New Years bombing "start the New Year with a bang" line.
captkrisma
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I loved how people on the live chat immediately pounced on how inappropriate that title was and yet Jack still tried to defend it.
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I don't frequent the jack thread often, but holy fuck is that a mighty high horse. I've watched this nigger literally stuff more burger in his mouth because a bite wasn't enough.
And real talk, a twix in a donut? I'd try one. But I've also never had a stroke or diabetes. I also take moderate burger bites.
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We all know Jack is just butthurt because he can't go out and buy a bakers dozen and eat 'em all before he gets home.
Dead Air
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Eagerly awaiting Jack's hot takes on Russia.