DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
MauLer is streaming Elden Ring right now if anyone wants to see someone have fun while sucking.

And what makes this even more funny is that the long man isn't a "pro game streamer", he is just doing this more for shits and giggles (and probably an EFAP at some point).

You could do the same compare and contrast with his RE8 streams, much more enjoyable than Phil "games are my job as well as my hobby" Burnells.

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On top this is his part 11 stream and he still has 950 watching, again not a guy that streams games that much if at all
 
And what makes this even more funny is that the long man isn't a "pro game streamer", he is just doing this more for shits and giggles (and probably an EFAP at some point).

You could do the same compare and contrast with his RE8 streams, much more enjoyable than Phil "games are my job as well as my hobby" Burnells.

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On top this is his part 11 stream and he still has 950 watching, again not a guy that streams games that much if at all
I watched a minute of it and enjoyed it a lot more than an entire stream of Phil just based off the fact he doesn't have a camera ready to zoom in on his face everytime he dies doing a 1 minute long bit.

He simply walked backwards off a cliff during a fight saying "Oh" and had a giggle. That's all you need.
 
"Slow" has now become one of his ambiguous power words.
It originally just meant that contributions were insufficient. Only one 'life changing' pile of $50 instead of at least two to get some real pulls change happening.
Now, however, when contributions are sufficient, it means that they're literally not coming in at an appropriate, steady speed. Hitting the goal in the first hour should apparently still result in $100 being slowly dripped in for the remainder of the stream so that things don't get 'slow'.

This is the definition of 'it's never enough for Phil'.
I think as others have said with the likes ect it seems like he needs reassurance on top of the money. Like affirmation people like him or his content, I feel this might stretch to money too along with the active chatters talking. If things aren't constantly basically saying "Phil its okay" he seems to get really insecure.

I'm guessing deep down maybe its nagging at him.
 
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He's the type of moron that calls a headache a migraine.

You can't be a super positive person that loves his life and job AND claim to be depressed. It's constant, not an on / off switch you flick whenever donations dry up.
Yep. When I have a bad day at work or get in an argument with my girl, I'll feel bad/sad. But that goes awa
 
"$174 isn't enough idiots! You have to continually pay me even after the goals are reached!!.

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It must be good to be Emil H and see shit like that.

Remove $150 from your own pocket and absolutely nothing happens. It's like you haven't tipped at all.
You don't even get your name properly put in the piggyboard.

We're the stupid ones. The puppets. The sheep.
 
I think as others have said with the likes ect it seems like he needs reassurance on top of the money. Like affirmation people like him or his content, I feel this might stretch to money too along with the active chatters talking. If things aren't constantly basically saying "Phil its okay" he seems to get really insecure.

I'm guessing deep down maybe its nagging at him.
The three driving sins behind piggy's actions are Greed, Pride and Sloth. All three have to be satiated simultaneously so that he can shut the fuck up and be content.

That's why when only his Greed is satiated (e.g. a whale carries the stream), he still complains. Because his Pride makes him feel ashamed of the fact that he isn't being crowdfunded and that it's just a tiny minority of people who actually give him money.

A perfect stream for Phil would be like this:
1. He joins the stream.
2. Dozens of paypigs give him 5 dollar tips in a well-paced manner so that he can reach the tips goal while stopping every five minutes to thank a paypig for the tip.
3. The tips all have a variation of "You're amazing, Phil, I love you" as a message.
4. As for the game, it would be some low-effort shit that he could play with his eyes closed, but that at the same time he can boast about being good at it, for example Fall Guys.

Imagine how fucking boring that shit would be. But yeah, that's Phil's idea of a perfect life.
 
Staggering frankly the number of Farmers who are mad that he’s spoiled the entirety of Elden Ring for himself basically. Did you think this would somehow be the polar opposite from the typical DSP playthrough? Yes, it’s worth pointing out that he’s prepping himself (or just as likely being prepped by someone who is paying to do so) but some are rending their clothes during every stream like holy shit why do you care that much? Genuine rage is hard to come by consistently with him; it sucks but c’mon, it’s Phil, you should be used to this by now and there’s a whole pasture of other cows if he’s boring you.

The “Phil’s gonna get fucked by [boss/enemy/area x]” posts followed by “AAAARRRRGH WHAT A CHEATING FUCKRE” posts are getting tiresome. And retarded.
 
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I'll take "Shit that never happened" for $300.

Also, as @Hate Army Watch pointed out on Twitter: does this mean 1MM sending Phil $25 every stream saves Phil's life?

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Holy shit, it does!
Sorry to all the waiters out there but someone like phil should not be tipping people 50 dollars (unless he blew a ton of money) when his source of income is begging for donations online and he claims to not have enough money to buy essentials for his business.
 
Staggering frankly the number of Farmers who are mad that he’s spoiled the entirety of Elden Ring for himself basically. Did you think this would somehow be the polar opposite from the typical DSP playthrough? Yes, it’s worth pointing out that he’s prepping himself (or just as likely being prepped by someone who is paying to do so) but some are rending their clothes during every stream like holy shit why do you care that much? Genuine rage is hard to come by consistently with him; it sucks but c’mon, it’s Phil, you should be used to this by now and there’s a whole pasture of other cows if he’s boring you.

The “Phil’s gonna get fucked by [boss/enemy/area x]” posts followed by “AAAARRRRGH WHAT A CHEATING FUCKRE” posts are getting tiresome. And retarded.
I said from day one that the fucker is using a guide to find the easiest cheese strats. Thing is people are trying to draw blood from a stone in the case of Phil. The only entertainment value he provides these days are his unhinged gin-fueled rants he does at the beginning of his streaming day (like today when he goes off on the "proper pronunciation" of daylight saving time as if anyone but him gives a fuck) or when a bait tip gets him to go into a half hour rant on whatever the fuck in the middle of any one of his streams. People are hoping Radahn pushes his shit in so hard that he ragequits ER entirely until someone tells him exactly what to do to beat him since at least that would be SOMETHING to watch on an otherwise boring playthrough.

He can't even do a guided run properly since he pretends to be surprised at everything and "explores" incredibly fucking slowly. It's absolutely painful.

On the tipping thing: that absolutely didn't fucking happen and even if it did, Phil was stingy as fuck. "I tipped a guy 50 bucks on a bill where there were like 6 or 7 of us and we each got maybe 30 bucks worth of food." Yeah...that kind of tip is MAYBE 30%. Anyone in the restaurant industry can and will tell you that a 50 dollar tip on a 7 top is barely passable.
 
Sorry to all the waiters out there but someone like phil should not be tipping people 50 dollars (unless he blew a ton of money) when his source of income is begging for donations online and he claims to not have enough money to buy essentials for his business.
On one hand I agree, if all your income is based off the charity of others you really aren't in a position to just be giving the money away via tips. On the other hand I'd much rather see him give the money to a server than spend it on gatcha which benefits absolutely nobody except scopley.

Reminds me of a moment where one of my coworkers was expecting his first child and we all chipped in some cash, basically a company tradition at this point. Only for the coworker to donate the money he received to a charity that was having a big fundraiser at the time. Call me dumb all you want, but that pissed me off to no end.
 
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