Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Blewberry Nausea]

Reddit: Zelenksy should totes turn into a blue-yellow Hulk and heckin' flatten everyone and everything from Kiev to Vladivostok.

I was thinking more it is just gonna be Putin saying ‘give up Zelensky or this keeps going’ but sure.

 

[Anya15]

Do not expect much. Considering the Russian delegation is led by Medinsky, it is going to demand unconditional surrender. Which is not likely to happen.

And expect some archduke ferdinand type clownery where Putin will use as justification to keep the war going.

Fuck me. Should be mandatory for politicians to take history classes to you know, avoid making the same mistakes.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

I really didn't think we'd get this dramatic this quickly but it's all a performance when anyone has the ability to share the ongoing situation with the world.

Imagine WWII with social media.

 

[Manly_Brony]

>(...) prisoners are being released on masse from prisons who promised that they would "fight Russian aggression."
Massive warcrime kino incoming if true.

From Stolz der Nation and Volkssturm to International Brigades and Dirlewanger SS in two days.

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

I really didn't think we'd get this dramatic this quickly but it's all a performance when anyone has the ability to share the ongoing situation with the world.

Imagine WWII with social media.

Can you imagine the sheer mindfuck of the allies trying to hide D-Day.

 

[Smolrolls]

"I can't believe some people are mad at me for supporting a country at war" is the most autistic sentiment expressed in this thread and it's not even close.

Say anything against the Coronavirus pandemic and the restrictions that constricted your life; Your selfish and a murderer. Say anything against Black Lives Matter who burn your cities and demonize you for crimes you weren't alive to commit; Your a rascist and a bigot. Say anything against Ukraine that's been put on a pedestal by a mainstream media, who think of you as a mindless animal at best, and an incompetent government, that hates you at most; Your evil and psychotic.

 

[Saleh]

BREAKING NEWS.

The "The old man of kiev" has reportedly raped more than 10.000 young Russian conscripts and says that he will move to Russia to assault 90.000 Russian children.

It's also reported that Joe Biden has requested the services of "the old man of kiev" to bring him 40.000 Russian children in chains to satisfy the "needs" of billionaires.

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

BREAKING NEWS.

The "The old man of kiev" has reportedly raped more than 10.000 young Russian conscripts and says that he will move to Russia to assault 90.000 Russian children.

It's also reported that Joe Biden has requested the services of "the old man of kiev" to bring him 40.000 Russian children in chains to satisfy the "needs" of billionaires.

Joined: Feb 20, 2022

Huh

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

Can you imagine the sheer mindfuck of the allies trying to hide D-Day.

All I can imagine is the sheer amount of TikTok ParaDrops

 

[BeautifulCancer]

From Stolz der Nation and Volkssturm to International Brigades and Dirlewanger SS in two days.

Russia is going to take action on this

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

Can you imagine the sheer mindfuck of the allies trying to hide D-Day.

Imagining some edgy idiots taking selfies in the midst of warfare and posting them everywhere

 

[The Foldless Brain]

From Stolz der Nation and Volkssturm to International Brigades and Dirlewanger SS in two days.

For all the nazi memes Russia tritely pushes I appreciate the Ukrainian commitment to playing all the Fall of Berlin best hits on fast forward complete with Zelensky in a bunker.

 

[burntwater]

All I can imagine is the sheer amount of TikTok ParaDrops

Field hospital nurses dancing on TikTok.

 

[Defensive Ella Purnell]

Question for the based milispergs here.

Have the Russians been using AK12's or is it still 74's? Are they using the Ratnik system? Do they all have body armour?

I remember clips of Russian troops in Syria a few years back and they seemed equivalent in professionalism and equipment to US/UK troops at a glance. From what I've seen here it's not the same. Am I right in assuming because Syria wasn't a full scale conflict they could afford to use their best troops and equipment and now that's not the case because they need troops en-masse?

 

[pisswomble]

What's with all the yanky support for Putin in here? He openly detests you lot, sees you as lower than rats and you're all simping for him like seasoned lolcows. Some of the weirdest most hilarious shit I've ever seen on the internet

 

[7-Up Thirsting Vampire]

I know someone posted similar already
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"Gentlemen, it's been an honor playing with you tonight."

Well shit.
Gonna google antirad shelter instructions and guides on how to avoid radiation exposure, just in case.

Russians claim Ukraine is using phosphorous munitions.
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I doubt that it's true, he lied about no Russian casualties and maybe he's now lying about phosphorous weps.

All I can imagine is the sheer amount of TikTok ParaDrops

Imagine if those DickCock dancers were like drummers in 18-19 centuries? That would be hilarious.

Russia is going to take action on this

I legit thought about that a week ago, like "what if this shit escolates too far that the Russian Army will start using child soldiers and make their analogue of Volkssturm?".

 

[BeautifulCancer]

I actually thought about that a week ago, like "what if this shit escolates too far that the Russian Army will start using child soldiers and make an analogue of Volkssturm?".

Too bad the Ukrainians are doing that

 

[No_one]

Severodonetsk, citizens mad at Ukrainian army for driving their vehicles into residential areas.

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

Question for the based milispergs here.

Have the Russians been using AK12's or is it still 74's? Are they using the Ratnik system? Do they all have body armour?

I remember clips of Russian troops in Syria a few years back and they seemed equivalent in professionalism and equipment to US/UK troops at a glance. From what I've seen here it's not the same. Am I right in assuming because Syria wasn't a full scale conflict they could afford to use their best troops and equipment and now that's not the case because they need troops en-masse?

Syria was more or less an expedition for the Russians unless they seriously fucked up they weren't risking much.

Now they're fighting an entrenched enemy and have alot of soviet era stock they can just waste away.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

What's with all the yanky support for Putin in here? He openly detests you lot, sees you as lower than rats and you're all simping for him like seasoned lolcows. Some of the weirdest most hilarious shit I've ever seen on the internet

Best case scenario is Zelensky and Putin take each other out in tard rage