Jaron Seth Bloshinsky / Jazz Jennings / I Am Jazz - Puberty Blockers: Not Even Once

Cheap trailer trash glam said:
This is basically the sander thread at this point
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Love her or hate her, I was watching I Am Jazz vicariously through Exulansic's episode commentary. She did one per episode of the new season, and since Jazz is older, fatter, less attractive, less newsworthy because he's no longer "the trans kid who ..." on TV, the desperation is higher than ever, and there's more powderkegs than ever in that house. Sander is the biggest cow in the meantime, he posts the most, has the worst people and social media skills while thinking he's the best, and Sander doesn't have near as much an excuse as Jazz for his weapons-grade refined cringe. Jazz is remarkable for what surrounds him, the forces and people that shape and control his life and torment him. I liked most of all the criticisms of the true horrors in that household: the rest of the family. Jazz is a victim. The monster is his mother who subjected him to tortures, and his father, who did nothing. They built a life of wine moms going yasss queen to Jazz and Jeanette to mask their tragedy as sassy success. The house of cards will collapse. Eventually they'll be prosecuted when the tables turn, when Jazz realizes what was done to him and the extent of the gaslighting done to buttress the delusion, and most especially what happened to all the show money, money that was supposed to be Jazz's. It'll be interesting if the first cheat Jazz figures out is about the missing money, and not about the butchery.

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all4mom2 said:
No one in that household will be hurting for money thanks to workaholic Greg and generations of achievers on both sides of the family. Jazz and their siblings are probably trust fund babies, hence Sander not having to get a j-o-b.
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Greg works in estate planning. He must earn a comfortable living but isn't crazy rich, especially considering that he has four kids and a wife who's never really worked. Those kid-related upper-middle-class expenses add up fast from things like sports fees, orthodontia, summer camp, college, etc. The grandparents will probably leave a nice chunk to everyone, but it's going to be divided between Greg's and Jeanette's siblings and their kids as well. I also assume that most of Jazz's earnings from the show have gone toward his various trans-related surgeries and now his hefty Harvard tuition.

Sander doesn't have to get a job not because the family is dripping with money but because Jeanette enables the situation since she likes having at least one kid around to control. She loves to foster codependence.
 
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m1ddl3m4rch said:
Love her or hate her, I was watching I Am Jazz vicariously through Exulansic's episode commentary. She did one per episode of the new season, and since Jazz is older, fatter, less attractive, less newsworthy because he's no longer "the trans kid who ..." on TV, the desperation is higher than ever, and there's more powderkegs than ever in that house. Sander is the biggest cow in the meantime, he posts the most, has the worst people and social media skills while thinking he's the best, and Sander doesn't have near as much an excuse as Jazz for his weapons-grade refined cringe. Jazz is remarkable for what surrounds him, the forces and people that shape and control his life and torment him. I liked most of all the criticisms of the true horrors in that household: the rest of the family. Jazz is a victim. The monster is his mother who subjected him to tortures, and his father, who did nothing. They built a life of wine moms going yasss queen to Jazz and Jeanette to mask their tragedy as sassy success. The house of cards will collapse. Eventually they'll be prosecuted when the tables turn, when Jazz realizes what was done to him and the extent of the gaslighting done to buttress the delusion, and most especially what happened to all the show money, money that was supposed to be Jazz's. It'll be interesting if the first cheat Jazz figures out is about the missing money, and not about the butchery.

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Jazz would probably be more of a cow if he was allowed to control his own social media.
However the family will never be prosecuted and jazz is too brainwashed to ever realize what has happened to him
 
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Neigh said:
Estrogen stops hair loss. Sander Trander arc must happen soon to save his hair. :suffering:
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Please tell me this isn't a serious thing. I imagined a troon crusade to "crack this egg" and it made me physically shudder. Although terminating this genetic line is best in the long run, there has to be a better way to get there.
 
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BelUwUga said:
I meant the Sander Trander Arc, I didn't know if it was a fan theory/want. I have to take threads like this in small doses due too allergies. Too much exposure and I break out in fedposting.
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People have suggested he may but it looks like he may just continue to be obnoxious and immature and just fade into irrelevance. He's hanging onto Jaron's coat tails and there isn't much time/content left.
 
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all4mom2 said:
No one in that household will be hurting for money thanks to workaholic Greg and generations of achievers on both sides of the family. Jazz and their siblings are probably trust fund babies, hence Sander not having to get a j-o-b.
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If Greg wasn't a workaholic he might not have a troon and an incel for sons. But he let Jeanette raise them. Still, Ari and Griffon will produce more Jews while Jazz has done damage to western society by helping to push early transgender interventions so he's succeeded as a Jew. Fucking kike.
 
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m1ddl3m4rch said:
The house of cards will collapse. Eventually they'll be prosecuted when the tables turn, when Jazz realizes what was done to him and the extent of the gaslighting done to buttress the delusion, and most especially what happened to all the show money, money that was supposed to be Jazz's. It'll be interesting if the first cheat Jazz figures out is about the missing money, and not about the butchery.
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Cheap trailer trash glam said:
Jazz would probably be more of a cow if he was allowed to control his own social media.
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I think Sander may be being paid from the "Jazz fund" to run those accounts. It wouldn't be the first time such a thing has happened.
rocknrollmartian said:
The grandparents will probably leave a nice chunk to everyone, but it's going to be divided between Greg's and Jeanette's siblings and their kids as well.
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And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why the firstborn son tended to get the pot and you'd ship the younger ones off to a monetary or military.
 
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Tasty Tatty said:
Also, this. I just love this:
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They are clearly using jew sorcery to levitate in this photo. Here's the potion recipe:

Scale of dragon, tooth of wolf,
Witches’ mummy, maw and gall
Of the ravin’d salt-sea shark,
Root of hemlock digg’d i’ the dark,
Penis of blaspheming Jew,
Gall of goat, and slips of yew
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.
 
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Sinner's Sandwich said:
How can someone be that young and yet look so old at the same time?? Give him a few strands of white hair and he becomes a 50 year old gym queen.
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Have you seen those before:after pictures of former presidents? Stress and bearing witness to manmade horrors beyond comprehension is taxing on the physical body, just as much as it is on the mind and soul. This is a toxic family that was no less dangerous the very moment he was conceived. The human-parasites that are reality TV producers got their filthy hands on him too. Whether it's "shell-shock" from a simple mind being unable to understand/cope, an intelligent mind contemplating his role, survivor's guilt, and what influence his upbringing had, or anything in-between, no context is prepared to come out of this process unscathed and well-adjusted.
 
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