Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Smity Werbenjagermanjensen]

Here's some nice Russian propaganda a totally real thing that the Russians found. The Ukrainians even have a spotless Nazi shirt in their dusty bunker.

 

[Matt Damon]

You don't want to fuck with gamers: it's their only outlet

They targeted gamers.

Gamers.

We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did.

We'll punish our selfs doing things others would consider torture, because we think it's fun.

We'll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the stats of a fictional character all to draw out a single extra point of damage per second.

Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the grind, all day, the same quests over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know evety little detail such that some have attained such gamer nirvana that they can literally play these games blindfolded.

Do these people have any idea how many controllers have been smashed, systems over heated, disks and carts destroyed 8n frustration? All to latter be referred to as bragging rights?

These people honestly think this is a battle they can win? They take our media? We're already building a new one without them. They take our devs? Gamers aren't shy about throwing their money else where, or even making the games our selves. They think calling us racist, mysoginistic, rape apologists is going to change us? We've been called worse things by prepubescent 10 year olds with a shitty head set. They picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods. Who enjoy the battle of attrition they've threatened us with. Who take it as a challange when they tell us we no longer matter. Our obsession with proving we can after being told we can't is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with big brothers/sisters and friends laughing at how pathetic we used to be that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex.

Gamers are competative, hard core, by nature. We love a challange. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challange us. You're not special, you're not original, you're not the first; this is just another boss fight.

 

[God of Nothing]

They targeted gamers.

Gamers.

We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did.

We'll punish our selfs doing things others would consider torture, because we think it's fun.

We'll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the stats of a fictional character all to draw out a single extra point of damage per second.

Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the grind, all day, the same quests over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know evety little detail such that some have attained such gamer nirvana that they can literally play these games blindfolded.

Do these people have any idea how many controllers have been smashed, systems over heated, disks and carts destroyed 8n frustration? All to latter be referred to as bragging rights?

These people honestly think this is a battle they can win? They take our media? We're already building a new one without them. They take our devs? Gamers aren't shy about throwing their money else where, or even making the games our selves. They think calling us racist, mysoginistic, rape apologists is going to change us? We've been called worse things by prepubescent 10 year olds with a shitty head set. They picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods. Who enjoy the battle of attrition they've threatened us with. Who take it as a challange when they tell us we no longer matter. Our obsession with proving we can after being told we can't is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with big brothers/sisters and friends laughing at how pathetic we used to be that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex.

Gamers are competative, hard core, by nature. We love a challange. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challange us. You're not special, you're not original, you're not the first; this is just another boss fight.

this never gets old, i swear to god

 

[Happy Fish]

This is just getting fucking retarded. You don't want to fuck with gamers: it's their only outlet. Also, what does this even accomplish?

It makes the piracy scene exponentially more lively.

 

[Velvet Glove Iron Fist]

 

[The Ugly One]

I'm not sure if this has already been posted, but even video games are being targetted as ways to sanction Russia.

Activision Blizzard has announced that they'll be suspending all sales in Russia.

Steam has apparently blocked all purchases from Russia.

Riot Games is donating to Ukrainian humanitarian relief, but they have not announced closing of the Russian servers or accounts, or blocking purchases from Russia yet.

Also, a Russian person posted that he cannot play Gran Turismo 7 in Russia, due to the game being locked there.

Again, Russia's been cut off from SWIFT. Of course anything involving international payments is going to be shut down.

 

[Belvedere]

American statement about Twitter being banned in Russia

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"How dare they ban Twitter, we wanted Twitter to ban all of them"

This is it. This is the most hypocritical statement I've ever read in my entire life. They have done nothing but demand from social media to purge anyone that might provide a "range of information" that goes against their official narrative and making freedom of speech advocacy equivalent to fascist dog whistling. The gall of these people.

 

[Wy4M]

I'm getting sick of Putins shit if you are gonna do it fucking do it faggot.

You went to sleep sperging out like a 10 year old kid and woke up sperging out like a 10 year old kid. Seriously, you are way too emotional.
In 3-4 days you're probably going to post gory pics of dead Russian soldiers saying how happy you are they died just to own us.

 

[Chicken Picnic]

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this is 99% fake, but i 110% want it to be real

 

[Womanhater69]

They targeted gamers.

Gamers.

We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did.

We'll punish our selfs doing things others would consider torture, because we think it's fun.

We'll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the stats of a fictional character all to draw out a single extra point of damage per second.

Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the grind, all day, the same quests over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know evety little detail such that some have attained such gamer nirvana that they can literally play these games blindfolded.

Do these people have any idea how many controllers have been smashed, systems over heated, disks and carts destroyed 8n frustration? All to latter be referred to as bragging rights?

These people honestly think this is a battle they can win? They take our media? We're already building a new one without them. They take our devs? Gamers aren't shy about throwing their money else where, or even making the games our selves. They think calling us racist, mysoginistic, rape apologists is going to change us? We've been called worse things by prepubescent 10 year olds with a shitty head set. They picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods. Who enjoy the battle of attrition they've threatened us with. Who take it as a challange when they tell us we no longer matter. Our obsession with proving we can after being told we can't is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with big brothers/sisters and friends laughing at how pathetic we used to be that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex.

Gamers are competative, hard core, by nature. We love a challange. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challange us. You're not special, you're not original, you're not the first; this is just another boss fight.

And then Valve shuts down Russian servers and the entire population of Russia goes up in arms.

 

[stakenifes]

I'm not sure who has the most ignorant takes on this whole sordid affair, yourself, @Starscreams Cape, @ColtWalker1847, or @stakenifes... But I wonder if you aren't all on a schedule, because it seems that one of you is in here every day BAWWWWWing while commenting such that it's clear that your knowledge of relevant matters/players is severely deficient.

Love it when you point out our lack of knowledge without actually backing it up by rebutting anything you absolute faggot. Legit your last 10 posts have been praising lord Putin and denouncing any western governments you absolute shill.

 

[Make Anime Illegal]

I hope at the very least, at the end of this everyone from either side violating the geneva convention is prosecuted for it.

 

[Fougaro]

A less autistic synopsis of this invasion so far:

>Curiosity Stream shilling
Top lel!

 

[TheBeanz]

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ha ha

 

[Turk on the lurk]

Captured Russian combat vehicles.
- Bucha

- Unknown place, Eastern Ukraine

- Unknown place, Southern Ukraine

- Unknown place

Mykolaiv or Kherson, ongoing Russian missile attack.

Novopskov - Russian Troops are opening fire at protestors and shoots some of them.

Spoiler: NSFW

Lugansk - Aftermath of gunfight, dead soldiers and destroyed combat vehicles.

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[Rezza]

Do we have confirmation of Zelensky being in Poland

There aren't any actual proof yet, only Russian propaganda's words for now, as far as I can remember

 

[IamnottheNSA]

I'm not sure if this has already been posted, but even video games are being targetted as ways to sanction Russia.

Activision Blizzard has announced that they'll be suspending all sales in Russia.

Steam has apparently blocked all purchases from Russia.

Riot Games is donating to Ukrainian humanitarian relief, but they have not announced closing of the Russian servers or accounts, or blocking purchases from Russia yet.

Also, a Russian person posted that he cannot play Gran Turismo 7 in Russia, due to the game being locked there.

>meanwhile at R.G. Mechanics, D!akov, Fitgirl...

 

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This is retarded let's try and stop Russians trading crypto a currency outside of governments to punish the government

Remember that various powerful groups and people really, really REALLY would like to be able to turn off anyone's bank account or ability to engage in economics just like those poor fucks stuck waiting to go on the Metro because their GPay and Apple Pay accounts were frozen. They've been doing it recently to any "white identitarians" in the UK, they did it to anyone who they could find that donated to the Trucker Convoy, et cetera.

This includes a replacement of money with cathedral approved digital fiat currency, so suddenly they'll be able to do it to everyone everywhere forever.

Crypto 100% absolutely skullfucks this idea. There's a reason they really really REALLY do not want one story of this mess being how the Russian people used Crypto to bypass the Jewish tricks attacking them to punish them for being under a leader who refused to kiss the ring.

 

[God of Nothing]

Remember that various powerful groups and people really, really REALLY would like to be able to turn off anyone's bank account or ability to engage in economics just like those poor fucks stuck waiting to go on the Metro because their GPay and Apple Pay accounts were frozen. They've been doing it recently to any "white identitarians" in the UK, they did it to anyone who they could find that donated to the Trucker Convoy, et cetera.

This includes a replacement of money with cathedral approved digital fiat currency, so suddenly they'll be able to do it to everyone everywhere forever.

Crypto 100% absolutely skullfucks this idea. There's a reason they really really REALLY do not want one story of this mess being how the Russian people used Crypto to bypass the Jewish tricks attacking them to punish them for being under a leader who refused to kiss the ring.

I'm waiting for them to drive our rocket into the sun, but it seems like they all have cold Russian feet.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

Again, Russia's been cut off from SWIFT. Of course anything involving international payments is going to be shut down.

It's not completely cut off, only the sanctioned banks are. You can still buy shit from Steam and GOG if you have a bank account in a non-sanctioned bank.