Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[Smity Werbenjagermanjensen]

The Ruble is fucking finished. Worse than holding a 2017 ICO shit token now.

https://www.barrons.com/news/russia-suspends-forex-sales-to-september-9-central-bank-01646776207?tesla=y

That confirms it.

Anyone saying "Russia expected sanctions to be this bad" or "Trust Putin, he has measures that will make the economy just fine." is in pure Cope Mode.

The Russian economy is fucked, the war is lasting longer than Russia thought it would, is much bloodier than they probably thought it would, and an inevitable insurrection movement will take place if Russia occupies or puts up a puppet government in Ukraine, that will consume more resources of Russia's economy. NATO has become reenergized after decades of being a relic of the cold war.

Russia gambled on this to be quick deceive strike that won't bleed into the world, they'd get sanctioned sure, but it would put their economy back years, not decades.

The only winners in this will be other oil producing countries and China for gaining another pay bitch.

 

[draggs]

The sheer insanity of the world right now really puts into perspective what a lunatic madman Drurnold Prompf was not, doesn't it

 

[Divine right to rule]

Turns out my prediction that Putin might have cancerAIDs may actually be true after all, it would explain this very sudden & seemingly underprepared invasion if he were dying as it's literally his last chance to take Ukraine by force before he croaks. Reports are alleging he has bowel cancer.

https://www.dailywire.com/news/mad-vlad-western-intelligence-suggests-putin-terminally-ill-reports

I also wouldn't be too surprised if it turned out he had formally diagnosed dementia instead, and either decided to start the war with Ukraine before his mind deteriorates beyond the ability to direct & control his own armies or he mentally declined to the point he just thought it was a good idea to go ahead with the war without making sure the tires were rotated.

I don't really know where people get this from that all this is just Putin's idea, Putin's order, Putin's will.
Russia is not a Dictatorship, even though he holds a great deal of power.
I am convinced that the military leadership INSISTED that Ukraine must not, under any circumstances, join NATO.
With a huge landborder like this, it would have been near impossible for the Russian military to defend effectively against vastly superior forces.
It would have effectively ended Russia's ability to defend it's independence by force.
If Putin and his government had not acted before it is too "late", I wouldn't rule out that the military would have had a coup, and done it themselves.

 

[Retired Junta Member]

What are YOUR honest thoughts about this whole conflict? Like how do you guys feel about it?

Without social media and forums to shitpost about it, no one would care.

 

[Iwasamwillbe]

It should be said that the men from Françafrique fought and died in the trenches like other French men. The same for the British Empire forces. Yet when these moved to the metropolitan country, they seems to develop subversive attitudes.

Urban liberal-leftists telling these people how "badly off" they supposedly "really" are and how "mentally colonized" they are. Simple.

 

[Random Internet Person]

How the fuck is Russia going to survive this? No idea.

This is not per Putin's "master plan". If the plan is to sell your oil to China as your customer of last resort think again - China will squeeze Russia for a price that makes them slaves to China's needs. China can get oil from anywhere, but soon Russia won't be able to sell it except to a few countries. China is the only country they can sell to that the USA and EU can not effectively sanction. All others who take his oil will be swiftly fucked up the ass by the USA and EU.

Meaning China gets it oil for super-cheap and Russia loses.

And Russia's share market is going to be a fucking joke when - if it ever - reopens. They are going to pass all these laws stating you effectively can't sell your stock...I mean, anyone who thinks Putin had this all worked out needs to rethink it, because this is not going to any game plan.

His game plan was a swift victory, minimal civilian deaths, minimal solider losses and a minimum of sanctions. Not happening.

So China becomes one step to taking over the world by having Russia be their bitch, while America finally gets to declare their victory in the Cold War.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

What are YOUR honest thoughts about this whole conflict? Like how do you guys feel about it?

It’s sad that people are dying
I understand why Putin is doing this
I want the elites all killed for having to make me see it.
I fear what we are doing as a response will come back to bite the commin man hard.

 

[potatofarms]

downside to the war is energy prices are already soaring
upside is the MSM and SM is glowing so hard i dont need to switch on the lights

 

[CryptoHermit]

EU niggers are trying to prevent me from researching this video due to censorship with search engines or the twitter source, so I will present it as absolute truth by Victoria Nuland, serving under American secretary of State for Political Affairs.
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Fuck the EU.

Of course Biolabs schizos were right. : /

 

[Cool Dog]

In Bezmenov's stages of subversion, the destabilization phase ends in either civil war or invasion leading to normalization.

Invaded by who nigga? who's gonna invade muttistan?

Remember the whole BIOLABS thing?
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Get ready for:

COVID-22!

NOW WITH ANAL BLEEDING!

What fucking security concerns does Slovakia have?

Look at a fucking map you doublenigger, its next to ukraine

"Temporary occupation of Crimea by Russia"

Even if an armistice was signed it will likely stipulate that crimea is now russki land

Another Amerimutt company pulling out of Russia, Coca-Cola can no longer rot the teeth of Russians and give them diabetes any longer.
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LMFAO they didnt pull out of germany during WWII but get cold feet at this

 

[Feline Supremacist]

"“The unnamed source is claiming that Putin is suffering from terminal bowel cancer, with his ‘puffy face’ a sign he is enduring chemotherapy or on steroids,” YorkshireLive reported"

I know this is probably bullshit, but the headline "Vladimir Putin dies of ass cancer" will be an entertaining one.

Dude you know who had bowel cancer? Fidel Castro and he was sidelined afterward. I mean he rarely made appearances and was bedridden until he died. Lots of conditions/medications can cause a puffy face so yeah its BS.

 

[Protistology]

I don't really know where people get this from that all this is just Putin's idea, Putin's order, Putin's will.
Russia is not a Dictatorship, even though he holds a great deal of power.
I am convinced that the military leadership INSISTED that Ukraine must not, under any circumstances, join NATO.
With a huge landborder like this, it would have been near impossible for the Russian military to defend effectively against vastly superior forces.
It would have effectively ended Russia's ability to defend it's independence by force.
If Putin and his government had not acted before it is too "late", I wouldn't rule out that the military would have had a coup, and done it themselves.

The Tsar was always subject the nobles/boyar as a class.

 

[Vesperus]

EU niggers are trying to prevent me from researching this video due to censorship with search engines or the twitter source, so I will present it as absolute truth by Victoria Nuland, serving under American secretary of State for Political Affairs.
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Fuck the EU.

Have you tried Yandex? This might be their hour to shine...

 

[make_it_so]

Another Amerimutt company pulling out of Russia, Coca-Cola can no longer rot the teeth of Russians and give them diabetes any longer.
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I thought the Russian branch of Coca-Cola was technically owned by another company, and Coca-Cola proper was just a minority shareholder. So how can they suspend their business?

 

[Narcotics]

Turns out my prediction that Putin might have cancerAIDs may actually be true after all, it would explain this very sudden & seemingly underprepared invasion if he were dying as it's literally his last chance to take Ukraine by force before he croaks. Reports are alleging he has bowel cancer.

https://www.dailywire.com/news/mad-vlad-western-intelligence-suggests-putin-terminally-ill-reports

I also wouldn't be too surprised if it turned out he had formally diagnosed dementia instead, and either decided to start the war with Ukraine before his mind deteriorates beyond the ability to direct & control his own armies or he mentally declined to the point he just thought it was a good idea to go ahead with the war without making sure the tires were rotated.

Dailywire also wrote about how there's a secret anti nuclear city under russia and that putin's family was moved into this soviet shangri-la recently.
So yeah.
"unnamed source" hey, my dad works at nintendo too!

 

[Meat Target]

Of course Biolabs schizos were right. : /

On a long enough timeline, schizos are always right.

 

[CryptoHermit]

I don't really know where people get this from that all this is just Putin's idea, Putin's order, Putin's will.
Russia is not a Dictatorship, even though he holds a great deal of power.
I am convinced that the military leadership INSISTED that Ukraine must not, under any circumstances, join NATO.
With a huge landborder like this, it would have been near impossible for the Russian military to defend effectively against vastly superior forces.
It would have effectively ended Russia's ability to defend it's independence by force.
If Putin and his government had not acted before it is too "late", I wouldn't rule out that the military would have had a coup, and done it themselves.

The US also has advanced anti-missile systems that's been developed and improved for a decade at this point, missile systems that can defend against ICBMs from 500km to potentially even 100km if R&D advance enough. They have a NATO/US base with these stationed in Romania (Romania gets sent to the cuck shed when dealing with US/NATO bases since they're beholden to them kek) If these missile systems become close enough to Russia i.e Ukraine as a NATO member then Russia's Nuclear Arsenal is rendered defunct. The one thing that gives Russia parity to US Hegemony. If the US faced with MAD STILL went onto a perpetual war spree since the 1910s and has never stopped then what would they be capable of sinking to with no rival power at all with them being the undisputed "Globohomo" world police ""peacekeeping"" any who dissent or try to disentangle themselves from them? It doesn't bear thinking about.

 

[Retink]

Saw this guide on how to talk about the war. Obviously no bias detected
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I just call it "The fiery but mostly peaceful minor incursion by Russia into the Ukraine in the name of anti fascism."

 

[Iwasamwillbe]

Turns out my prediction that Putin might have cancerAIDs may actually be true after all, it would explain this very sudden & seemingly underprepared invasion if he were dying as it's literally his last chance to take Ukraine by force before he croaks. Reports are alleging he has bowel cancer.

https://www.dailywire.com/news/mad-vlad-western-intelligence-suggests-putin-terminally-ill-reports

I also wouldn't be too surprised if it turned out he had formally diagnosed dementia instead, and either decided to start the war with Ukraine before his mind deteriorates beyond the ability to direct & control his own armies or he mentally declined to the point he just thought it was a good idea to go ahead with the war without making sure the tires were rotated.

Dude. Putin just now being "revealed" to be "terminally ill" with something or other is such obvious propaganda I'm surprised you haven't seen through it already.

 

[RX-78]

Dude you know who had bowel cancer? Fidel Castro and he was sidelined afterward. I mean he rarely made appearances and was bedridden until he died. Lots of conditions/medications can cause a puffy face so yeah its BS.

So is this a commie tradition or is it just the preferred way for the zionist overlords to dispose of their puppets when they're done with them?