Feb 28, 2022 - Chris transferred to another facility

[D_Tractor]

probably just his feeble autistic mind bending to the rule of "smile for the camera"

He didn't smile for his other mugshots.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

Wild speculation, but what if Barb died and Chris completely lost his shit/cracked when told?

In the few moments of brief lucidity she may still have, Barbara probably wishes she was actually dead.

 

[King Kiwi]

In the few moments of brief lucidity she may still have, Barbara probably wishes she was actually dead.

God: not on my watch.

 

[TayandYou]

Obviously the government discovered Chris's goddess abilities and whisked Chris away to Area 51 to be dissected

 

[D_Tractor]

@Null this should be featured on the front page.

 

[King Kiwi]

@Null this should be featured on the front page.

The front page doesn't work.

 

[Yksi_Toveri]

Obviously the government discovered Chris's goddess abilities and whisked Chris away to Area 51 to be dissected

Or they said Chris could go free if he volunteered as a mine sweeper for the Ukrainians. He's tucked between some Javelins on a C-5 on the way to Kyiv as we speak.

 

[King Kiwi]

Or they said Chris could go free if he volunteered as a mine sweeper for the Ukrainians. He's tucked between some Javelins on a C-5 on the way to Kyiv as we speak.

I doubt Chris could even play mine sweeper when he had a computer let alone a real one.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I doubt Chris could even play mine sweeper when he had a computer let alone a real one.

They mean the Old Soviet mine sweepers, Tards and Criminals told to walk / run through a field before the important people do it, takes care of multiple problems at once.

 

[Ser Ciappelletto]

They mean the Old Soviet mine sweepers, Tards and Criminals told to walk / run through a field before the important people do it, takes care of multiple problems at once.

It was Oskar Dirlewanger who did that not the Soviets.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

It was Oskar Dirlewanger who did that not the Soviets.

Chris would fit right in that unit.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

I'm going to assume Chris tarded out and tried to punch holes in his cell wall like 14 BLC but with a failed outcome. Maybe he got news Barb isn't doing well, or it was decided that Chris won't go back home.

Chris' mid life crisis came early.

Sometimes the state department of justice will make an arrangement to have a defendant with severe mental illness remanded to the state DHHS for evaluation or holding in a psychiatric hospital. It's a specific criminal procedure. And I'm pretty sure DHHS can send the person to a private hospital, just like DOC can send someone to a private prison.

Title 19.2. Criminal Procedure

law.lis.virginia.gov

 

[Un Platano]

Remember that photoshop of Chris in a padded cell, surrounded by hallucinations of the "Chaotic Combo"?

I went looking for the files for that so that I could make a rectified version without the crying Barb because she certainly wouldn't be there today, but unfortunately I can't find it.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

He didn't smile for his other mugshots.
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Well he didn't just get laid before that mugshot.

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

Please let this mean he's finally in a mental hospital

 

[Pointless Sperg]

While I was looking through charges that mandated a six month window for competence assessment, I hit upon this statute that was basically tailor-made for Chris:

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§ 18.2-67.3(5) - Aggravated Sexual Battery

A. An accused shall be guilty of aggravated sexual battery if he or she sexually abuses the complaining witness, and
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5. The offense is not a recognized form of treatment in the profession, and is committed, without the express consent of the patient, by ... (ii) a person practicing or purporting to practice the healing arts, during an actual or purported practice of the healing arts, as those terms are defined in §§ 54.1-2900 and 54.1-2903;

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This is not a classified felony, instead it's a felony with a specific penalty of 1-20 years. I doubt Chris is charged with this, but he potentially could be, since if he was slapped with something recently, being judged incompetent would delay indictment.

Really it's a stretch and this is more me laughing at how spot-on it is. One interesting bit is the requirement for "express consent" though, a stricter standard than for other sexual activity.

EDIT: Clarification: Consent in Virginia works on a negative standard. It's okay to do whatever you want as long as the person is not under threat of reprisal, and has the ability to refuse to consent. i.e. if they go along with it and aren't threatened, then consent is implied. Under this statute, however, the person must say "yes" to the activity. So even if Barb didn't say "no", Chris would still be guilty unless she said "yes".

 

[A Grey Cat]

Well he didn't just get laid before that mugshot.

Also keep in mind Chris didn't have the whole cpu goddess and demensional merge B's in that little peanut brain of his. He was genuinely pissed off at everything and everyone from the yellow shirted for to sega. This time he's got his delusional coping to comfort him. Even though that seems to be losing its touch if that latest letter is to be believed.

 

[Ol' Slag]

So what are the odds Chris' face being torn off by a dangerous inmate? Or can the state hospital do the same with him as jail: put Chris in isolation/protective wing?

Zero to none. Chris had tard strength on his side and they are pretty good about making sure fights don't get out of control.

Yes, Chris can be put in isolation. If he actually is in a mental facility, he might actually get HRT meds if he can shill hard enough.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Chris right now

 

[GGnoob1890]

He may be comatose for a couple weeks but at least Chris will be able to form a coherent train of thought once they find the right skittle cocktail.

Has there ever been an effective cure for autism though? They might make him coherent enough to stand trial, but I seriously doubt he'll give up/admit his delusions.