With the Russian Army slowly encircling Kiev, I think now is the appropriate time to start bets on what happens with Zelensky. I normally wouldn’t be down for wagering on the death of most people, but this absolute manlet has both tried to start WWIII at every turn while throwing babushkas and teenagers into combat while he shows off staged photos of him wearing rifle plates in 2020.
What Will Happen to Zelensky?
- Zelensky does everyone a favor and an heroes himself in the Jew Bunker underneath the capital with Russian troops outside. Azov Battalion gutted.
- Zelensky surrenders himself to the Russian Army. He either gets executed or becomes Dmitry’s new Jew toy in Siberia.
- Zelensky is a True Western Hero and dies in a gunfight or trying to rescue nonexistent babies from being shelled in a hospital or something.
- Zelensky escapes while making videos about how Ukrainians should die for their country.
- Zelensky dies in the atomic exchange between East and West.
- Zelensky isn’t even in Kiev, you stupid faggots. The Jews win again.
- Zelensky gets popped by the CIA who blame it on alt-right Trump supporting crypto miners working for Vladimir Putin.
What Do I Get if I Win?
Random spergs in this thread will probably scrounge through your post history and start giving you mean stickers.
What Do I Think?
What I hope for: Zelensky pops himself in the mouth with a Makarov and the footage gets leaked by Russian GRU for us to laugh at.
What we will get: Zelensky will probably escape at the last second, get whisked off in a Blackhawk at the Ukrainian border, and piss and moan for twenty years about muh free Ukraine before dying of
old age polonium poisoning.