Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[mr.moon1488]

Reddit does it again.
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So that explains the midget.

 

[NJBear]

This is why you don't let Slavs have nuclear power plants

This is why no one should have a nuclear power plant. Fuckashema almost killed the Pacific Ocean. If the Oceans die, we die.

 

[Simpadoo]

Nah, just everyone in Europe

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

Pure unadulterated cringe
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I like how someone photoshopped Big Boss from Metal Gear Solid into the picture.

 

[Fentanyl Floyd]

Fucking cringe.

Why is reddit always the place where they try to simplify things to the level of fictional stories?

It's called arrested development

 

[DumbDude42]

Cause its the only world NEETs know.

from my internet experience, the actual hardcore basment dwelling NEETs have more of a clue about things and a better grip on reality than the failed normies that inhabit reddit

 

[The Ugly One]

You don’t remember because it wasn’t. Which is why it’s getting more suspicious each day. I know a lot of people who used to be apolitical, neutral or downright racist toward slavs that are now salivating at the idea of killing Putin to save beautiful Ukraine.
It’s definitely weird and doesn’t seem natural.

I wonder if it's because half the country built up a bunch of emotional energy around Russia being the monstrous bad guy that threatens world democracy, which ended up being revealed as a load of crap once the Mueller Report came out, and they never really had any resolution or catharsis.

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

This is why no one should have a nuclear power plant. Fuckashema almost killed the Pacific Ocean. If the Oceans die, we die.

That's weak bait my negro

 

[make_it_so]

Fucking cringe.

Why is reddit always the place where they try to simplify things to the level of fictional stories?

Because the people that use Reddit are retarded manchildren, and comparing things to fairy tales or popcorn movies is the highest level of intellectual comprehension they have.

 

[A Logging Company]

"Deadly anomalies, dangerous mutants, anarchists and bandits... None of them will stop Russia on its triumphant march towards saving the planet!"

GET OUT OF HERE SOLDIER. GET OUT OF HERE SOLDIER. GET OUT OF HERE SOLDIER.

 

[Hackallier]

https://twitter.com/TheInsiderPaper/status/1499563881097838594

 

[BradCarter]

This is why no one should have a nuclear power plant. Fuckashema almost killed the Pacific Ocean. If the Oceans die, we die.

 

[AnOminous]

Pokemon Go to war to die for Ukraine

They're talking tough now but wait until I occupy the Kremlin with a shiny Alolan Exeggutor.

 

[naffatune]

I would like to point out that, if we use the higher end value for one refined metal, one reclaimed metal from the 15 year old multiplayer FPS source game Team Fortress 2 is more valuable than one Russian ruble.

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(.03x.33 = $0.0099)

Can't wait to see Russians purchasing groceries with unusuals

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

https://twitter.com/TheInsiderPaper/status/1499563881097838594

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Boooooooooo!

Way to blueball us.

Instead of glowing green ball us.

 

[Phillip Green]

Don;t believe your lying eyes, they are totes elevated and the only way to reduce them is for NATO to impose a no fly zone and go to war on Ukraine's behalf!

The Ukrainians don't have much of an incentive for honesty at this point. They're going to lose and their senior leadership is probably going to end up against a wall when this is all over with. They'll do anything they can to manipulate the west into saving them, and the hysterical western media is fully onboard to help spread whatever stories they come up with.

I have no doubt the Russians are capable of epic levels of fuck ups and war crimes, but since the start of this I can count the number of verified truthful statements from the Ukrainian government on one hand.

 

[Vorapede]

Fucking cringe.

Why is reddit always the place where they try to simplify things to the level of fictional stories?

It's the only thing they understand.

 

[LUNEKO]

https://twitter.com/TheInsiderPaper/status/1499563881097838594

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I wonder for how long the "PUTIN IS LITERALLY DROPPING NUCLEAR BOMBS ON A NUCLEAR REACTOR" story is gonna go

 

[Kane Lives]

Can't wait to see Russians purchasing groceries with unusuals

Stout Shako for 2 refined.

 

[TurdFondler]

Redditors just cannot deal with any framework that isn't overtly good vs. bad.

There's no room for nuance or the idea that both sides in a war can be awful. I feel the entire point of simplifying conflict in media to good vs. bad is a big part of the escapism.