Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[DrJonesHat]

Some of us have speculated Russ will sue Yovanna for not responding to his video, but I think even he would have a hard of it. She doesn't appear to have a reputation for doing things for fans. However, she did say (or whoever runs her social media said) that she was glad she inspired him to write the song. Since he took a "like" as a binding agreement from Farrah Abraham to go on a date with him, I can see him claiming he took Yovanna's comment as proof she'd like his video and agree to go out with him so that's why he sunk all the money into the video. Of course, anyone who isn't Russ can see what a gigantic leap that is, and he no grounds to expect anything from her.

 

[Pee Cola]

Pipsqueak is always behind the times when it comes to everything. But at least he's doing something from the 21st century now instead of focusing on 80's and 90's teenage romcoms.

I'm hoping this new song will have a ukelele solo in between Millennial whoops, giving Russhole's latest release the fresh new sound of 2010. I'd also love to hear what it sounds like when Russhole orders Bruno Mars from Wish, but maybe I'm getting a bit greedy.

 

[Drowningman]

Will Goblin release his new song for International women day 2022 this year?
( March 8 2022)
As he did last year to torture everyone.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

I'm hoping this new song will have a ukelele solo in between Millennial whoops, giving Russhole's latest release the fresh new sound of 2010. I'd also love to hear what it sounds like when Russhole orders Bruno Mars from Wish, but maybe I'm getting a bit greedy.

The ukulele is a good idea. I would love to hear Russell venture into twee indie-folk.

 

[StinkySnack]

Will Goblin release his new song for International women day 2022 this year?

Not trying to be a dick, but you’re not gonna make “Goblin” happen. I know you’ve been trying hard, but it’s just not catchy.

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

He tagged her the first time too. Is he taking the post down and reposing it because she isn't responding him? Lets be real here this song is 100% about how Yovanna hasn't sucked him his penis after he wrote her a song. Just like he did with Taylor when he wrote I don't get you Taylor swift.
Edit: if this is the case I guess his next step is to sue her for disability discrimination.

I seem to remember him talking about this song before pursuing Yovanna. I think this is just a general song about what an incel he is. Still, maybe he'll change it up a little to make it about her like he did with his other songs.

 

[Pee Cola]

Not trying to be a dick, but you’re not gonna make “Goblin” happen. I know you’ve been trying hard, but it’s just not catchy.

True. We already have Russhole, Shitlips and Pipsqueak. Maybe Crusty Rusty or Russell Queer at a pinch. But yeah... Goblin seems a bit superfluous.

 

[Cheesy Cukes]

She don't like incels.
Oh-ay-oh!
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I'm impressed you managed to get the entire song already.

 

[Viridian]

I seem to remember him talking about this song before pursuing Yovanna. I think this is just a general song about what an incel he is. Still, maybe he'll change it up a little to make it about her like he did with his other songs.

I believe you are correct. The first possible mention I could find of "She Don't Like Nice Guys" in this thread dates back to November 2, 2019:

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That really isn't as profound an observation or as catchy a lyric as he thinks it is...

The first definite mention dates to December 26, 2019:

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By contrast, he dropped "Yo, Yovanna!" on July 21, 2020:

New song officially uploaded. Can't archive because mobile's being meh.

Also available on iTunes!

At the time the song came out, we didn't really know who he was targeting; Russhole creeps on literally thousands of women on Instagram, after all, we're not going to remember all their names offhand. We figured it out later between her high sub count and Russhole tagging her directly.

So while she may have been on Russhole's creep list back in the winter of 2019, it's unlikely he wrote "She Don't Like Nice Guys" about Yovanna. If this song was targeted at anyone (rather than it being a generic incel anthem), it's more likely the song was inspired by either his infamous stalking of Erika OR his harassment of Skye Lazaro, AKA the married lawyer he bought flowers for and propositioned and then threw a tantrum when she didn't hire him and/or suck him his penis. That incident went down in October 2019. As per one edited version of his (now deleted) Google review of her from October 29, 2019:

As for us ever getting to hear the full version of "She Don't Like Nice Guys" for ourselves, I'm still skeptical. My going theory remains that he has failed to pay the music production company for the song, which is why he keeps claiming he'll be releasing it "soon" and posting the same 3 second or so long sample, then drops the subject for another couple of months. I don't see what he thinks he's doing by repeatedly teasing this shitty song before (maybe) releasing it either. I get that he's trying to replicate the hype-building tactics of professional marketing campaigns, but that only works for artists who are known commodities, already famous with a good sized fan base who are eager to hear more. A total unknown (except in Kiwi and r/niceguys circles) like Russhole can't hook any interest with similar tactics. Yet again proving Russhole has only a cargo cult level of understanding in how to approximate human behavior.

 

[Pee Cola]

So while she may have been on Russhole's creep list back in the winter of 2019, it's unlikely he wrote "She Don't Like Nice Guys" about Yovanna. If this song was targeted at anyone (rather than it being a generic incel anthem), it's more likely the song was inspired by either his infamous stalking of Erika OR his harassment of Skye Lazaro, AKA the married lawyer he bought flowers for and propositioned and then threw a tantrum when she didn't hire him and/or suck him his penis.

Given how Russhole was threatening to cover a Billy Joel song about 20 pages ago, I find it quite fitting that "She Don't Like Nice Guys" has probably been repurposed for a new woman after Russhole had written it, or may have been written with more than one woman in mind at the time.

Bear in mind that Billy wrote "Uptown Girl" when he was dating Elle McPherson but was interested in Christie Brinkley, and there are conflicting stories as to whether the song was written for Elle or Christie.

 

[DrJonesHat]

So while she may have been on Russhole's creep list back in the winter of 2019, it's unlikely he wrote "She Don't Like Nice Guys" about Yovanna. If this song was targeted at anyone (rather than it being a generic incel anthem), it's more likely the song was inspired by either his infamous stalking of Erika OR his harassment of Skye Lazaro, AKA the married lawyer he bought flowers for and propositioned and then threw a tantrum when she didn't hire him and/or suck him his penis. That incident went down in October 2019. As per one edited version of his (now deleted) Google review of her from October 29, 2019:

Don't forget with Mrs. Lazaro he filed a discrimination complaint against her and tried to have her disbarred. She was going to just ignore him, but then people gave her proof she wasn't his first victim. Not sure what happened, but he never talked about it again. There was some speculation she might have been involved with his prosecution for harassing Erika, but nothing was ever confirmed.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Don't forget with Mrs. Lazaro he filed a discrimination complaint against her and tried to have her disbarred. She was going to just ignore him, but then people gave her proof she wasn't his first victim. Not sure what happened, but he never talked about it again.

I've always felt like there was more to that story.

We know he applied for a job with her, and also sent her flowers. Then he unleashed his usual CONSEQUENCES for UNGRATEFUL BITCHES who DON'T LIKE NICE GUYS. And we suspect that Skye quietly, yet efficiently, blackballed him across the industry (not that he probably had a great rep to begin with, after he stormed out of that one job he was laid off from).

But I just sense there are some incredibly juicy details we'll never be privy to. Did he call her husband? Did he pose as a third party to try to convince her to give him a chance? When she told him to fuck off, did she do it by registered letter?

Nothing is off the table, really.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I've always felt like there was more to that story.

We know he applied for a job with her, and also sent her flowers. Then he unleashed his usual CONSEQUENCES for UNGRATEFUL BITCHES who DON'T LIKE NICE GUYS. And we suspect that Skye quietly, yet efficiently, blackballed him across the industry (not that he probably had a great rep to begin with, after he stormed out of that one job he was laid off from).

But I just sense there are some incredibly juicy details we'll never be privy to. Did he call her husband? Did he pose as a third party to try to convince her to give him a chance? When she told him to fuck off, did she do it by registered letter?

Nothing is off the table, really.

Personal theory is that she threatened to sue him for defamation and intimidated him into withdrawing his complaint. No evidence, just my feeling.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Simba, it is time.

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"... Instead of being mad about it,"

What's he been up until now? Miffed?

 

[️ronic]

"... Instead of being mad about it,"

What's he been up until now? Miffed?

"Instead of being mad about it, I wrote a passive-aggressive song about how ungrateful these whores are."

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Simba, it is time.

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Oh man, I can't wait to listen to this banger.

SHe don't like nice guys oh way oh
She likes bad boys that make her cry
She don't like gentlemen oh way oh
That threaten them with litigation

 

[Pee Cola]

We know he applied for a job with her, and also sent her flowers. Then he unleashed his usual CONSEQUENCES for UNGRATEFUL BITCHES who DON'T LIKE NICE GUYS. And we suspect that Skye quietly, yet efficiently, blackballed him across the industry (not that he probably had a great rep to begin with, after he stormed out of that one job he was laid off from).

Interesting. Apparently Russhole was on his way to a blackballing after talking smack about Skordas during the chimpout he had when he was let go from TriskBritt. I suspect the Skye Lazaro incident sealed the deal.

ICYMI TriskBritt was one of the law firms Russhole worked for in SLC

 

[The Great Citracett]

The latest in hype building, the post was deleted and reposted yet again.

This time it has an "album cover" added, with no vocalist credited. Probably their choice. But can you really blame them?

Not sure I'd want my name attached to this particular project either.



Distrokid is now the only thing tagged, and he removed the more incel-ish hashtags like #niceguysfinishlast.

 

[StinkySnack]

Distrokid is now the only thing tagged,

No, he just tagged everyone one on top of eachother so you have to view the full list to see who all was tagged. Was this his attempt to throw us off?



Kim Kardashian?

 

[DrJonesHat]

The latest in hype building, the post was deleted and reposted yet again.

This time it has an "album cover" added, with no vocalist credited. Probably their choice. But can you really blame them?

Not sure I'd want my name attached to this particular project either.

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Distrokid is now the only thing tagged, and he removed the more incel-ish hashtags like #niceguysfinishlast.

I can't sing, but if I was desperate enough to take this job, I'd insist on remaining anonymous and being paid in cash, at night, in a deserted parking garage, in small unmarked bills.