Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[Madgneto Was Right]

On this dark and troubled times where civilians are getting blown by the millions, bio weapons are about to turns us all gay, nukes are at the ready, famine is about to grip the places that are always in famine, and gas prices have made those of us who live in urban freedomland consider actually using public transport, I must mention the invisible victims in this conflict.

Vodka drinkers. I started drinking vodka when Tequila and wines became too much of a chore to drink. Vodka cheaper or expensive you can just drink it straight, chill it a little, or like I do which is with a bit of lemon juice and maybe some mineral water. Don't know what to drink on the weekend? buy a bottle of Stoli, Ketel One, Svedka , or Russian Standard. Only the last one is actually Russian but last week when I got a bottle of Stoli at my local liquor store I had to point out to the mixed Arab-American guy who looked at me inquisitively that it was ok because it wasn't really Russian vodka, only pretended to be and it was actually from Latvia. Guess that'll be my life from now on.
Sure, I could give up and slurp that french gay juice they call Grey Goose to let my those I drink with that I'm totally not a Putin sympathizer, but in life one must take a stand from time to time and I will continue to drink my low-tier non Russian vodkas that sound like they could be until the day I die of alcohol poisoning.
Thank you, and please pour one for me.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Ukraine has 395,000,000 of barrels of oil in discovered reserves, which sounds like a lot, until you learn that Denmark has 551,000,000 barrels, Italy has 579,232,000, Romania has 600,000,000 barrels, the UK has 2,754,685,000 barrels, Norway has 5,138,767,000 Barrels. There are way more nations in Europe to exploit for oil and gas in the Euro market that don't require setting up shop in a unstable part of Europe

The pipeline routes and oil/LNG terminals are just as important as the oilfields themselves. Without them, the oil can't get to market efficiently, and the gas can't go anywhere.

 

[Disheveled Human]

The only one holocausting anyone is Zalincki by forcing all men 18-60 to stay and fight in a hopeless situation at gun point.
EU is giving Ukrainians enhanced refugee status. Free gibs, housing, healthcare. Ukraine was a dying shithole before the war and with that offer its all done now. All the woman and children are leaving now and once the men figure out a way they will be too if not killed.

Cry more about a country choosing to defend itself instead of taking the coward faggot way out. What is next you gonna simp for PETA?

 

[LUNEKO]

Who even cares about Russia and NATO anymore? This conflict has Nigerians, Syrians, Chechens, Redditors and Jewish Nazis duking it out like NPCs in a Skyrim mod.

I want Ugandans to join in too just so they can make a new movie

 

[Jarolleon]

They're already trying to cancel timeless works of Russian art and culture. Orchestras are refusing to perform Tchaikovsky.

I just ordered physical copies of all three volumes of The Gulag Archepelago, before they get thrown in the furnace.

None of this international a-logging is even going to remotely harm Putin or his lackeys.

Clown World cancels an entire culture before even going to war with it, at least the Windsors waited until 1 year into WW1 to change their name from "Saxe-Cobourg Gotha". Funnily enough there was a town in Ontario called Berlin, which due to the WW1 anti-German hysteria changed its name to Kitchener.. the guy who invented concentration camps.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

So the "National Enquirer" claims there's a "CIA warning" that WW3 will start in just weeks.

 

[Dave_Ph]

Is it to late to start a pool to see if Tucker is on tonight or if he's going on another unannounced vacation

 

[Feline Supremacist]

So the "National Enquirer" claims there's a "CIA warning" that WW3 will start in just weeks.

I also heard Bat Boy volunteered to fight for Ukraine, Russia is over.

 

[D'edge]

Equally I could say that you need to state your case better. But when you get to high school you'll learn.

Metallurgy is something like 20% of the economy. And as I said before, there are reasons other than purely financial. Russia may not need or even want those resources... but that doesn't mean they want the EU (or whoever) to have them.

Perhaps you are getting over tired and need a nap, eh? Too much Net time isn't good for you.

Cry more about a country choosing to defend itself instead of taking the coward faggot way out. What is next you gonna simp for PETA?

Shhh....

Slapfighting is an automatic threadban.

 

[Mussi]

Shhh....

Honestly, I'm pretty shocked that they've not been threadbanned yet since I've already had one of my replies to them removed for falling for a troll. It seems like others who did much less were threadbanned ages ago.

 

[MrJokerRager]

One dirty piece of history on the insurrection act. It can't be triggered most of the time except by states requesting help. But in 2007, an amendment was put in a defense bill that changed it so that the President could act without state approval. It passed. But when people (including governors) discovered it, there was a whole wave of resistance and it was repealed maybe a year later.
And to this day, its a total secret who added that amendment to the defense bill.

Trump couldn't use the insurrection act unless a governor requested help and none of the mostly democratic governors of the states with the disturbances were willing to ask for help from Trump. There is a loophole in the insurrection act that allows for exclusively federal action if the Equal protection clause of the 14th amendment isn't being enforced. And its possible to make an argument that not protecting property is a violation of equal protection. But you would need the justice department, the three letter agencies and probably the federal courts to go along with it.

Basically state elections matter a lot lol.

 

[AnOminous]

The US system also has no mechanism comparable to Canada's concept of an emergency where all the rights in the constitution can simply be suspended by the government.

Suspending the writ of habeas corpus more or less does that. If they can disappear you indefinitely with no charges in military custody and you have no means of challenging it through habeas corpus, all those other rights pretty much went out the window too.

 

[Disheveled Human]

Honestly, I'm pretty shocked that they've not been threadbanned yet since I've already had one of my replies to them removed for falling for a troll. It seems like others who did much less were threadbanned ages ago.

I am the only one at the moment posting war footage everyone else is speculating on propaganda... Anyways here is another piece of footage.

A Russian T-72B tank was captured by the 93rd Mechanized Brigade of Ukraine

 

[Dave_Ph]

So the "National Enquirer" claims there's a "CIA warning" that WW3 will start in just weeks.

Easy to make a prediction when you're the ones starting it

Has anyone checked with Alex Jones?

 

[Tom Nook's Gloryhole]

Imagine getting seriously mad at fellow folks on here over Ukraine lmao.

It could be completely razed to the ground tonight and within 3 months people will have forgotten all about it. Relax, there's more pressing issues than calling your fellow man a putinbot or a uknigger.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Bioweapons in Ukraine better not cause furries.

 

[LUNEKO]

Clown World cancels an entire culture before even going to war with it, at least the Windsors waited until 1 year into WW1 to change their name from "Saxe-Cobourg Gotha". Funnily enough there was a town in Ontario called Berlin, which due to the WW1 anti-German hysteria changed its name to Kitchener.. the guy who invented concentration camps.

What's even funnier to me is how they are canceling and throwing under the bus works from people who where anti- government in their time and even today, absolutely brain dead censorship

Honestly, I'm pretty shocked that they've not been threadbanned yet since I've already had one of my replies to them removed for falling for a troll. It seems like others who did much less were threadbanned ages ago.

Spoiler: Off-topic

They do this routine where they try to start slapfights but go back to reposting old content already posted when called out before trying again, perhaps that's why they haven't been booted out, personally i don't give a flying fuck about what they post they are free to do what they want as long as Null allows it, but after 5 pages suddenly become nothing but him fighting people new to the thread who don't know this it becomes pretty noticeable

 

[Mussi]

I am the only one at the moment posting war footage everyone else is speculating on propaganda... Anyways here is another piece of footage.

A Russian T-72B tank was captured by the 93rd Mechanized Brigade of Ukraine
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You've been posting old shit that's only ever pro-Ukrainian that you've likely gotten from propaganda sources. I'm really not interested in speaking anymore with a person who is either one of the dumbest individuals I've ever met or an obnoxious and dedicated troll, so I'll leave it at that.

 

[Disheveled Human]

You've been posting old shit that's only ever pro-Ukrainian that you've likely gotten from propaganda sources. I'm really not interested in speaking anymore with a person who is either one of the dumbest individuals I've ever met or an obnoxious and dedicated troll, so I'll leave it at that.

This thread was all bio-lab speculation until I started posting war footage. Stop trying to get me threadbanned for no reason please.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

You've been posting old shit that's only ever pro-Ukrainian that you've likely gotten from propaganda sources. I'm really not interested in speaking anymore with a person who is either one of the dumbest individuals I've ever met or an obnoxious and dedicated troll, so I'll leave it at that.

Personally I am tired of grainy Arma 3 screens being labeled as "Ukraine destroys Russia!" over and over again but that's just me.