Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Sammich]

This isn't a Tom Clancy book, India isn't going to join a secret alliance with China and Iran spanning multiple novels trying to take down MURICA (that ends with China invading Siberia and the US and Russia ending up BWEST FWENS)

Listen, you fucking mongoloid. China has been waging an economic war on the west for awhile, years if not decades.. Maybe shitting a couple of the other big boys population wise isn't the brightest idea. We should be doing all we can to keep on equal ground with china, NOT DRIVING POOJEETS TOWARDS THEM.. The russia shit we could wait out, probably. No one has said anything about bugmen getting all gassed up on curry and vodka and riding russian bears with rocket launchers into alaska..

 

[mr.moon1488]

The U.S.?

The Japs resorted to eat their prisoners when they were literally dying of starvation in Burma.

ITT we're calling shelling and airstrikes too close to civilian population centers that have largely been evacuated war crimes. I think leveling entire cities all over the world while trying to inflict maximum civilian casualties counts as a war crime.

 

[Animewasamistake]

Russian Ambassador tells UN that Trump is legitimate President.

Its lost its meaning over the years. but

 

[Emperor Pupienus]

No wonder everyone in the West is so in love with this degen.

Archive:

Russian Ambassador tells UN that Trump is legitimate President.

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Allegedly a bad translation:

 

[Saleh]

They also literally buried people alive in Manchuko...

Unit 731 was even worse than Mengele or Dirlewanger.

And those two did far more fucked up stuff to civilians and POWs than the Americans.

 

[Fcret]

Listen, you fucking mongoloid. China has been waging an economic war on the west for awhile, years if not decades.. Maybe shitting a couple of the other big boys population wise isn't the brightest idea. We should be doing all we can to keep on equal ground with china, NOT DRIVING POOJEETS TOWARDS THEM.. The russia shit we could wait out, probably. No one has said anything about bugmen getting all gassed up on curry and vodka and riding russian bears with rocket launchers into alaska..

India and China have territorial disputes (especially over water). China and Russia also have territorial disputes. A Russo-Indian alliance would immediately make China hostile.

I'm not too worried.

 

[Da Grim Reaper]

Because tankies are fucking retarded and don't know Russia is capitalist as fuck in the most gangstery-way possible.

Sometimes you gotta agree with sides you don't like just to weaken the West. For example, Karl Marx supported the Turks because they opposed European Colonialism. When China was invaded by the Japanese Imperialists, the Communists had to support the KMT.
They don't like Putin, they only like what Putin is currently doing against Western hegemony.

 

[Male Idiot]

A cargo ship sank near Odessa. 4 crew members missing.
Could be a mine, Russian sources say it was sunk by the Ukrainians, Ukrainians warned yesterday that it may be attacked by Russia.

EDIT: What's more, Russia stopped gas supply to Germany.

Neeeeein! Neeeeeiiiiin! Neeeeeein! Mein gas!

Yes, one side being worse does infact make the other better.

This is literally what we learned in WWII.

Yeah, and the good guys lost.

It all ultimately doesn't matter. The US and USSR committed by far the worst war crimes in WW2, but none of them ever faced any consequences.

They got jewed and jogged. Japan just got nuked.

No, we learned in WW2 only the losers get tried for warcrimes. The winners only talk about the other side's crimes, never their own.

Somehow ninja'd

(((Karma))) sank its sting into the US and its allies.

 

[Coccxys]

We all know no matter how many "war crimes" each side commits the Ukrainian perpetrated one's will be entirely ignored while the Russian ones will be played up, exaggerated and probably also made up in some cases.

Even if Russia committed none at all they would make up some new laws and punish them under that ("waging an aggressive war" anyone?).

 

[Naidyonov]

While we're on the subject of gas prices, I just found this in the wild. Appropro, yet inappropro.
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These stickers are on every pump in my area.

 

[Koko Jambo]

Unit 731 was even worse than Mengele or Dirlewanger.

And those two did far more fucked up stuff to civilians and POWs than the Americans.

Ist die Partisanenschlampe schwanger, waren's mal wieder die Jungs vom Dirlewanger.

EDIT: What's more, Russia stopped gas supply to Germany.

lol even before we sanctioned that and quite fast
SHIT IS GOING REAL KURWA NOW

 

[Wy4M]

This was some militia force that did this then? I don't see why Russians would do it of he surrendered.

No it was Ukraine militia who killed that pro-Russia mayor.

 

[BradCarter]

ITT we're calling shelling and airstrikes too close to civilian population centers that have largely been evacuated war crimes. I think leveling entire cities all over the world while trying to inflict maximum civilian casualties counts as a war crime.

*While Japan was attempting to surrender. Iirc their only demand was to spare the emperor but nah, gotta get that unconditional win. Drop another bomb!

 

[Corpun]

No it was Ukraine militia who killed that pro-Russia mayor.

Thanks, how is Twitter and Reddit taking the news, are they calling the guy a traitorous scumbag who is literally Hitler/Trump/Putin/who ever who deserved worse?

 

[Gregg Turkington]

Neeeeein! Neeeeeiiiiin! Neeeeeein! Mein gas!
Yeah, and the good guys lost
They got jewed and jogged. Japan just got nuked.
(((Karma))) sank its sting into the US and its allies.

Shut up Anime paedophile, go elsewhere to talk about the eternal zog. people want to see Ukrainians be blown up here

 

[Richardface]

Thanks, how is Twitter and Reddit taking the news, are they calling the guy a traitorous scumbag who is literally Hitler/Trump/Putin/who ever who deserved worse?

"That doesn't look like anything to me"

 

[Sunday Operation]

A cargo ship sank near Odessa. 4 crew members missing.
Could be a mine, Russian sources say it was sunk by the Ukrainians, Ukrainians warned yesterday that it may be attacked by Russia.

EDIT: What's more, Russia stopped gas supply to Germany.

If I understood the machine translation correctly only the (smaller) pipeline going through poland was closed, apparently by the polish themselves.
According to the article gazprom intended to use the pipeline to full capacity today but was suprised when the pipeline was closed in both directions.

 

[Koko Jambo]

No it was Ukraine militia who killed that pro-Russia mayor.

Soon coming to Bidens America (TM) chuds

 

[Animewasamistake]

Thanks, how is Twitter and Reddit taking the news, are they calling the guy a traitorous scumbag who is literally Hitler/Trump/Putin/who ever who deserved worse?

Its like when Rei stole the death star plans from the emperor!!!!

 

[Fcret]

*While Japan was attempting to surrender. Iirc their only demand was to spare the emperor but nah, gotta get that unconditional win. Drop another bomb!

They chose not to surrender because the US explicitly softened their position on the emperor and said they would consider sparing him. The Japanese military thought the US did this because of weakness, and opted to continue the war.

Fuck around and find out.