Crossover 2/25/2022 Ethan Ralph at AFPACIII (Glowing Convention) - Ethan Ralph meets his Master Nicholas J. Fuentes. Crossover event with Fuentes and Torba, GriftPACIII.

[A Sunset]

No matter how many pictures I see I don't think I’ll ever get used to his tiny little legs.

Sargon said he got his suit last minute and Ralph supposedly had his tailored. Not much a tailor can do I guess when you have the body of humpty dumpty.
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It’s funny to think Sargon’s loose-fitting suit was a big joke for awhile in Ralph’s “Sektur” - now Sargon looks like a Chad Adonis next to the clown on the right. Gator’s fat as fuck but at least he knows how to find a suit coat that fits him, and he’s not always pointing like a retard and making stupid faces like Gunt.

Everything Ralph’s enemies have done that he’s laughed at in the past, he’s now done himself 1000x more shamefully and comically. Now, this even extends to wearing a fucking suit. I can’t believe he showed up like this lmao.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

No matter how many pictures I see I don't think I’ll ever get used to his tiny little legs.

Sargon said he got his suit last minute and Ralph supposedly had his tailored. Not much a tailor can do I guess when you have the body of humpty dumpty.
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That suit was not tailored. There's no way.

 

[JustStopDude]

Usually it’s lower body edema with heart failure and Ralph’s legs are sticks.

Upper body could either mean a deep vein thrombosis (didn’t Ralph get the jab after all) or a tumor putting pressure on the superior vena cava or lymphatic system.

Diagnosis:
Ethan Ralph is a fat alcoholic wigger with delusions of who he is and also almost cried on stream with Metokur

You are absolutely right. His legs should be swollen twice the size of a normal person his height. Instead, it's like he is in peg legs Ralph is such a conundrum.

Wait ...did Ralph manage to lose both legs to diabetes and we alogs never caught on?!? Are those peg legs?

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

That suit was not tailored. There's no way.

Especially on such short notice.

EDIT: Even if it's TROO, that tailor must have been high as a fucking kite if that's the end result.

 

[DonDaLemon]

That suit was not tailored. There's no way.

But he's gonna be under 220 by June. So he'll have it taken in then. And then they'll be able to make another suit with the excess material.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

That suit was not tailored. There's no way.

The only way I could believe it was tailored was that gunt got pissed at the tailor for measuring him up to 5'0, and threw a hissy fit until it was changed to 6'0

 

[skol]

-Hello? Tailorer? Yes it’s Ethan. I won’t be able to attend measuring, but I measured myself so base the suit off of it. First of all, I’m 6”1 tall…

 

[Gaymead]

Who wore it better?
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New poll.

Aw cahme ahn, do we really need a poll? The answer’s so obvious; it’s like ralph would say:
“No contest.”

Sargon won, btw

 

[Johnny Clyde Cash]

No matter how many pictures I see I don't think I’ll ever get used to his tiny little legs.
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Ralph did the impossible and took the statement 'your arms are as thick as your legs' and turned it from an aspirational gym bro compliment to a remark of disgust and confusion.

When this nigga dies they'll need to perform his autopsy at Area 51.

 

[Sam Losco]

No matter how many pictures I see I don't think I’ll ever get used to his tiny little legs.

Sargon said he got his suit last minute and Ralph supposedly had his tailored. Not much a tailor can do I guess when you have the body of humpty dumpty.
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This is why I voted for Gator. He appears to fit that suit nicely and it him. Sargon's is oversized a bit and Ralph's is just clown world suit.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

No matter how many pictures I see I don't think I’ll ever get used to his tiny little legs.

Sargon said he got his suit last minute and Ralph supposedly had his tailored. Not much a tailor can do I guess when you have the body of humpty dumpty.
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Are you saying Ralph claimed that suit was tailored?! LMAO. That’s a worse lie than him telling Jim he didn’t dox Gator, five minutes after he bragged about doxing Gator.

He can’t have said that. It’s obviously an off-the rack cheap suit from Men’s Warehouse or Goodwill. It takes weeks to have a suit tailored, even alterations take some time time. But Ralph probably has no idea what “tailored” even means. Maybe the poor clerk used some hem tape on his pants because they didn’t carry a 24 inch inseam pants and Ralph mistook that for tailoring.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

Are you saying Ralph claimed that suit was tailored?! LMAO. That’s a worse lie than him telling Jim he didn’t dox Gator, five minutes after he bragged about doxing Gator.

He can’t have said that. It’s obviously an off-the rack cheap suit from Men’s Warehouse or Goodwill. It takes weeks to have a suit tailored, even alterations take some time time. But Ralph probably has no idea what “tailored” even means. Maybe the poor clerk used some hem tape on his pants because they didn’t carry a 24 inch inseam pants and Ralph mistook that for tailoring.

I think his words were, and I'm paraphrasing here, "I forgot my suit at home so tomorrow I'm going to go get fitted for a new one". He didn't specifically use the word "tailor" so it was a bit open to interpretation.

 

[SevenEightNine]

I have enjoyed all of the suit comments in this thread.

Meighs undeniable baby bump gives me the sads. I wanted Null to be right. So bad. Now there's a baby coming into Ethan Ralph's home

 

[Braphamut]

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Look at the unbelievable proportions of this rock troll. His lower legs take up like 1/5 of his entire body. The suit drapes so far over his massive gut which makes him look incredibly, abnormally short - and he’s already a MANLET. Also, how the fuck do you make your legs even do that? They’re already touching like under his knee and bowing inward. My theory is that his legs are so lacking in muscle, and his gunt so heavy, that Ralph’s leg bones are slowly collapsing inward and will soon snap.

This is possibly the worst looking suit combo I’ve ever seen. I don’t even know how you found a suit this terrible looking - it’s shockingly ugly and comical. Ralph, you are a circus freak with a bizarre body, and you’ve clearly never been fatter.

Ratio'd

 

[GL09]

That suit was not tailored. There's no way.

It looks like something stolen of a dead relative. He tweeted what he was going to wear and said his suit would be done in a week. Unless he meant it was at the dry cleaners or something. I might have read too much into it. But he really should have learned his lesson from Sargon and got something proper fitting.

 

[Keranu]

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Ratio'd

That is incredible.

I believe he said during his driving stream that he forgot his original one at home and was going to get fitted for a new one.

Has he ever traveled and not forgot something? He forgets shit all the time, including his wallet and car keys. Such womanly behavior.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I think his words were, and I'm paraphrasing here, "I forgot my suit at home so tomorrow I'm going to go get fitted for a new one". He didn't specifically use the word "tailor" so it was a bit open to interpretation.

It’s certainly not “fitted” either by any stretch of the imagination. Quickie hem tape, on an emergency basis since there were no inseam for his abnormally short legs off the rack, is the only plausible that could be described as fitting that was done.

I love that he “forgot” his suit. Ralph has been hyping this dumb dinner for months and he forgot the one outfit he needed for it? Why can’t he just admit he doesn’t own a suit and realized he would look out of place in XXXL t-shirt.

I think Ralph had planned on donning his trademark designer outfit (black RL jacket, Gucci glasses, Armani purse, timberland lifts, etc..) but frens I hate to day it, but I think the ultimate Ralphamale outfit bit the dust in Lisbon. Not only did they take his purse, but ruined his go-to ensemble. Thankfully the Gucci sunglasses did survive.

 

[CringeMomma]

I think his words were, and I'm paraphrasing here, "I forgot my suit at home so tomorrow I'm going to go get fitted for a new one". He didn't specifically use the word "tailor" so it was a bit open to interpretation.

I believe the suit in the pics is the "tailored" suit he bragged out... during the road trip he bitched about leaving the shirt, matching wigger hats, and his vape charger.

 

[Keranu]

I believe the suit in the pics is the "tailored" suit he bragged out... during the road trip he bitched about leaving the shirt, matching wigger hats, and his vape charger.

How can he forget so much shit? Every single time. I've known other alcoholics that are more competent than Ralph is. I guess he grew up expecting Sandra to pack everything for him, including his trips to college.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

I'm still curious if he wore his compression socks or actually had real dress socks. Then again he was probably sitting the majority of the time during this event.