Off-Topic Just how ill is Phil? - Mental/physiological health speculation thread

[Clown Doll]

Are the caused by him ramming stuff continously down his shit tube, extreme cowardice(being literally scared shitless), bad diet or having a near-permanent gut virus due to poor hygiene ?

 

[CWCissey]

Are the caused by him ramming stuff continously down his shit tube, extreme cowardice(being literally scared shitless), bad diet or having a near-permanent gut virus due to poor hygiene ?
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[tweaker the cat]

Are the caused by him ramming stuff continously down his shit tube, extreme cowardice(being literally scared shitless), bad diet or having a near-permanent gut virus due to poor hygiene ?

I can actually answer this. He admitted to me that it's because he nearly constantly has diarrhea (probably because of his diet) and he doesn't know enough to not trust his farts.

 

[Twrx]

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[TremendousBoredom]

I can actually answer this. He admitted to me that it's because he nearly constantly has diarrhea (probably because of his diet) and he doesn't know enough to not trust his farts.

Did he actually say that he doesn't know enough not to trust his farts, or is that you inferring from the fact that Phil is as dumb as a post? Because if he actually said he didn't know... wow. That's a whole new level of dumb.

 

[tweaker the cat]

Did he actually say that he doesn't know enough not to trust his farts, or is that you inferring from the fact that Phil is as dumb as a post? Because if he actually said he didn't know... wow. That's a whole new level of dumb.

I believe he said something like "I try to fart but diarrhea comes out instead"

 

[TremendousBoredom]

I believe he said something like "I try to fart but diarrhea comes out instead"

Tweaker, that you have managed to not descend into brainfuck insanity after being trapped around Phil is a testament to your strength of will.

And...ugh. You'd think at that point that Phil would be able to sense a pattern involving his "farts". Buuut that's giving the potato a bit too much credit.
Though it is kind of hilarious imagining him saying Fart in that voice of his.

 

[Turrent]

Why is there no option to select autism twice?

 

[autisticdragonkin]

I think he is probably in about the same condition as Andrea Dworkin was at his age. He probably is going to survive for a while but it is unlikely he will make 60