Can't wait to see Chris on "My 600 lb Life".
I believe all the people on that show have feeders to bring them food.
There's a limit to how fat Chris can become before he's unable to get to sheetz on his own power. Who is going to be so dedicated to feeding ChrisChunk that he can reach 600 lbs.? I doubt even the worst of weens have that much dedication. Even Barb eventually lost weight with only Chris to get supplies.
It won't be until the plea deal is finalized/sentencing is completed and the judge tells him that if he ever goes back to the house or goes near Barb that he will be taken back to jail that Chris might finally get it through his fat head, and even that isn't a guarantee.
Chris won't figure it out until he is physically removed from the premises by the police. And probably not even then. Greene County is probably well aware they need to put some miles between Chris and themselves.
Though, Chris will never accept that he only has himself to blame for how his life turned out.
Which is one of the reasons why he will always keep fucking up.
I forgot how he still wore his class ring like 20 years after graduation. Most people didn't wear it even 20 minutes after getting it
Most people's class rings don't have magical powers.
But seriously, though, why does anyone (other than Chris) buy those? I'm baffled how that industry stays in business.
Jail is doing what Chris' parents couldn't: give out punishment.
Is it all that punishing, though? Sure, Chris is being kept from his toys and porn and admirers, but he's still kept warm and fed and allowed to sleep all day. It's inconvenient to him, but not uncomfortable.
Now the streets, on the other hand, will punish Chris.
True but autistic people naturally like lists so it shouldn’t be that hard to get them to count calories and stick to a calorie controlled diet.
Only autistic people who can do math.
As shitty person as Barb is, she doesn't deserve this.
Deserve?
Barb earned this. People on these very forums saw this coming more than a decade ago.
A lot of jail/prison reforms allow inmates to request private showers these days, even if they're not in protective custody.
This is more for the convenience of the facility staff than the sake of the inmates. Some facilities and inmates cause a lot less hassle in private showers (and do a much better job cleaning themselves). Of course if an inmate abuses this privilege, taking drugs or whatever into the shower, the open facilities are always available.
There is no good ending. At best we'll get some quality LOLs before it ends.
to be washed or he wash them out himself in the cells
