Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

He says "Fuck Capitalism" then turns around and brags about his so-called "inheritance".

Which one is it,Pucas?
To Lucas, it is both. Lucas wants it both ways. When he has money it is plenty good, when others have money it is very bad. Lucas sees no problem thinking like this. Of course, we all pretty much know he will get nothing if he outlives his parents.

Edit: Checkout this comment and response. Myrna is spending Lucas's inheritance money! Those sneaky boomers!
 

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Yeah, they have been living it up in Mexico, while their fat, autistic, 42 year old lol cow son is living in a nursing home. Before that, he was living in a bus station. That is how much his family cares about him. Why didn't your parents take you to Mexico, Lucas? I am glad he is circling back to rich parents while still mooing about how evil the rich are.
'The rich are evil! Now date me because my grandfather had 50 cows and was rich!'

He loves to mention all this imaginary wealth from a bunch of cows his grandfather owned but never brings up the fact his own mother calved a cow of her own and now has left him out to pasture
 
To Lucas, it is both. Lucas wants it both ways. When he has money it is plenty good, when others have money it is very bad. Lucas sees no problem thinking like this. Of course, we all pretty much know he will get nothing if he outlives his parents.

Edit: Checkout this comment and response. Myrna is spending Lucas's inheritance money! Those sneaky boomers!
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In other words, his parents owe him an apology for leaving him to rot and not just words but the real action of giving him money and
leaving him a huge inheritance.

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By the way, to afford the cost of spending 3 mo in Mexico Myrna and Larry cleaned out their personal belongings from the condo in Green Valley and rented it out.
 
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Lucas is not trying to get points for being cool, we know the reason is he really cares about the environment.

I mean think about it, he got a DUI just so he can't drive again. Fucking like Jesus taking our sins, a true hero. Next you think the Wern would buy a spoon made of metal that was mined from mother earth? Made in China than shipped on a gas sucking C tainer ship? Heh FOOLS! Lucas uses a stick to eat his pre packed single serve yogurts.

Lets not also forget, the stove he didn't turn on burning oil at the power plant to heat his clam chowder, just sucked it down outta the can. Ignore the green house gases and all about those fished out clams but, no one's perfect. Lucas on the other hand, is a greenie and he's plenty good at that.
 
Lucas is not trying to get points for being cool, we know the reason is he really cares about the environment.

I mean think about it, he got a DUI just so he can't drive again. Fucking like Jesus taking our sins, a true hero. Next you think the Wern would buy a spoon made of metal that was mined from mother earth? Made in China than shipped on a gas sucking C tainer ship? Heh FOOLS! Lucas uses a stick to eat his pre packed single serve yogurts.

Lets not also forget, the stove he didn't turn on burning oil at the power plant to heat his clam chowder, just sucked it down outta the can. Ignore the green house gases and all about those fished out clams but, no one's perfect. Lucas on the other hand, is a greenie and he's plenty good at that.
Damn straight! He's not going to contribute to the destruction caused by overpopulation! He ONLY dates Palmela Handerson, and together their contribution to keeping the population down is saving the world, one knuckle-child at a time.
 
Damn straight! He's not going to contribute to the destruction caused by overpopulation! He ONLY dates Palmela Handerson, and together their contribution to keeping the population down is saving the world, one knuckle-child at a time.
Wait wait wait.....pamela handerson? Are you saying lucas is cheating on his long time companion rosie palm?

Scandalous I tell you! absolutely scandalous! we must inform the media at once
 
Homeboy forgetting that he's not allowed to have friends over at the nursing home...

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If lucas has one actual skill in life its the ability to make himself absolutely insane and give off 'stay the fuck away from me at all costs if you're a woman' expressions in every single picture he takes of himself
 
Homeboy forgetting that he's not allowed to have friends over at the nursing home...

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Correct me if I’m wrong, because I’ll readily admit that I don’t make any effort at Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Didn’t Kim give up being a club-hopping socialite years and years ago and is intensely focused on her family’s ludicrously profitable family brand? I also remember hearing on the news or something a while back that she was going to law school? I love Kanye, he’s the only reason I know any of this about Kim but he’s definitely the crazy one of the two and it’s either ignorance or misogyny that clouds his judgement.

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Lucas pretends gas prices affect him now or any time in the last twenty years.
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Again with the fucking 12 acres.
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And he still can’t resist flaunting his imaginary inheritance.
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Speaking of, this one’s extra funny considering that he claims that both his parents are rich and he’s been perpetually unemployed for decades.
 
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This is one of the best bible takes I've seen from him in a while. It's really similar to him thinking that older men would be more attractive because of Bernie Sanders. I'm not 100% sure what the way of righteousness is but it probably isn't supposed to be related to getting laid.
a crown of splendor he says. Hmm, well we all know thats a crown lucas wants to wear himself
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The crown prince of the elk kingdom indeed

Greybeard Revelations 6:2-8:
'and the zoomer beheld a pale medical electric scooter upon these harrowed streets of spokane, and his name that sat upon it was Wern, and euphoric atheism and rank body odor followed with him. His feet were stumps, encrusted as with a crown of thorns that pained him to stand. and he called out to ye unbelievers oh ye unwashed greybeards of spokane pay heed - for your telomeres are attrite. look unto the maidens fair, of two score years or less. entrust her with your potent seed and revel in the glory of stronger DNA. woe unto attrited, for they shall forever be doomed to sickness
 
a crown of splendor he says. Hmm, well we all know thats a crown lucas wants to wear himself
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The crown prince of the elk kingdom indeed

Greybeard Revelations 6:2-8:
'and the zoomer beheld a pale medical electric scooter upon these harrowed streets of spokane, and his name that sat upon it was Wern, and euphoric atheism and rank body odor followed with him. His feet were stumps, encrusted as with a crown of thorns that pained him to stand. and he called out to ye unbelievers oh ye unwashed greybeards of spokane pay heed - for your telomeres are attrite. look unto the maidens fair, of two score years or less. entrust her with your potent seed and revel in the glory of stronger DNA. woe unto attrited, for they shall forever be doomed to sickness
He's pulling out all the old classics!

"Lucas changed", huh?

And check out this contorted Myspace fatgirl angle... And even WITH, he still looks massive!
 
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This is one of the best bible takes I've seen from him in a while. It's really similar to him thinking that older men would be more attractive because of Bernie Sanders. I'm not 100% sure what the way of righteousness is but it probably isn't supposed to be related to getting laid.

A skunk stripe mixed with stringy dishwater blond does not a crown of splendor make.

Also wtf is up with this new angle? Is he trying to show off his chicken leg arms?
 
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Lucas pretends gas prices affect him now or any time in the last twenty years.
Gas prices doesn't affect people that much in reality, while to him it affects his life at any time? He can't even realize that they don't affect people's life that much, while him acts if it was a serious threat like a pussy. For a man who lies a lot and looking for any kind of women so desperately, it's nothing special from him, just him being desperate on Insta.
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Again with the fucking 12 acres.
With that claim about his dad having a 12 arces of property, he could get ladies! Well, honestly, Lucas, are you sure that you're being truthful about it, when most of your life is just you having no job and just babbles whatever you think of while going anywhere to eat or stay at your home? No women would ever want to marry your ugly face and your lying mouth. Even whores won't even lay their hands on you or would love to tell their opinions about leftism. Again, I hate your photo perspectives.
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And he still can’t resist flaunting his imaginary inheritance.
Still stuck in his imaginary mind, huh. In reality, that's a whole different story. All women will refuse to touch your disgusting presence and will listen to you, bleurgh. Projecting your imaginary "rich boy lifestyle" won't do, Lucas.
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Speaking of, this one’s extra funny considering that he claims that both his parents are rich and he’s been perpetually unemployed for decades.
Yep. Not most people will born from a rich family, Lucas. Most people are born from a normal or poor family anyway, and yet you demand any rich family to gave birth, while born from rich families being slightly uncommon? That's funny to see that you're born completely unemployed and you are desperate for rich ladies to achieve your nasty fantasies. That's what you failed to realize and you will forever stuck to your imaginations.
Claiming your parents are rich isn't the way to pick up women, Lucas.
 
Correct me if I’m wrong, because I’ll readily admit that I don’t make any effort at Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Didn’t Kim give up being a club-hopping socialite years and years ago and is intensely focused on her family’s ludicrously profitable family brand? I also remember hearing on the news or something a while back that she was going to law school? I love Kanye, he’s the only reason I know any of this about Kim but he’s definitely the crazy one of the two and it’s either ignorance or misogyny that clouds his judgement.

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Lucas pretends gas prices affect him now or any time in the last twenty years.
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Again with the fucking 12 acres.
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And he still can’t resist flaunting his imaginary inheritance.
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Speaking of, this one’s extra funny considering that he claims that both his parents are rich and he’s been perpetually unemployed for decades.
The POS is utterly despicable. Salivates at the thought of Myrna and Roy dropping dead. Even before the burial he'll be demanding to know about the "inheritance".
 
I won't try to bible sperg too long but, before most people lived long written word was known by almost all on earth etc, your basic old man was the wiki of the town. Luck wasn't much understood but if you lived to 70 in the time of Jesus, you were respected since you had time to know more, in fact the Greeks talked about it, (while living long mostly aside death in childhood or war)

Whats funny this quote is loosely tied to honor thy mother and father, who he wants to die.. because he assumes he gets money, again part of it goes to they have lived longer so know more things.
 
More mooo cow posts. People, I am liking what I am seeing. The cow is returning to mooing about an inheritance and wanting attractive Gen Z women. He was just blowing hot air at Skeletor and the big tittied black lady on the Outcast Owls show. Back on his bullshit.
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