Crossover 2/25/2022 Ethan Ralph at AFPACIII (Glowing Convention) - Ethan Ralph meets his Master Nicholas J. Fuentes. Crossover event with Fuentes and Torba, GriftPACIII.

Who wore a suit better?

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Insanely Retarded said:
When Ralph talks about how he's "fat", he seems to have an idea in his head that he looks sort of like this:
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But in reality he is morbidly obese and is more like this:
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It's the same think with his height, he seems to have convinced himself he is not on the verge of being a midget manlet and just pretends he isn't.

It seems to be the only reason why he is ok with calling himself "fat" (although he needs to pretend he can go back to the same weight he had after prison, conveniently ignoring that he there's been no other time in his life when he's been that thin and it only happened because the state took away all of his vices).
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Ralph is a "maybe I have put on a few heh heh" type of guy, which is the ultimate cope. He is corpulent.
 
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malleusmaleficarum said:
its hilarious how he's interviewing a guy named dalton clodFELTER.
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the name clodfelter (really unfortunate name) always reminds me of the word “bloodclots”
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that’s pretty fitting too for the gunt
 
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Insanely Retarded said:
When Ralph talks about how he's "fat", he seems to have an idea in his head that he looks sort of like this:
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But in reality he is morbidly obese and is more like this:
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It's the same think with his height, he seems to have convinced himself he is not on the verge of being a midget manlet and just pretends he isn't.

It seems to be the only reason why he is ok with calling himself "fat" (although he needs to pretend he can go back to the same weight he had after prison, conveniently ignoring that he there's been no other time in his life when he's been that thin and it only happened because the state took away all of his vices).
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Is that Chris Christie in the morbidly obese photo?
Wine em Dine em 69 em said:
Maybe Ralph should get a morbidly obese diagnosis to show the judge that he can’t work or pay child support, really own all the lame pussies.
Then do a deep dive stream on Fathers Day about Fathers’ Rights that maybe a couple dozen people will listen to.
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He could pull a Stevan Crowder and claim to have Fibor myalgia (or however you spell that disease every stay at home white woman suffers from)
 
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I like how every hard hitting AFPAC interview is basically.

"So there's more people than last year."

"Yeah last year there wasn't as many people but this year there's more."

"I agree. It's really cool how many people there were this year, compared to last year or even two years ago."

"Yeah two years ago there were way less than this year, and also more than last year, but last year there was more than two years ago, even."

"Yeah it's really cool."

"Yeah so cool."

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Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
I like how every hard hitting AFPAC interview is basically.

"So there's more people than last year."

"Yeah last year there wasn't as many people but this year there's more."

"I agree. It's really cool how many people there were this year, compared to last year or even two years ago."

"Yeah two years ago there were way less than this year, and also more than last year, but last year there was more than two years ago, even."

"Yeah it's really cool."

"Yeah so cool."

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That and Ralph making a big deal of the Stew Peters drama when AF/Nick want to minimalize the situation. Ralph is on the way out of Nicks good graces IMO

 
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CringeMomma said:
That and Ralph making a big deal of the Stew Peters drama when AF/Nick want to minimalize the situation. Ralph is on the way out of Nicks good graces IMO

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If your job is broadcasting, you owe it to your audience to cut the "ums" and "uhs".

I guess when the group are soyboys they need any women to adopt non threatening bimbo tendencies.
 
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oramge cat said:
He's got his shoes on his USA tie, bad form to put the bottom of a shoe on a representation of any national flag, or article of clothing you intend to wear. And he did both at once! To give him some credit I suppose his tie flag looks more like the Russian flag than the US so maybe he just anticipated the Ukraine war bullshit and preemptively sided with the neocons.
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He treats that $200 tie worse than a $20 Portuguese hooker.
 
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I hadn't seen any of the interviews, just watched the clip above and wow, Ralph is such a bad interviewer. Interrupting, tripping over himself, looking like he can't wait for it to be over, and just generally making it about himself ("Nick is like me, he's still gonna be here 10 years from now" etc,)
He says a few times that the Peters thing would have been like him giving a speech (huge :optimistic:) and bringing up his enemies and personal beefs during it and how that is "putting yourself above the conference and what is trying to be achieved". For fucks sake Ralph, that is exactly what you would do if you had the chance to speak at AFPAC (or anywhere really), you'd bring up that damn Josh Moon and a "certain family that has kept you from your son" and other ridiculous bullshit that only you care about.

At the same time he complains that Peters did it to become more known and criticizes how the guy was dressed during his speech while sitting there in disgustingly short shorts, an oversized shirt with a tshirt under trying to capitalize on the drama he wasn't even a part of, pandering to 18 year old boys in hope he gets an extra superchat per show, completely unaware.
 
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