Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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If he quit drinking he'd drop 30 lbs in 6 weeks.
It's more than likely the constant DoorDash. In the past he'd eat huge "food hacks", but it'd be the only the he ate from anywhere between 24 to 36 hours. Now thanks to paypigs and "trolls" he can easily get two disgusting fast food deliveries twice a day for essentially no money.
 
Gut looking a little thicker today
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his whole diet is beer and fast food, so it makes since that hes getting fat. beer is around 90-120 each. he can drink 8 in one sitting. thats around 800. add 2000 (or more) for his door dash, that will add up. he's going to each 300+ one of these days (if he doesn't die frist)
 
It's more than likely the constant DoorDash. In the past he'd eat huge "food hacks", but it'd be the only the he ate from anywhere between 24 to 36 hours. Now thanks to paypigs and "trolls" he can easily get two disgusting fast food deliveries twice a day for essentially no money.

He would lose shitload of weight if quit drinking. Doordash don’t help but amount of calories in the booze is crazy — especially his faggy sugar drinks. Cutting out sugar and alcohol does wonders.

I was wondering when he would get fat. The sheer amount of booze and fast food is catching up. Funny thing is he will probably never admit it haha He would just take his shirt off and flex some rolls
 
Not having a schedule and riding his bike everywhere don't help matters either. Unless you've got crazy self control, sitting around in an armchair drinking and eating whenever is going to make you fat.

He's just building muscle, toobs.
And that's just it, he doesn't NEED to Ride Bike to stay in shape, tewbs...
 
Something I came across. I'm incredibly disappointed that I watched it.

Warning, this is for of age eyes only.

I got a stupid question; is Chaturbate a two way thing? Like does he realize he's on camera but just didn't realize 'Tewbs had it, or is he just (thinking he's) having a full on conversation alone? I know him muttering to himself isn't a new discovery but the prelude to him pulling out his schlong makes me think maybe he assumed he was putting on a show for some Of Age cyberslut.
 
Not having a schedule and riding his bike everywhere don't help matters either. Unless you've got crazy self control, sitting around in an armchair drinking and eating whenever is going to make you fat.

He's just building muscle, toobs.
yeah, biking for 10-15 mins doesn't burn off the 3k of calories he gets a day.
 
The Cobra's mist is really catching up with him. If he quit drinking he'd drop 30 lbs in 6 weeks. Puffiness isn't helping anything because he already had huge fluffy features and a gourd head.
He would seize up on stream in like 3 days.
It's more than likely the constant DoorDash. In the past he'd eat huge "food hacks", but it'd be the only the he ate from anywhere between 24 to 36 hours. Now thanks to paypigs and "trolls" he can easily get two disgusting fast food deliveries twice a day for essentially no money.
I do also think his eating is probably doing more damage than the alcohol since most alcoholic kindling comes from the fact that its either binge drinkers or people drinking all day--you can outlast binge drinking longer term than young college aged-to-maybe-30ish "functional alcoholics" that end up really hurting from the party lifestyle and skipping food to get fucked up easier, it and cutting it back in their late 20s or so when they start to have responsibilities and shit.

Alcohol can deplete your vitamins and shit, so while hes not eating nutritious food hes still getting more than someone who drinks a 5 martini lunch every day. I think its also slowing down his drinking in a certain way (or being broke is), hes not the alcoholic drinking a handle a day and ends up like throwing up blood or whatever, shitting just water and getting stomach ulcers and acid reflux and cancer that goes untreated.
yeah, biking for 10-15 mins doesn't burn off the 3k of calories he gets a day.
Certainly not on flat ground, in probably flat ass middle of nowhere Wyoming. Hes not gonna be riding up and down hills or BMXing and going on trails and shit right?
 
I got a stupid question; is Chaturbate a two way thing? Like does he realize he's on camera but just didn't realize 'Tewbs had it, or is he just (thinking he's) having a full on conversation alone? I know him muttering to himself isn't a new discovery but the prelude to him pulling out his schlong makes me think maybe he assumed he was putting on a show for some Of Age cyberslut.
If I had to guess he encourages people to watch him abuse himself. I think in one of those bizarre mutterings to nobody he mentioned that in order to get off he has to imagine an of age woman who would want to end his dry spell.
 
I got a stupid question; is Chaturbate a two way thing? Like does he realize he's on camera but just didn't realize 'Tewbs had it, or is he just (thinking he's) having a full on conversation alone? I know him muttering to himself isn't a new discovery but the prelude to him pulling out his schlong makes me think maybe he assumed he was putting on a show for some Of Age cyberslut.
I think Chaturbate is mostly used like a twitch service where you throw coins at people streaming. Josh was using it like youtube, uploading videos of himself beating the cobra in the hopes that an of age girl was casually browsing the site looking for a goth stud. So I'm guessing when he records it, it shows 0 viewers and then he saves it to the site. No post nut shame could even bring him to the realization that it's a bad idea.

What I find interesting was that despite his entire life being monitored by trolls, he was doing it for a while before it became public knowledge. Like even back to his old apartment. Everyone knew he watched whores on chaturbate but I guess no one was really monitoring his profile (which was named "gothickingcobra").
 
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I was wondering when he would get fat. The sheer amount of booze and fast food is catching up. Funny thing is he will probably never admit it haha He would just take his shirt off and flex some rolls
It's looking like a gradual change (no one wakes up fat, bud) that he wouldn't notice (or want to) but the viewers will and he will only admit to it until he can't deny it, like his hair loss.

My delusions are hoping that this prompts him to workout with Clint. But it will most likely lead him to develop some eating disorder that will screw with his health more
 
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