Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Fatal Walter]

I think I like this one the most because the pepper packets are in the picture. This was from mid December.

And here he is answering a question about pepper usage.

 

[Da Dude123]

He always has coffee in his pics now. I thought he used to not like it? This is a guy who goes to Starbucks and gets hot chocolate (and banned, but I digress). If I had to wager a guess I bet he'd consume literally anything available to him at this point. Also lol at the lemon pepper. I bet he went and spent some of his remaining $15 on it, I don't see an institutional cafeteria putting seasonings on the table to be used like salt and pepper. Come to think of it they probably don't even season anything in the kitchen either. He used to put insane amounts of condiments on food but apparently his new fixation is seasonings like insane amounts of pepper.

Yeah, I remember the mooo cow couldn't drink coffee, but would drink hot chocolate regularly from Starbucks like a child. I bet you are correct about him putting tons of milk in there. The big wuss could not drink black coffee.

He brings the lemon pepper with him to chow time. Lol! What a life!

 

[TurdFondler]

They probably make the coffee piss weak too, no use winding the speds up.

 

[mothman96]

He always has coffee in his pics now. I thought he used to not like it? This is a guy who goes to Starbucks and gets hot chocolate (and banned, but I digress). If I had to wager a guess I bet he'd consume literally anything available to him at this point.

Yeah, I remember the mooo cow couldn't drink coffee, but would drink hot chocolate regularly from Starbucks like a child. I bet you are correct about him putting tons of milk in there. The big wuss could not drink black coffee.

He brings the lemon pepper with him to chow time. Lol! What a life!

Some time back his roommate gave him a jar of instant coffee. He was making the instant coffee with cold water and calling it "cold brewed". I think this is what got him into drinking coffee.

They probably make the coffee piss weak too, no use winding the speds up.

In an IG post he said the coffee served at Mallon is decaffeinated.

 

[WonderWino]

Some time back his roommate gave him a jar of instant coffee. He was making the instant coffee with cold water and calling it "cold brewed". I think this is what got him into drinking coffee.

In an IG post he said the coffee served at Mallon is decaffeinated.

Somehow it doesn't surprise me that lucas would make instant coffee with cold water. He probably makes it weak as fuck and still probably has it come out gritty. 'Cold pressed' indeed

Either that or he goes full retard and dumps a shit ton into his cup until he ends up with a gritty, bitter coffee so black that cops served a cup have the uncontrollable urge to pull their pistol out and shoot it. With his fucked up taste buds it wouldn't surprise me. It also wouldn't surprise me to find out he puts a bunch of pepper in it 'for flavor'

Between the 'cold brew coffee,' the weird food concoctions he comes up with and going to his meals carrying around some shit tier spice he bought himself he really has that whole institutionalized inmate thing going on. Thats the kind of stuff I would expect to see from somebody who has done a few years in prison. Though being locked up in mental hospitals and nursing homes isn't all that far off from it

 

[Jeep1971]

I think I like this one the most because the pepper packets are in the picture. This was from mid December.
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And here he is answering a question about pepper usage.
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For someone who claims to be so superior to others he can't fucking understand the words he uses. It's not a "palette" thing you tard, if it's relating to your mouth,what tastes you prefer,it's your Palate!
Sorry give me hats but people who misuse words that sound alike irritate the fuck out of me. They hear a word once,parrot it to sound intelligent and don't even know the proper word they are saying.
Superior smart babies my ass.

 

[Pump Meat]

A question though: even if he loses a foot, isn’t there a chance that his body is so gone and rotten that new amputation wouldn’t heal well?

If Lucas has to undergo an amputation, it'll be because of diabetic foot osteomyelitis. These kind of procedures have a really high mortality rate, most don't survive the procedure and the rest are usually dead within five years. It is usually a last ditch effort to save/prolong someone's life from what would be a fatal bone infection.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

he really has that whole institutionalized inmate thing going on.

I think this is becoming more apparent as time goes on. Fact is, in the most literal sense, Lucas got the socialist utopia he has always wanted. No work, everything provided. Of course, he is still gonna bitch about his regular talking points of perceived injustices, but the longer he is there the more he is adapting to his surroundings and accepting his situation.

Before too long he is going to be like one of those prisoners who has grown so accustom to institutionalized life that he would rather stay in prison than be free. He is becoming resigned to his fate. Even worse, he is becoming comfortable with it.

Frankly, this is probably the best case scenario for where Lucas could’ve ended up. Maybe we get lucky when springtime hits and he gets squirrelly and acts out or stops taking his meds or something although I’m not so sure of that happening.

But this is Lucas were talking about. He is infamous for royally fucking up his life when he has a good thing going.

 

[WonderWino]

I think this is becoming more apparent as time goes on. Fact is, in the most literal sense, Lucas got the socialist utopia he has always wanted. No work, everything provided. Of course, he is still gonna bitch about his regular talking points of perceived injustices, but the longer he is there the more he is adapting to his surroundings and accepting his situation.

Before too long he is going to be like one of those prisoners who has grown so accustom to institutionalized life that he would rather stay in prison than be free. He is becoming resigned to his fate. Even worse, he is becoming comfortable with it.

Frankly, this is probably the best case scenario for where Lucas could’ve ended up. Maybe we get lucky when springtime hits and he gets squirrelly and acts out or stops taking his meds or something although I’m not so sure of that happening.

But this is Lucas were talking about. He is infamous for royally fucking up his life when he has a good thing going.

Sooner or later he he'll do something to fuck it up. He always does. His zoomer bae quest is too ingrained in his brain to abandon it and he is too obsessed with gorging himself like a pig and being able to do what he wants to accept being stuck in a nursing home without money or access to little girls forever. Something will give sooner or later. Besides, lucas doesn't like being told what to do or how to live. Just being there and being told when he can eat, when to sleep and what he can do will get on his nerves eventually. Remember, lucas is the type to bide his time when he has to and builds up silent rage when he doesn't like his situation and it just tends to pop off with little warning at times

That said, when he ends up back on the street I suspect that'll be it for him. The nursing home is his last chance at anything resembling a decent life. Lose that and its the gutter for him. His health, if anything is getting worse, even with months of treatment and medication his foot doesn't seem to be improving and if he goes off his meds and stops getting treatment for it I wouldn't be surprised if it gets alot worse pretty quickly and he either ends up in a hospital getting his foot amputated or dead in an alley or the park after his foot gets seriously infected

 

[AnOminous]

His health, if anything is getting worse, even with months of treatment and medication his foot doesn't seem to be improving and if he goes off his meds and stops getting treatment for it I wouldn't be surprised if it gets alot worse pretty quickly and he either ends up in a hospital getting his foot amputated or dead in an alley or the park after his foot gets seriously infected

Having a chronic MRSA infection shows he probably has a susceptibility to such things. If he gets any more immunocompromised, something like that would go septic. That can knock you out in minutes and kill you in hours. It's hard to feel much sympathy though when all he had to do for this not to happen was not perv on kids and act all rapey all the time.

 

[Wernology]

Sad news: There is, according to Spokane public records, no bodycam footage of Lucas being kicked out of riverfront Park.

Edit: Some artist with the last name Werner wants to buy the domain. Good enough offer and I'll sell (and just move the website archive elsewhere).

... they offer is definitely good enough.

 

[Da Dude123]

Jesus is right! Quit being greedy with the women. Tell Lucas where the party and the girls are and he will hobble over there once his diabetic shoes come in.

 

[WonderWino]

So i've been playing around with an imagine pixilation tool and thought i'd run a few lucas images through it and see what happens. I give you.....modern art pixel lucas:

I particularly like how the pixilation brings out the baldspot in the pic of him walking down the street. Somebody with better art skills than me could probably make a decent che guevera parodies out of a couple of these

 

[Wernology]

Entire Lucas Werner channel is uploaded in drafts, I'm pretty sure I'm close to the daily upload limit but am starting on The Wern channel.

Some single videos may be left out as they're already part of longer compilations I've uploaded, but whatever.

To lower the chance of morons reporting Lucas' stupid shit, I'll likely be age restricting most things and editing some titles to remove slurs that Lucas is well known for using; the last strike I got was because "cocksuckers" was in the title and it was reported for fucking hate speech.

Anyway, here's the one I tossed up; these are legit not in any real order because Youtube doesn't like to actually tell me inline that I hit the upload limit and by the time it does it's--basically just a sorting mess but Lucas is a whole fucking mess too so it works out.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Somebody with better art skills than me could probably make a decent che guevera parodies out of a couple of these

My lazy attempt

 

[Da Dude123]

Come on, gen Z ladies, reach out to the wern. Form a queue at the nursing home. Rise to the challenge!

 

[Telomerase1979]

He’s right about one thing: dating him would certainly be a challenge.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

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My lazy attempt

Dance for me monkey [Cash -$50]
This is very funny funny a wasteland Lucas screaming “Where the women at?!”
He’d survive WWIII to become ghoulified.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Come on, gen Z ladies, reach out to the wern. Form a queue at the nursing home. Rise to the challenge!

He swore up and down during the O. Owls / Ms. Parker / Klick interview that he was off the lovequest; he had "more important things to focus on"... Obviously it was all bullshit, but if he ever gets questioned again, I'd love for this lie to be brought up.

 

[TurdFondler]

"Hey baby wanna come back to my nursing home for some watery bean soup? We can hang out in the smoker's garage later and I'll even give you a bite of my ice cream sandwich"